The Real Jared Allen

by RileysCannibalJct on Nov 9, 2009 2:50 PM CST Comment 24 comments

For those of us who use Twitter as a tool for the sports world, Jared Allen has been active today. He seems to be a little upset at Mike Tyson aka "Real Mike Tyson". Since I got home from the deerstand at 1pm Nov. 9 Jared has been going off on Tyson on his Twitter page. Tyson has shot back with several tweets as well, and both men have gone a little to far with some of the "jabs".

Anyway it got me thinking, who would win in a Fight?

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Allen...

Until Tyson hit him.

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Nov 9, 2009 3:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Until Tyson ~~hit~~ bit him

Fixed. :)

by fischean on Nov 9, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

He may lose an ear in the process

But give me the redneck

A bird in the hand is worth about 10.99 at KFC and makes me lick my chops
Yummy!!!!!

by kdog69 on Nov 9, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Actually

I would take Jared Allen all the way on this one. Jared Allen is a professional athlete in his prime, AND he trains MMA. Having been a College Wrestler and spending a few years training MMA its a night and day difference between trained and non-trained. PLUS with Tyson being a boxer, he would be terribly one-dimensional, one take down and he would probably have no idea how to get off his back or block the shots raining down from above.

Plus Tyson is old.

Again, Jared Allen all the way. No joke.

by IAVikesFan on Nov 9, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thanx for the JA background I didnt know that!

A bird in the hand is worth about 10.99 at KFC and makes me lick my chops
Yummy!!!!!

by kdog69 on Nov 9, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ummm, no.

Have you ever seen professional athletes (other than boxers) fight? It’s pretty comical generally. I really think you are grossly underestimating how good a professional boxer is, even one way past his prime. One punch with no gloves on and that is the end of that story.

by Migrant lurker on Nov 9, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Its hard to tell

Straight up boxing JA has no chance. Get them with some 4 ouncers on, and I give Jared Allen the edge… you have to be in shape to and you need to know what to look for on take-downs. IF it turns out Mike Tyson trains MMA then, as far as I am concerned, its a conversation worth having, but if you have ever watched a pure puncher in an MMA or any other type of No-Hold-Barred, it goes poorly for them. The fight goes to the ground 9 times out of 10.

Jared Allen all the way.

by IAVikesFan on Nov 9, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Can you send some of the "tweets" so we know what is going on?

by PurpleJesus on Nov 9, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

JA- I know what @Real_Mike_Tyson’s favorite Prince song is: “When Doves Cry” because he’s so broke he had to start eating his pets.

Wait, @Real_Mike_Tyson, you think you could take me? I’d flip you like a cheese omelette.

Funny, I met @Real_Mike_Tyson once. That’s the last time I volunteer at the mental hospital. This guy’s nuttier than a squirrel’s turds.

Those are some of Jared’s

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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 9, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Tyson

Yo, I hear @Real_JaredAllen’s mouth gets wet at just the sound of Brett Favre’s erection. It’s Pavlovian.

Met @Real_JaredAllen once & his breath smelled like Lindsay Lohans vag Or did I meet Lindsy, who’s vag looked like Jared Allen? Hard to tell

Hey @Real_JaredAllen, do me a favor and go pickin thru your momma’s shit. I can’t find my cock ring anywhere.

And those are some of Tysons.

Purple Haze is the worlds greatest Natural Resource.

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 9, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

LMFAO

Jared is a nut!

Hate to play detective but this Mike Tyson guy knows how to spell too well to be the REAL Mike Tyson. Besides, Tyson wouldn’t know what Pavlovian meant let alone spell it.

by PurpleJesus on Nov 9, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs