Top 10 NFL Players You Don't Want To Fight

by Gonzo2 on Jun 13, 2009 4:19 PM CDT Comment 22 comments

I stumbled upon this article earlier. This list is bull shit.

11. Jon Runyan - Free Agent OT

10. Aqib Talib - Buccaneers CB

9. Richie Incognito - Rams G

8. James Harrison - Steelers LB

7. Hines Ward - Steelers WR (Yeah right, I would kick the shit out of Hines Ward.)

6. Jared Allen - Vikings DE (JA should be number one.)

5. Harvey Dahl - Falcons G

4. Ray Lewis - Ravens LB

3. Steve Smith - Panthers WR (He's 5'9''! Honestly, who would win in a fight? Jared Allen or Steve Smith?)

2. Albert Haynesworth - Redskins DT

1. Joey Porter - Dolphins LB

What bullshit, honestly. Where is Brian Urlacher? Pat Williams? T-Jack should be on here too if he's really training to become an MMA fighter. I would kick the shit out of Joey Porter. I would roundhouse his ass. This article angers me to the point of suicide.

Now, take a look at my top ten:

11. Ryan Longwell - Vikings Kicker (That's right, Ryan Longwell.)

10. Tommie Harris - Bears DT

9. Justin Tuck - Giants DE

8. Brandon Marshall - Broncos WR (This guy is a ginormous, athletic, killing machine!)

7. John David Booty - Vikings QB (Nobody screws with a guy named John David.)

6. Matt Birk - Ravens Center (Over 300 lbs., smart as hell, he knows all the moves.)

5. Tarvaris Jackson - Vikings QB (Have seen those UFC fights? Damn!)

4. James Harrison - Pittsburgh LB

3. EJ Henderson - Vikings LB (He can fly, remember?)

2. Brian Urlacher - Bears LB (Mean Joe Greene v2.0.)

1. Jared Allen - Vikings DE (Remember when he sacked Rosenfels twice in a row?)

There you have it, folks. The better list.

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The Gramtica Brothers are the scariest little guys in the NFL. Its like seeing Dobby from Harry Potter kick a football… That imagine haunts me…

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by Macdaddy4508 on Jun 13, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I’d have said your’s, but you left off Ray Lewis. Sorry. That man’ll kill you!

by Frost on Jun 13, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+5

by PurplePeopleEaters09 on Jun 13, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Err....watch someone kill you, but not actually be involved in any way?

Right…..right?

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by Roland86 on Jun 14, 2009 4:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's right

by Frost on Jun 14, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

technically the post was about guys you wouldn’t want to fight. if it had been about guys you didn’t want to get shot by, elmo could have made the list.

by iseepurplepeople on Jun 15, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can use guns in the fight

There’s nothing saying you can’t.

by Frost on Jun 15, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I say you can't.

So ha.

Runs away.

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by Manimal on Jun 15, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could be biased....

… but I gotta leave Harvey Dahl on there representing the Nevada Wolf Pack. He’s as hated around the league as Rodney Harrison, primarily for the same reason of playing lights out up to the whistle. Kid is always getting into fights in camp for this very reason.

I’d keep Haynesworth on there no doubt, if he gets you down, he’s stomping your head. Also, as for Steve Smith’s size, that just means when he weighs more than you, it’s packed on a smaller frame, which is even more muscle.

by BacksThePack on Jun 14, 2009 9:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Agreed

Smith might be small, but he is quick and is so strong. Haha did anyone else see the tape of him whooping that cb’s ass last year??? He is a bad ass dude haha.

by packallday555 on Jun 15, 2009 2:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I would have left Runyan on that list.

I had the job of escorting him during an Eagles’ Festival day and that guy is fricken huge. I stand 6’1" and felt like Tom Thumb next to him. “Hey Jon, I know I am supposed to be escorting you, but can I catch a ride on your hand?”

Another guy that impressed me, but I wouldn’t add to this list, was the Eagles TE, Brent Celek. I also escorted him to a signing tent and stood there watching him sign tons of autographs that people paid for (it wasn’t his gig, but something he had to do for the Eagles organization). The guy had leg muscles on his shoulders. Everything about him screamed 21 yrs old, but for such a young face, he was built. Not sure I would want to be the defender who has to go head-on with him after a catch.

by Lofoten on Jun 14, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha

You would NOT roundhouse Joey Porter. Dude is 6’ 3" 250. That is HUGE. Haha but come on now. I know this a Vikes blog….but Jackson???? I don’t think so.

by packallday555 on Jun 15, 2009 2:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jackson’s a pretty big guy, especially for a QB. He’s built more like a RB. But I agree, should’ve taken off Jackson and stuck Lewis on there somewhere. Oh, and Troy Williamson.

by Frost on Jun 15, 2009 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I going to roundhouse you now that I'm done roundhousing Porter.

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by Gonzo2 on Jun 15, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha

by packallday555 on Jun 16, 2009 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about klewe?

you saw the way he kicked that ball around in Chicago

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by thewild_viking_twins on Jun 15, 2009 7:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Deacon Jones

Deacon would have killed all these guys. Have you seen his interviews on NFL films? The guy is as tough as they come. Jack Lambert too.

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by RileysCannibalJct on Jun 15, 2009 8:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brad effing Childress.

He would smoke all those guys.

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by Manimal on Jun 15, 2009 8:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs