Ragnar Responds to Ochocinco!

by Manimal on Dec 10, 2009 10:01 AM CST

Awesome. Ragnar responds to Chad Ochocinco's numerous threats to his horn and motorcycle. From the NFC North Blog by Kevin Seifert:

Cincinnati receiver Chad Ochocinco said Wednesday he might steal the motorcycle of Minnesota’s game-day mascot, Ragnar, if he scores a touchdown in Sunday’s game at the Metrodome. Ragnar himself had a playful (I think) response when contacted by the Star Tribune’s Mark Craig.

"He might want to think twice about taking my bike," said Ragnar, whose real name is Joe Juranitch. "I poop things bigger than him."

If Ochocinco wants to steal a motorcycle, horn or anything else, he is in for a fight. Said Ragnar: "Let's see if he's man enough to come and get it."

I think I’m going to have to bone up on boxing terms. Or maybe just MMA.

"MMA?" Ragnar asked. "Tell him I dare him to spell that. And you can also tell him that after Sunday, he'll be changing his name again to Ocho Stinko."

Oh boy.

Now that is absolutely fantastic stuff. Leave it to Ragnar to respond to the every entertaining Chad Ochocinco. I hope they have a pregame moment together; I bet it'd be a Kodak moment.

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Ragnar's great.

My wife, the Packer fan, and he have exchanged a few unpleasantries. It was quite amusing.

"Skol pa fiskande"

by NobleSavage on Dec 10, 2009 10:52 AM CST reply actions

Hahahaha

Great stuff…..may be more entertaining than the game (I doubt it, but hey, never know!)…

Love this – builds up the anticipation….

Go Ocho Noho….

BUT

Watch yer back!

SKOL!

I would rather be IN the Arena than watching from the stands...That is my life!
* Read Teddy Roosevelt's "Man in the Arena" if you need further explanation...

by vikingfanfrom afar on Dec 10, 2009 11:20 AM CST reply actions

Ragnar.... don't back down.

In fact, if Ocho Cinco scores….. and I mean IF Ocho Cinco scores; Ragnar should drive his motorcycle right up to Chad and LOUDLY rev the engine.

Of course the NFL (no fun league) might frown upon this. But I would be mildly amused. And that’s what counts.

by Odin on Dec 10, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions

Haha!

I hope he does score a TD because it would be awfully funny to see what really does happen. Plus, I got him on my fantasy team so that wouldn’t hurt!

by packallday555 on Dec 10, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions

Contradicting reports

The numbnutz Florio reported that Rag was all in with giving up his stuff….Seemed a little fishy to me….85 will not see the endzone anyway….
SKOL

by PURPLEPUSSYEATER on Dec 10, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions

yeah...

your name will probably get you banned.

Just sayin’.

If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal

by TheViking83 on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions

ericj69 likes this.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 10, 2009 5:29 PM CST reply actions

Rickey Henderson?

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

thumbs up

If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal

by TheViking83 on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions

true story

I once saw Ragnar come into the stands, steal a big Raiders flag from an opposing fan, bring it down to the field, run it over multiple times with his motorcycle, and then throw it back into the stands torn and tire-marked.

Perhaps it was staged, perhaps it wasn’t… but either way, it was EPIC.

Ragnar for the wolf. For the epic wolf.

If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal

by TheViking83 on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions