Good evening. Tonight’s show features some very interesting characters.

If I were Mike Singletary, I’d be very afraid. Coach Childress may be having Harvin fitted with a bionic arm to throw hail marys with out of the Wildcat. Rather than have unreported injuries like some former Jets coach, Mr. Childress is reporting injuries to key players that the players themselves say are just nothing and then not reporting why his secret weapon is missing from practice. You can almost smell the wheels turning behind the scenes. Let’s see what transpires.

Welcome to the home opener, 2009.