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Pro Football Talk Gives Award to Jared Allen; Earth Still Rotating on Axis

The dislike that Pro Football Talk has for the Minnesota Vikings is fairly obvious to anybody that can read above a second-grade level of comprehension.  Whether it's the constant whining about Jared Allen being a "dirty" player (he's not, and he's not close) or the constant jabs about other Minnesota players or numerous "Love Boat" references. . .yes, people are still making those references this far after the fact. . .it's fairly obvious that PFT's second-favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings.

It's just that the other 31 teams are all tied for the distinction of their true favorite.

Which, in my opinion, makes it that much funnier that the folks at PFT have named Jared Allen as their "Alan Page Award" winner for the 2008 season.  Of course, the award couldn't be given without the firing of a couple of completely unnecessary shots at #69. . .not that we'd expect anything more. . .but the fact remains that Allen was deemed to be the best defensive lineman in the NFL this past season by PFT.

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that if you come across anybody out there that thinks Jared Allen is a "dirty" football player, you've obviously come into contact with a complete idiot that can not be dealt with intelligently or rationally.  Should you find yourself in this situation, simply point out the following:

1) Jared Allen is better than their team's defensive ends
2) Jared Allen is tougher than their team's defensive ends
3) If they're a fan of an NFC North team, remind them that Jared Allen spent at least one matchup against each of their teams in 2008 causing their team's quarterback to thoroughly soil themselves for four quarters of play.
4) Their team would love to have "that dirty SOB" coming off of the edge for them.  Oh, and also, he's not a dirty player.

Congratulations on the "award," such as it is, Jared.

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thinks that Jared Allen plays dirty, then all they’re showing is their jealousy of the fact that he wears the Purple and Gold instead of their team colors and are still kicking themselves that their team didn’t get off their ass and make the deal for him that the Vikes did. Jared is classic old-school with a twist. How many players would have played through injuries like he did to help their team in the stretch run to the playoffs? Not many. Congrats Jared. May this award be the first of many more in your career.

by purplegrey on Feb 7, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Sounds Like...

you listen to too many of these so-called sports “experts” without checking out the facts. I don’t know where you get this “three DUI’s” accusation…well, maybe I do. A sports reporter asked him about his “three DUI’s” and he corrected her. It was two. So maybe you know about the third one that the rest of us are unaware of? If so, please enlighten us. DUI’s have become a joke for law enforcement just like raising the drinking age back to 21. It all boils down to $$$$. Find a way to rip the public off for more money on fines, lawyers, etc. Before long, all it’ll take is a sip of beer to have someone arrested. Also, just because the No Fun League fines a player for something doesn’t mean they’re guilty. A Viking player was flagged for a facemask penalty in a game this year which the replay clearly showed he didn’t commit. Guess what? He got fined anyway so there goes your argument on “the NFL wouldn’t have fined him if he hadn’t”. Why wasn’t the Detroit player fined for the dirty hit on Allen at Ford Field? Why wasn’t the Chicago player fined (or flagged) for the late hit on Gus at the Metrodome? You’re either some Johnny-come-lately Viking fan who doesn’t pay attention to what goes on in a game or just some troll coming over here to start s***. But you seem to have all the answers…so tell us, name all the dirty hits that Jared did this year (without the help of the "experts")…and you better be ready to back it up.

by purplegrey on Feb 7, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

The Replay

Clearly shows he didn’t touch the ball carriers face mask! He was fined anyway!

(for emphasis)

by LoveHate on Feb 7, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

i find it funny

some guy posted comparing haynesworth’s attempt at murder (stomping a guys head while he was down) to jared allens dui’s, haynesworth is a shithead and that hit right there is the biggest cheap shot that it can go

by NativeViking on Feb 7, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously...

Not that I had any doubt that I would love this mullet-sporting phenom, but is there any way besides leading us to a SuperBowl that Jared Allen could have made a better impression on the fans and the organization in his first year with the team?

I’m 23 years old and I love him not like a brother or close friend, but as if he’s my son. By week 4 I found myself roping the calf with him when not at the dome. I invite you all to start doing the same, although I’m sure a few of you already do.

by drew10 on Feb 7, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

"Roping the calf"

Sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

I know what you’re talking about. . .I’m just sayin’ is all.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 7, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

A Great Impression

You said it drew10. The organization, the fans, and most importantly, the team have welcomed him with open arms and that’s really all that matters.

by purplegrey on Feb 7, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

from the first time I read anything about him I absolutely fell in love with him. I read that in one of his hunting trips he killed a wild pig with his bare hands and a knife. (http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=423028) and anybody that does that is AOK with me. I mean the guys is insane. If I was an opposing quarterback I would be terrified of him. I love his motor. absolutely amazing.

I just hope he continues to not drink anymore. I would hate to lose him to another DUI.

by dwr536 on Feb 8, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I first knew the guy kicked major ass when...

It was in his final year as a Chief— like week 2 or 3 of the season and he did an interview with Sirius NFL Radio’s Tim Ryan and Pat Kirwan while in a deer stand. He saw a doe while talking with them and made them get all quiet and lowered his voice into stealth hunter mode and determined over the air that he had to wait for something better.

Yeah— we had to pay the shit out of him, but he’s the right guy to do it for. I think we can all agree that we’d rather give his contract to him over Julius Peppers or Albert Haynesworth— both of whom will be expecting Jared Allen money or more— and both of whom have far more questions/concerns about a lack of effort once receiving a major pay day, whereas our beast still put up 15 sacks with one arm and half a knee for most of the season.

by drew10 on Feb 9, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

As to point #3,

“If they’re a fan of an NFC North team, remind them that Jared Allen spent at least one matchup against each of their teams in 2008 causing their team’s quarterback to thoroughly soil themselves for four quarters of play”

Unless, of course, you’re Dan Orlovsky of the Lions. Then you just run out of bounds in your own end zone, because you’re a dope..

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by Ted Glover on Feb 7, 2009 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Well, I can only assume

That he was soiling himself as that was taking place. I know I certainly would be.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 7, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

classic

Orlovsky said he was wondering why the refs blew the play dead and then he looked down and was like oh shit. Very hillarious. He was crapping his pants running away from JA.

by dwr536 on Feb 8, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao I remember watching that and thinking what an idiot the QB was. And I made a joke that we’d probably win by 2 points. Turns out it came true. He handed his team the loss with such a bone-headed mistake. But hey, at least he avoided the sack, right?

by Frost on Feb 10, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Since when...

…was it bad to have a DIRTY, stud, defensive end? I hope he’s punching people in the Adam’s apple, kneeing groins, and judo chopping throats. All whilst yelling “Captain Insano shows no mercy!”

Seriously though, he’s a freakin lineman. They’re expected to play dirty.

by PurplePeopleEaters on Feb 8, 2009 4:50 AM CST reply actions  

Here Here

There were two questionable plays against Houston. I don’t agree that he was malicious on either, but there is room for question. Other than that, he legitimately lined up and kicked ass as required by playing on the interior.

Anyone suggesting he’s dirty needs to provide better evidence than penalties and fines.

by LoveHate on Feb 8, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, the dirty label given to him is a bit ridiculous. I’ve seen much harder hits from defensive ends. Just because he incidently took out Schuab’s knee, he’s dirty. I guess that makes EJ Henderson a dirty player too, because he took out Hasselbeck’s knee incidently.

The jealousy factor does apply when people say terrible things about him. Honestly, the only gripe anyone could possibly have with the guy is….. his damn mullet. And honestly, I don’t understand why such a big deal was made about him telling people to buy playoff tickets. It’s not like he was insulting everyone, he was just saying to buy the tickets, see the game and make sure it wasn’t blacked out. If you took offense to it, try getting some thicker skin.

by Frost on Feb 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

Jared Allen's grit in playing

with a badly separated shoulder for much of the last quarter of the season and still playing at an extremely high level really set a tone for the team overall. He was playing with the aid of painkilling injections (which wore off by the mid-2nd qtr) too.

by VikingBillArlingtonVA on Feb 8, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Jared Allen is what pro football is all about.

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people repeat mistakes. The goal is to learn from them and it looks like Jared is on his way. The Vikings are very lucky to have a beast like him on the team. I believe he is the one reason our pass defense improved last season. It was great to see him get the sack/fumble/fumble recovery last night. There for awhile it seemed the Vikes were the only NFC players doing anything, except of course for the Minneapolis native. As a season ticket holder, that voice message from Jared announcing the time change for the Falcons game was awesome. I wish I would have saved it.

"Skol pa fiskande"

by NobleSavage on Feb 9, 2009 8:58 AM CST reply actions  

Right on...

It’s no coincidence that Cedric Griffin all of a sudden looks like a solid starting corner in the NFL once Jared got it going in front of him. Press coverage is so much easier when the QB doesn’t potentially have the ball for 10 seconds every play.

by drew10 on Feb 9, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Just to piggy back

He was exactly what the Vikings pass defense needed.

Defenses that gave up a lot of passing yards.

2006: 3,818 (#31)
2007: 4,225 (#32)
2008: 3,449 (#18)

Only one player can really be attributed for the resurgence.

by LoveHate on Feb 9, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Right on LH.

Pont validated.

"Skol pa fiskande"

by NobleSavage on Feb 9, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to admit

I have a man crush on JA! Seriously though, he is a world class athlete, and a good sport. he plays with a lot of intensity and trash talking on every single play. Kind of reminds me of a younger John Randle. They both loved to trash talk, were huge competitors, and had a knack for finding the QB.

by PurplePeopleEaters09 on Feb 9, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

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