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The Brett Favre drinking game

Might as well enjoy our time being innundated with Brett Favre news. I advise that you do not play this game with Skol-aid or any other alcoholic products. You should be working during the day. Not drinking.

 

Or camping out on the DN's front lawn.

 

But I digress.

 

Have a swig of soda if:

 

There is a "new" News story about Brett Favre.

An un-named source is sited.

They mention, "mowing the lawn", "using his tractor", or "wrangler jeans"

Bus Cook is quoted as saying "Brett Favre will remain retired" or a variation on the theme.

 

Have two swigs of soda if:

 

A Viking is quoted for their thoughts on the matter.

Ted Thompson is mentioned in the article.

 

Have three swigs of soda if:

 

A Packer is quoted for their thoughts on the matter.

 

Down your drink if:

 

The news is actually a substantial development.

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