I'm so glad that the Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse will get to pummel this guy all game twice this season. What a douchetwat.
Seriously--four picks?--Sexy Rexy cruises Lakeshore Drive again. This particular frat boy, however, blames his receivers, his line, his coaches for everything. Jay Cutler can do no wrong. Haven't we all heard these last few weeks that we've got the diva QB in the NFC North?
With no one but a washed up return man and Earl "wasn't that kegger back at Vandy great?" Bennett on the outside for Cutler to find downfield (apparently my fantasy end, Greg "not a twin" Olsen is invisible to Monsieur Cutler), the usually anemic passing game in Chicago will be back this year.
Additionally, Urlacher's out for the season and Pisa Toomanysyllables tweaked his knee the other night. With a shaky-at-best secondary and a thin defensive line, the Monsters of the Midway might be fully in hibernation by the time we play them in November.