I have been informed, that apparently I dance around like a tool.
That is because at roughly 2:55 PM CST, I was filmed for a little bit during the game. And since I believe humiliation is best when shared publicly with others, if someone TiVo'ed the game and did not delete it yet (My lack of TiVoing the game shames me) and can find a way to post the footage. I'd be deeply embarassed. Then appreciative.
And that's me in the Russian hat.