via www.loveandbones.com

Deep in the swamp from atop a zombie’s grave site,

Where the dead walk with the living I come here tonight,

I boil up and conjure in my big magic pot,

A spell to make sure the Vikings win they cannot,

I call on Papa Legba and Mother Marie Laveau,

To give me your blessing and let the Voodoo power flow,

I add into my pot some hair off Adrian Peterson’s head,

Now his legs will not be able to outrun even the dead,

I put in some road kill all rotting and all full of lice,

Now no matter how he tries no catches for Rice,

I mix it with bat wings and crushed monkey knees,

This will keep Jared Allen from getting to Brees,

Now Berrian and Johnson and Reynaud we know,

That after this spell is cast they will only run slow,

Now there is only one more player whose hair is all grey,

This spell will insure that Brett Favre has a terrible day,

Our pass rush will have him and his passes falling to the ground,

Those that do not will be because Mr Sharper was around,

These Vikings bleed purple that’s what they say,

So purple it is and they will bleed it all day,

Oh Papa Legba I offer up my talisman and charms,

I need you to add extra magic to Drew Brees’s arm,

Your favorite team this Sunday will come marching in,

Bless Vilma and the defense to help our Saints win,

This spell is now cast for our beloved Black and Gold,

The New Orleans Saints will now advance to the Super Bowl!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and team Witch Doctor

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose 
of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, 
fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips,

bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA Disclaimer:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt to bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

ALERT!  ALL VIKING FANS, DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN...READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!  

ZERO REC'S?  DIDN'T YOU GUYS LIKE IT?  ANYHOW THANKS FOR BRINGING THE MARDI GRAS COLORS TO OUR TOWN, WE ARE GOING TO SMEAR PURPLE AND GOLD ALL OVER THE CITY!