All of the Vikings have read the seventy-seven page Code of Conduct except for those who cannot read. I would hope and expect that our league renownd coach, instructor and mentor, Aurora’s favorite son and one of Eastern Illinois’s top ten thousand alumni Coach Brad Childress would have read the code to the his players as he tucked them in and kissed them good night during training camp in Mankato.

One can only be disappointed that once again players gone astray have embarrassed this great organization, abused the courtesy and trust that the Wilf’s have showered upon these men whom they treated as family and paid as one would a son-at-law to marry an spinster daughter.

The great tradgedy in the upcoming suspension will be the loyal Viking fan’s inability
to witness the true coaching genius of Coach Brad Childress and his kick ass west coast schemes. Take heart; for after we weather this storm think of the great draft choices that we will have at our finger tips. Oops! The Minnesota Vikings: no longer sex offenders just a crazy uncle neutered by steroids.

Minnesota, hats off to thee,
To thy Wilfy true we shall ever be…
Firm and strong, united are we.
Rah, rah, rah, our Chilly Dog,
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah,
Rah for the StadiUM.

lol They probably didn’t take steroids. I’d be surprised if they had. Well, maybe not if Kevin was ‘cause he’s having a beast of a season. But the point is, they’re both DTs, they’re both already considerably strong. My guess is, like most of the other people on the site, that its from that water-weight pill.