Shiancoe's possible movie titles

As many of you may know, an adult film company has offered our overexposed tight end a role in their upcoming movie.

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/12/visanthe-shiancoe-gets-offer-to-do.html

Although "Bubble Butt Barbecue 2" sounds like a very tasteful film, I think we could do better.  Therefore, I'd like to start this thread to see how clever of a fan base we really are.  What are some possible titles for a theoretical film starring Mr. Shiancoe?  I have a handful of suggestion to get the ball rolling:

• "Tight Ends 2: Second Down"
• "Visanthe And Miri Make A Porno"
• "Hard C*cks: Training Camp With The Minnesota Vikings"
• "All The Right Nudes"
• "(Wear A Towel On) Any Given Sunday"
• "Little Giant"
• "Member: The Titan"
• "The Longest Foot"
• "Necessary Buff-ness"
• "Kickoff Dick-off"
• "Two For The Moneyshot"
• "Giving Out Game Balls"
• "Visanthe's Skank-hoes"

Now if Gonzo would only hire me on as his second writer...this is the kind of tasteless humor you all could enjoy on a more regular basis.