I was listening to Tirico and Van Pelt on ESPN Radio just a while ago, and they had Peter King as a guest. I shouldn't have to remind you that King and Brett Favre are BFFs, to say the very least. King has made a living being the #1 media slurper of all things Favre for years, and apparently they text and talk to each other more than teenage girls.
Imagine my unabashed joy when I heard King's response to whether he thought Favre was going to play next year:
"He's not playing. Write it down."
Well Peter, if you say so! If there's one person I trust during the Annual Brett Favre Media Overexposure Extravaganza, it's Peter King. So if we're taking Favre at his word (which of course is roughly equal to taking Satan at his word when there's a contract for your soul involved), that means no hideous #4 purple jerseys! No Favre on the Vikings, the Jets, the Wrangler Denim Dirt Field All-Stars, nobody! I just took a knee and pointed to the sky Cris Carter style.