"What if Brett Favre were a woman?" - Scoop Jackson

by virginia viking on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM CDT Comment 9 comments

Try not to think too hard about the misogyny here. Or do. Mostly think about Brett Favre. And goats. Think of purple and gold goats, stuffed into trunks, with numbers four shaved into their sides.

We here at the Daily Norseman have used this metaphor before. It's a good one.

We've made out with the potentially-hot-after-makeover 25 year old; we've bought a drink or two for the cute, 30-something-with-kids divorcée; but now, we're in the cab with that crazy cougar that used to live down the block.

Let's hope we don't get herpes.

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well....

Let’s enjoy the ride with the crazy cougar… who knows… we may learn a thing or two!

I believe the 'push off' cost us 'our' SuperBowl...
I believe you 'go for the win'... instead of 'taking a knee'...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Aug 26, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, it has been used before. Quite a few times.

by puddnhead on Aug 26, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

At first I thought you were talking about Favre.

Scoop Jackson’s take on it is pretty good, nonetheless.

by virginia viking on Aug 26, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wtf?

by zebano on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Here was my BSPN reply...

Favre is the new divorcee’ couger that had a rebound fling in NYC and has come back to something more comfortable. While both sides know that it won’t last long-term, everything is on the table, no strings attached… Sounds like a recipe for some hot action!! The trick is to let the relationship be what it is, and not get sucked in emotionally…

by ctowner35 on Aug 27, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs