Further proof that Green Bay fans have no idea what they are talking about.
First: A little background.
I received a rather interesting email from my wife today. She works in a reseach field that studies contaminants and pollutants in the environment and examines their affects on developing fetuses up into childhood. That being said, I can assure you that the following is official and not just some contrived story. Enjoy.
MORRISON, Wis. — All it took was an early thaw for the drinking water here to become unsafe.
There are 41,000 dairy cows in Brown County, which includes Morrison, and they produce more than 260 million gallons of manure each year, much of which is spread on nearby grain fields. Other farmers receive fees to cover their land with slaughterhouse waste and treated sewage.
In measured amounts, that waste acts as fertilizer. But if the amounts are excessive, bacteria and chemicals can flow into the ground and contaminate residents’ tap water.
In Morrison, more than 100 wells were polluted by agricultural runoff within a few months, according to local officials. As parasites and bacteria seeped into drinking water, residents suffered from chronic diarrhea, stomach illnesses and severe ear infections.
“Sometimes it smells like a barn coming out of the faucet,” said Lisa Barnard, who lives a few towns over, and just 15 miles from the city of Green Bay.
Tests of her water showed it contained E. coli, coliform bacteria and other contaminants found in manure.
In closing, I present the previous as unequivical proof that Packer fans are indeed FULL OF SHIT.
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LMAO!
Excellent!
I believe the 'push off' cost us 'our' SuperBowl...
I believe you 'go for the win'... instead of 'taking a knee'...
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 18, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
YeOUCH! That was beautifully harsh, lol!!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
You guys like?
What else could a man do with a few hours to go in a Friday work day?
by Jepp The Viking on Sep 18, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions

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