Might as well enjoy our time being innundated with Brett Favre news. I advise that you do not play this game with Skol-aid or any other alcoholic products. You should be working during the day. Not drinking.
Or camping out on the DN's front lawn.
But I digress.
Have a swig of soda if:
There is a "new" News story about Brett Favre.
An un-named source is sited.
They mention, "mowing the lawn", "using his tractor", or "wrangler jeans"
Bus Cook is quoted as saying "Brett Favre will remain retired" or a variation on the theme.
Have two swigs of soda if:
A Viking is quoted for their thoughts on the matter.
Ted Thompson is mentioned in the article.
Have three swigs of soda if:
A Packer is quoted for their thoughts on the matter.
Down your drink if:
The news is actually a substantial development.
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