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Don't Expose Yourself to a Legend

First, I have to let you know that I am visiting this site from Silver and Black Pride. I got tired of writing about the crappy team I root for and wanted to write about something that is relevant. I envy your team, as it has something newsworthy that doesn't revolve around its head coach allegedly smacking bitches and hitting women.

 

“You just don’t turn your back on 16 years of greatness,” according to Vikings defensive end Jared Allen.

One thing I know after Sunday, November One is: Jared Allen is absolutely correct.

No one turns their back on 16 years of greatness—they use it to tear them apart; use it to fixate on the past while focusing the frustration of it’s passing into the form of one person.

It is romanticized. While lamenting the agony of it’s now intangible reality it can create a chasm or straddle the divide and holding a dual existence—occupying both the love and hate areas of the brain and heart.

In other words, we do not turn our back on prolonged periods of greatness, we just use it to severely fuck ourselves in the head. It is the kind of fodder that makes therapists rich. It originates from the source that fuels the middle age purchasing of sports cars and allows young girls to fulfill daddy fantasies.

Everyone has his or her own way to deal with the passing of something and this is only magnified whenever this process comes into existence in a less than ideal way.

To see the reality of this theory, one needs to look no further than the Packer faithful, which I am counting, roughly, as the entire state of Wisconsin.

The sight of their one true love donning and sharing the company with their most hated rival tore fans. It became apparent before the game started, however, which side of the spectrum the majority of the Cheeseheads landed on.

Favre ran onto a field, that according to one sign held by a fan is “the field that Favre built,” during pre-game introductions to a deafening chorus of boos.

The heights of ecstasy leave people vulnerable to the inevitable drop off. It can be hard to see a former love thriving and embracing the love of a bitter rival. Just ask Packer fans:

"He was," Packer fan Jo Sedar said, "one of us."

"It's like going into church on Sunday and the priest says, 'Everybody go home. Jesus has now sided with the devil,'" said Tom Fields.

On Sunday T-shirts at Lambeau carrying messages ranging from "Traitor" to "Judas" to "Drama Queen" to “We’ll never forget you BRENT,” were seen throughout the stadium.

While these feelings encapsulated the feelings of the majority in attendance, it certainly wasn’t the only way they felt. Packer fans were on both sides of the spectrum and everywhere in between.

"I'm having mixed emotions," said Robert Barranco, while dressed in a green Favre jersey.

His wife, Martha, was wearing the purple edition and was just as torn as Robert. "I'm a die-hard Packers fan, but I also want him to do well."

Also popular were half Minnesota-half Green Bay jerseys, while some fans wore Favre's Vikings jersey underneath Packers jackets.

Then there were the fans that were there to profess their love for Brett.

There were signs throughout the stadium ranging from, "Thanks 4 the Memories” to “Lambeau is Brett's Field."

It is obvious that whatever it is that some people have, which inspires people to say they have “it,” Favre has in spades. You are hard pressed to find a person who does not have an opinion on him one way or the other.

As Brett Favre has spent his offseasons plucking petals off flowers while saying, “retire me—retire me not” each petal plucked was reported ad nauseum. It got to the point that there were days in the sport’s world where the lead story was the fact that the Brett Favre story was getting too much coverage.

“Is Farve coming back, or isn’t he” would be the opening refrain of many stories and they would continue, “no one knows and it is this reporter’s opinion that the thoughts and time spent on a washed up QB waffling about his future are a waste of time. This is the story that won’t die. Stay tuned, as this is the first segment of a 908 installment piece on this worthless obsession with Brett Favre.”

This kind of thought process has followed Favre into the season as hours before the game there was a plane flying overhead pulling a sign that read “Retire 4 Good”. Maybe one reading “So I can stop caring” should have followed it.

Of course ultimately Packer fans should have followed that sign with one that read “Please,” because they seemed to wake the sleeping giant.

Favre got viewings and earfuls of all the varying feelings he inspired. "Cheers, a couple fingers. Some people, not exactly mooning ..." Favre said. "That part was a little weird."

Favre let his game show fans while they should never expose their ass to a legend.

After twisting Packers fans minds towards therapy with his retirement tangos, team hopping and rival embracing existence, Favre gave the entire state of Wisconsin the Kobe treatment, and by Kobe treatment I mean asshole tearing and by asshole tearing I mean what A-Rod does do Derek Jeter every night in his dreams and by that I mean look at this.

While the game went on it became apparent that Favre was out for blood. As any ultra-competitive person would, he used his scorn to help fuel his desire. Farve was hugging teammates and raising a finger (the index) after touchdowns.

There were plenty of touchdowns. Four of his 17 completions were for touchdowns and while the Packers mounted a late comeback to make things semi interesting, Favre made sure this game stayed on ice with a late fourth quarter touchdown pass.

Favre was having so much fun carving up the Packers defense I expected him to fake the victory kneel and bomb it to a wide open streaking Viking receiver for a fifth touchdown as time expired. Then run off the field with his middle fingers flying asking the boo birds and the Packer brass if they brought enough lube.

This did not happen; however, as Favre is a serial flip flopper. He cannot even decide if he wants to enhance Packer fans memories of him or distance himself from that legacy.

Ever the politician, Farve encrypted the real meaning in his post game comments in sports talk. Don’t worry I have brought the staff translator to decode the hidden messages.

"I had mixed emotions coming in, because I know how special these fans are," Favre said.

Translation: I love the fans, but I hate the fat, stupid decision makers that wouldn’t know greatness if it slapped them in the face.

"But I also know the Packer fans are what makes this organization so special, unique, and that will never change. How could you not miss that?"

Translation: The fat, stupid decision makers suck. People that love me are cool.

Asked if he was surprised at the reaction, Favre said, "Sure, I would have loved ..." and then paused. "It was about what I expected," he said.

Translation: They’ll forgive me because I made this team. I did more for this team than the fat, stupid decision makers.

"I want to lead this Vikings team to a Super Bowl, believe me, I do. And I will do everything in my power.”

Translation: I am on a quest to prove that I am “The One” and it was wrong for the fat, stupid decision makers in Green Bay to not give me whatever I wanted.

"Although I wasn't expecting a standing ovation, I know what I've done, what I stand for," Favre said. "What I've done here speaks for itself. What I was a part of was awesome. That will never change."

Translation: “I created something totally rad in Green Bay and while the whinny fans are a little bitter now they will remember whose right arm delivered them to the gates of Nirvana when it is all said and done.”

"I was part of some pretty good games here as a Packer. This is pretty high up on the list," Favre said of the win. "It was pretty awesome to be a part of."

Translation: Revenge is like cheese—it makes everything better. I just fed the Cheeseheads cheese. I am really great.

"It was loud, and that's what makes Green Bay such a special place," said Favre,

Translation: I just want to reiterate that in no way is it because of the fat decision makers that the Packers have achieved greatness.

"I've never been one to rub it in anyone's face," Favre said. "The guys I played with as a Packer, I've got a lot of respect for them. As I do for the organization and the fans."

Translation: I am rubbing your faces in it by saying I am not. I won, I won, I won! Sure I’ve got respect for the organization and the fans. They once put cheese on my table.

It became apparent that the results of the, to quote Paul McCartney, “the long and winding road,” of the Farve drama worked out best for the teams and the players involved. Rodgers is a fantastic quarterback and was ready to get his career as a starter underway. While Farve still has game left in his body—game that would not be as apparent behind the Packers struggling offensive line.

It also became apparent that the people who have benefited most by this course of events are the practicing therapists in the state of Wisconsin.

This FanPost was created by a registered user of The Daily Norseman, and does not necessarily reflect the views of the staff of the site. However, since this is a community, that view is no less important.

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Favre is the Greatest QB in NFL History!

Tim Tebow under Brett Favre for 2010 and 2011 would be the most awesome thing in the world. Tebow watching Favre win 3 consecutive World Championships would be spectacular!!!!!

Favre would embrace Tebow!

GUARANTEED!

by REVENGE4FAVRE on Nov 2, 2009 11:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I heard you again on Homer’s show (minus Homer). It sounded as if they considered you a regular caller.

by Salty on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Jason Wilde at Hu Hot in Green Bay tonight.

I told him that I liked how he has toned it down as far as the Favre Hating!

He told me he has to stay objective. I gave him a nod!

by REVENGE4FAVRE on Nov 3, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hu Hot

is the shizznittlebamzipzapzappy!!! my old roommates girlfriend was a waitress there for a couple years….. free lunch was AWESOME!!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Nov 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Favre isnt playing in 2011, no one even knows about next year

Brett dont even know about next year, as for Tebow, no thanks! i rather have Bradford or Clausen

Vikings 4 the superbowl

by RaysOfHope on Nov 3, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Godd post

Well thought out. It’s also good to hear from someone outside the respective fan bases. Much of what you said is what I feared coming in. However. having watched Favre develope into the vikings qb, I’m not convinced his first ambition was sticking it to anyone. It looks to me he still loves the game, and the vikes were the best of all choices to play out his dream.

by dvsccn on Nov 2, 2009 11:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you that he still loves the game and loves to compete.

He is a lot of fun to watch and the Vikings are an entertaining team. From an outside perspective I think they have what it takes to win it all. Starting with strength in the trenches.

Does pass D seem to be the biggest concern of fans so far?

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

by noontide on Nov 3, 2009 2:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely. Especially near the end of the game our secondary seem to routinely fall apart. Thankfully #4 has put together drives to secure the win when needed.

by zebano on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Vikings defensive secondary is not making it any easier for Brett

The more points they allow makes the offence work harder …we dont want to end up in a position like we are digging a hole in the sand that keeps refilling ..,,then this would be a total waste of a Legend or history at work here,,,,,,,This defense secondary needs to continue to shut down the pass more often and continue to manage the bend dont break defensive stance …… for brett to get the edge…but it is awesome to watch the dueling quarterback games ……like an old western shoot out,. ha..

by AHHHWoooooo on Nov 3, 2009 12:21 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good Article!

The Packers’ fans look to be seriously disturbed.
I keep expecting to open up the newspaper and see the headline “Brett Favre Finds Bunny Boiling in Kitchen Pot!”

by MissButterfly on Nov 3, 2009 10:08 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Excellent post noontide
Favre was having so much fun carving up the Packers defense I expected him to fake the victory kneel and bomb it to a wide open streaking Viking receiver for a fifth touchdown as time expired. Then run off the field with his middle fingers flying asking the boo birds and the Packer brass if they brought enough lube.

I think you just described R4F’s wet dream.

by EasternVike on Nov 3, 2009 11:06 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think you've been a Raiders fan for far too long

While cynicism can be amusing, the amount of time and effort you put into this post makes it look more like a lifestyle.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!

by DCPurple on Nov 4, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cynicism is a hobby and a security blanket of mine...

and so is laughter. The two often go hand in hand. I am not sure cynicism can be a lifestyle— I would say it is a personality trait. I can’t attribute cynicism to the Raiders as much as I can to society.

Let me offer a quote from one of the greatest cynics of all time, Neitszche “Not only is the wisdom of generations passed down, but also its madness.”

The problem with my Raiders fandom is not having been one too long, but not quite long enough. I became a Raiders fan as a 4/5 year-old in LA during the ’84 season. The first super bowl I remember watching is Montana vs. Marino also known as the one after the last Raiders victory. I am the Don Mattingly of Raiders fans.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

by noontide on Nov 4, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Earlier Raiders

I know the Raiders haven’t fielded good teams lately, but when I think of them, the first images that go through my mind are the Snake, Kenny Stabler, with his uber-accurate strikes downfield, and a certain Super Bowl that featured what is still replayed as one of the hardest hits in NFL history against a young Minnesota Viking wide out named Sammy White. Names like George Atkinson and Jack Tatum are still as brightly infamous to me today as Albert Haynesworth is to players today.

So I have my own Raider-trauma that I cheerfully hoist on my shoulders to tote about, year after year, and indeed, the madness of that fevered season never quite seems to go away :)

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!

by DCPurple on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty sure that if I exposed myself to Brett Favre, I would probably be tackled by those guys in trenchcoats he had following him.

by Bjorno on Nov 4, 2009 12:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Dairy State

Interesting article. Unfortunately, it got me thinking. You can’t dump everyone in a stereotype, but it is fun doing so.

California produces more cheese than Wisconsin and also produces good wine to go with it. It must be tough living in a place called dairyland has hearing that said.

You have to realize the mental outlook from that second state, where it all gets covered with snow a lot, and in which a major occupation is made of stealing milk once intended for baby cows. It is not fun to have to get up early every morning to do all that stealing before the truck arrives. You think you have to think that exerting your will and enforcing loyalty throughout the clan is your noble heritage, but it ain’t necessarily so.

Favre was the messiah. Somehow a drunken kid from Mississippi survived having much of his guts cut out and became a great quarterback in the frozen north. He began eating up the record books. It’s a ridiculous story, but it was somehow true. It’s easier getting through the winter if you can drive to Lambeau on a Sunday and cheer your guts out for some guy who wings it, throws a football in ways no coach with any sanity would ever try to teach, and somehow pulls miracles out of his backside with such regularity that if you think about it long enough, you begin to conclude is something much greater than dumb luck. Maybe it’s destiny. Maybe Wisconcinites are the chosen people.

State rivalries can get nasty. In Georgia, they tell jokes about Alabamans who hit the lottery. buy a big double-wide, and start customizing Ford trucks. It’s us or them, and we all know that we ourselves could never be second best in any regard.

Then along comes some other guy to Wisconsin who once made a living on special teams for the Oilers running headlong into a rolling riot and throwing people to the ground. Ted feels Brett is too expensive for a state largely populated with cows and Brett needed to be thrown to the ground. It’s a bad idea to throw messiahs to the ground, and the mud slinging commenced.

It may be the kind of black and white thinking characteristic of certain psychiatric conditions, but if that’s the kind of culture in which you live, you feel you must decide if the messiah is a liar or his alleged boss is bonkers. The messiah goes to New York and Minnesota, and you become convinced he was really just Satan. Let’s go to Lambeau and boo, before God starts cooking all the cows with lightning bolts.

Mispelling his name as Brent (as if we never heard of him) seems funny.

It’s all whistling past the graveyard. None of us will make Neon Deion’s top ten next week if we do not perform (and flatter the judge by mimicking is old dance moves).

Some people learn this stuff as kids. The Indians traded Rocky Colavito to the Tigers for Harvey Kuenn. You don’t need a business degree. Even a twelve-year-old knows this is crazy. They should have at least gotten Al Kaline. Loyalty is a myth. All that glow you felt when the Rock hit four homers in one night game against the Orioles was just history, but we still don’t boo when he shows up with that silly Old English D on his cap. (Heck, someday, some TV detective in Hawaii driving a red Ferrari will do the same stupid thing.) It’s like we always said, “Don’t knock the Rock.” You keep those old memories of him throwing out Yogi at the plate from the right field fence and move on. Sports is just a business. That’s show biz.

But if you think all your self worth derrives from once watching the Pack winning Super Bowl XXXI, you call it treason for a man to wear a purple shirt.

Just get up and milk the cows. There aren’t a lot of calves to feed and the cows don’t really mind about taking the milk. They kind of like going to the barn at night and not getting fried by lightning. Carrying all that milk around is a pain.

Remember, Favre was once some smuck Georgians would have traded you for a hockey puck, and not a lot of hockey gets played down there.

Cheer for Aaron, who used to play football in California. He’s yours now and enjoy him while you can.

Everyone should know by now that the NFL stands for Not For Long.

If nothing lasts forever, amen.

by Elgar on Nov 4, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well said!

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

by noontide on Nov 4, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

excellent!
before God starts cooking all the cows with lightning bolts.

It’s all about the cows…

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Nov 5, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs


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