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Wild Card Saturday Open Thread

Alright, folks. . .two playoff games today, the first being set to kick off in about five minutes here between the New York Jets and the Cincinnati Bengals.  The weather in Cincy is in the 20s with possible snow showers at the start, but clearing up as the game progresses.

The game we're interested in, however, kicks off at about 7 PM between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys.  If Dallas wins, they'll be heading to Minneapolis next weekend to play the Vikings.  If the Eagles win, we'll have to wait for the results of tomorrow's late game between the Green Bay Packers and Arizona Cardinals to see who our divisional playoff opponent will be.

Discuss all the action here, Viking fans!

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Worst game of the weekend to start.

Oh well. Only, what? Eleven games left this year? How sad.

Go Bengals I guess.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 3:32 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Should be a running game

Cold weather and neithe passing offense really clicking right now.

by bf4mvp on Jan 9, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Please, child!

Chad Ochocinco just felt a great disturbance in the force.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

Chad Ochocinco IS a great disturbance in the Force.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope the Bengals win

Don’t know why, I just don’t like the Jets and their coach.

by SouthernNorseman on Jan 9, 2010 3:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Gotta hope

that by some miracle the Jets make it to the Super Bowl so we can have an easy win.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Heres a scenario

Vikes (Favre) beats the Pack in the NFC championship and the Jets in the SB. A story book ending.

by bf4mvp on Jan 9, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's got that backwards handoff down pat though.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously getting sick of all these commercials.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know

They keep talking about Palmer being high and that the balls aren’t dropping. Fun stuff.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay Greene.

Go you former Hawkeye, go.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

Carson does not look good

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

looks like the bengals have just gave up

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Jets are playing surprisingly well on offense.

Some good runs and passes.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

looked like they just gave up on tackling him

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

this annoucing booth has never worked together and it shows

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

This game seems like it's taking forever.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

two false starts on consective field goal attempts

whoever wins this game is going to get murdered next round

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Pretty sad the difference between these two and the upper tier of AFC teams.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

At least there will be a SD/Indy championship game

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like this one is over

You have to wonder how the bengals won their division

by SouthernNorseman on Jan 9, 2010 5:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Gotta love the commercial

of moments in tailgating history where the cheesehead was invented. For those of you who missed it; a female Viking fan is argueing with a Packer fan about the upcoming game and she kicks the Packer fan in the shin and then slams his round block on his head. I’ve been trying to find a link but can’t seem to find one. It’s hilarious!
SKOL Vikes!

by nmvikesfan on Jan 9, 2010 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

Was it the shin?

Looked a little higher to me.

"Skol pa fiskande"

by NobleSavage on Jan 9, 2010 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

The one I saw showed a female Packer fan slamming the cheese onto the head of a male Viking fan. Maybe there are 2 different commercials.

"Skol pa fiskande"

by NobleSavage on Jan 9, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess

I was wrong about the colors…I am colored blind…sorry.

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by NobleSavage on Jan 10, 2010 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow only 41 comments, well 42 now

I don’t blame any of you… I hope we play the Cowboys so the Vikings can finally shut up my sister’s boyfriend once and for all!

Why Do People Question The Vikings' Status?

by UnBannedVikingholic on Jan 9, 2010 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Yes!

Here in New Mexico there are so many Cowboy fans that it makes me sick, on Sundays they think that their from Texas. To me beating the Cowboys in the playoffs is like winning the Superbowl.

by nmvikesfan on Jan 9, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And Bears' fans everywhere kick themselves.

Benson is pretty good.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe it's not all over

That was quite a run through the blitz.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

So the AFC is still unsettled

Since the Jets were the 5 seed, they can still go to either San Diego or Indianapolis, pending the results of tomorrow’s Ravens/Patriots game.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2010 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

More specifically

If New England wins tomorrow afternoon, we’ll have Patriots @ Chargers and Jets @ Colts.

If Baltimore wins tomorrow, we’ll have Jets @ Chargers and Ravens @ Colts.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2010 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And again I say

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo Faith Hill

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2010 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Go Cowboys, for the 4th week in a row.

I’m starting to feel like a Cowboy fan. excuse me while I go puke

by bf4mvp on Jan 9, 2010 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Oops, I didn't want them to get out of field goal postition.

But they were looking so good going down the field, then they implode.

by bf4mvp on Jan 9, 2010 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

Donovan McNabb is a stud

 had him as my fantasy QB (on those weeks when Brett looked a bit weak). But I hope he plays like he did last week. I want the Vikings to play the Cowboys and not have to face those Packers one more time.

by Ronda on Jan 9, 2010 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Based on what I am seeing

I guess I would prefer the cowboys to win. But it really doesn’t matter we can beat any of the teams still alive.

by SouthernNorseman on Jan 9, 2010 7:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Packers

So.. if the Eagles win and the Packers win we have round 3 in Minneapolis? I thought lowest seed went to N.O.

by ABQNMVIKINGS on Jan 9, 2010 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

but we get the highest seed remaining

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Blackout?

Has anyone heard if the game next week is sold out? I assume Favre + the extra week to buy tickets = sellout but I’d hate to have a repeat of last year’s ordeal (Jared Allen begging the fans to buy tickets).

by Zoltan on Jan 9, 2010 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

The Eagles were seeded 6th

So they would play the Saints. All the rest were seeded higher than the Eagles. So they would play the Vikings (whichever wins).

by Ronda on Jan 9, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

HaHa

Way to go Vick

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Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

That probably doesn't bode well for Dallas.

In a game where Vick is throwing TD passes, you know it’s gonna be a weird one. That said, go Dallas.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see anything to over turn the INT

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Dang Cialis ads

I’m sorry that these guys have so much trouble but do they really need to advertise all time???

by Ronda on Jan 9, 2010 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

wow... Dallas got a break call there

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Isn't it nice

to be able to just relax for a weekend and watch other teams implode? I can’t wait for next week – who ever we get!! BRING IT!!

by Vikesgal on Jan 9, 2010 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

True

Columbo (RT) missed time but is now back. The Eagles have tons of injuries.

by medicineball on Jan 9, 2010 9:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Dallas scares me

they are just so dangerous

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

So?

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Romo makes some great throws and reads, and makes some terrible plays too

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

He throws Stanzi-balls.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

very much so

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

But I think they will be tired

They’ve had two tough games against an arch-rival. Can they bring it next week? Maybe, but the Vikings will be well-rested and at home.

by Ronda on Jan 9, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm optimistic about our chances

It’s at home, which is huge. Dallas has been playing sloppy (tons of penalties) and Philly has been playing like crap lately.

We’ll be fine.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets start prepping for the Cowboys

also bring on the NFL pundits saying the vikings have no chance at all to win.

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Jan 9, 2010 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

Al Michaels

Predictably during the game Al said that with Minnesota and New Orleans playing badly many people think Cialis is the best team in the conference.

by medicineball on Jan 9, 2010 9:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

according to Dilfer and Hoges...

Vikes have a TON of match problems against the Cowboys. Both, I believe, feel Dallas will win and Dilfer says Dallas is the best team in football right now. SKOL FAVRE! SKOL VIKINGS!

by belairjeff on Jan 9, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes YES

Come on Cowboys, I wanted this!

Why Do People Question The Vikings' Status?

by UnBannedVikingholic on Jan 9, 2010 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

It'll be

Pack over Arizona
-
Min over Dallas
Pack over Saints
-

Min over Pack

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

EXACTLY!

Why Do People Question The Vikings' Status?

by UnBannedVikingholic on Jan 9, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Dallas 5-3 on the road. Vikings 8-0 at home

Dallas 3 road losses:

@ Denver
@ Green Bay
@ NY Giants

Close Road Wins

@ Kansas City. Game went to over time Dallas wins 26-20

by dsludo on Jan 9, 2010 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

the vikings must prepare for the screen

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Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

wut?

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahah

I was just typing something about how if Philly scores now, they’ll get the ball right back after halftime, but yeah… I think they’re screwed now.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

Methinks

It might be time to start watching Cowboys film.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2010 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Cowboys v. Vikings

I actually picked the Eagles to rebound from last weekend, play the cards they hid from the Cowbys, and beat Dallas tonight. Good thing I didn’t put money on that hunch!

Right now at half time, it looks like the Vikigns will be hosting the ‘boys next Sunday, barring some impressive Iggles comeback, which I don’t see happening.

by Midnight Rambler on Jan 9, 2010 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

The Cialis Cowboys suck

Without the lucky turnovers the Eagles would be tied. The Cowboys lose to teams like the Packers if they aren’t enhanced.

by medicineball on Jan 9, 2010 8:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Those are our players forcing those fumbles

And our offense is moving the ball rather easily on their defense, and if not for Jenkins slipping it would be a shutout so far.

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by quincyyyyy on Jan 9, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What game?

The big turnover was Vick’s. Your offense is not moving the ball right now. Enjoy this game. It’s your Super Bowl.

by medicineball on Jan 9, 2010 9:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

203 passing yards and 80 rushing yards so far

And our defense is dominating them.

What game are you watching?

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by quincyyyyy on Jan 9, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

heard it all before. I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn you for posting that.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry about that Manimal,

I’m certain she’s from the Dallas area, not Houston.

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by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

You’re probably right.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Note the Cowboy colors.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not surprised you like her.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

just more cushin for the pushin

;)

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by quincyyyyy on Jan 9, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought so. LOL

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by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the Zach Morris cell phone, too.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's bigger, so it must be better.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

In her case it's a necessity.

it’s a necessity.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

The Eagles are -111 yards in penalty's so far.

The Cowboys D are dominating this game. If they can stop the Eagles on this drive, I think we call it a done deal.

by chaosg on Jan 9, 2010 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

And there's your dagger

73 yards for Felix Jones

Cowboys/Vikings next Sunday at noon in Minneapolis.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2010 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Revenge for 1975?

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 9, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

We are in trouble next week

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

You can't even wait until next week?

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Ill eat that

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It doesn't look like there's a whole lotta meat on them there bones.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What makes you say that?

A fully rested, healed Minnesota team in the Metrodome? It should be a pretty good game.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s still the 3rd qtr. I imagine we’ll be seeing Kitna pretty soon though.

by chaosg on Jan 9, 2010 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

There's still a full quarter left

and Philly’s D is known for big plays. 27 points seems like a lot, but it’s silly to risk it ini the playoffs.

by Purpledork on Jan 9, 2010 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Get ready for everyone who hasn't...

jumped on the cowboys bandwagon yet, to do so after this game.

by dsludo on Jan 9, 2010 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

+1

I hear ya — it’s going to be a complete lovefest. Ech.

by Anthony21 on Jan 9, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It will be nauseating.

Hopefully the Vikings can use it as motivation, because I’m believe Dallas will be favored.

It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

by Luft Krigare on Jan 9, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen.

Cowboys will be the trendy pick of the week, so I eagerly await the Vikings getting some bulletin board material and ultimately bring everyone back to reality on Sunday.

by Anthony21 on Jan 9, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Less pressure on Minnesota then.

I’m okay with that.

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by Manimal on Jan 9, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey dsludo!

Is this what you’re talking about?

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"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 9, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok then

as long they don’t reschedule the game to NBC we should be fine

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

Noon Sunday on FOX

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by Luft Krigare on Jan 9, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunno ‘bout everyone else, but I think we match up pretty well against Dem Cowboys; throw in homefield, and I’m excited about our chances next Sunday.

by NWOntario on Jan 9, 2010 10:24 PM CST reply actions  

Skol!

It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

by Luft Krigare on Jan 9, 2010 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

according to football outsiders you guys are 23rd against the tight end

I’m sure Witten likes that matchup

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by quincyyyyy on Jan 9, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats nice

see you in a week

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Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

According to reality

The Vikings are undefeated at home

by cdubs on Jan 9, 2010 10:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

yeeeeah

"I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it."
Joe Nameth

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

And the Eagles were undefeated in the first round

until tonight

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by quincyyyyy on Jan 9, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This doesn't make sense...

in response to the post you replied to… but neither does it make sense for a Cowboy fan with a sticky y key to talk smack after winning their frst playoff game (at home no less) in a few years… I for one much prefer to play a predictable Cowboy team to an up and down Eagle team… and the Dome will make as much a difference as Cowboy Stadium tonight. Go Vikes!!!

by San Diego Viking on Jan 10, 2010 2:13 AM CST up reply actions  

not according to Hoges and Dilfer....

…they both think the Vikes have serious match up problems across the board compared to the Cowboys.

by belairjeff on Jan 9, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade phillips

When he smiles he looks like a child molestor

by cdubs on Jan 9, 2010 10:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Hey Vikueers...

Tell me now …How Long has it been since you clowns won a playoff game????..LMMFAO…You clowns are so ripe for the picking…quincyyy called it about right…The She_Gals were the only legit team standing in front of the CowBoys and their 6th Lombardi Trophy…We seen how you guys fold against a smothering Defense…And guess what?…We are the 2nd ranked defense in the NFC…Now I know your chilly village of Minneeeeeeapoleeesss is just shivering to get us up there so they can take care of us…Fat Chance…Just ask the Aints how that shit works…We went into the most riotous Stadium in the NFL and handed the Aints there ass…Other than the garbage time points we allowed them to score on us it would have been a 3-peat shut out…Just like the 3-peat we put on the She-Gals…Only thing is, we are peaking, and you guys have a weak, and very, very old man for a QB who does not have the slightest idea of what it means to play as a team….You got a slippery fingered running back that Brady James can just, well if your brave enough, watch what him and D-Ware did to the RB, and the QB…stripped balls, forced fumbles on a QB who is twice what Farve will ever hope to be…Dont you clowns know why GB turned him loose yet?…Hes washed up…I mean hes got more grey hair on his face than Eric the Reds ass-hole…Tell me again How Long has it been since you won a Playoff game?…LMMFAO….Better still How Long has it been since Brett Favre ever won a Playoff game?….LMMFAO…Are you clowns finally getting the picture?…Now do you see why the CheeseHeads turned the “Old Man” loose?…It is going to be so sweet coming into the TCities and wiping the frozen tundra with the gold and lilac colors…Cant you guys at least pick some “manly” colors for your uniforms..Anyway, since I cant wish you guys luck, I will just say SKOL…or Copenhagen…which every you prefer to be using to take the bitter taste of an absolutely guaranteed ass-whipping on Nationa Television, in front of your HomeTown crowd so there will be NO EXCUSES when we leave you sucking tailpipe, out of your mouths…FEAR THE STAR

by Hawgz, Bugz, and FilthyFowl Hater on Jan 10, 2010 2:42 AM CST reply actions  

Do not eat the Peyote buttons growing in the cow pasture,

they are not good for you. They have an adverse effect on your perception of reality. I’ll just give you a couple of quick examples.

If you think it’s so funny that the Vikings haven’t won a playoff game since 2004, how funny is that your Cowboys haven’t won a playoff game since 1998?

If a QB has a QB rating of 107.2 and he’s washed up, where does that leave your QB with a rating of 97.6?

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 10, 2010 3:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Just to update you cryhavoc...1/09/2010 Dallas CowBoys 34 FillthydelFia Igglz 14...

Just to let you know them 14 points came from a blown coverage call on Maclin, and the other was just garbage time points that really had no bearing on the game…That was the first of 3 teams lining up to take their ass-whipping from us…Good luck selling that 107.2 QBR to others…well take it and wipe our ass with it…as for the Peyote buttons, is that similiar to your meadow-muffins, you know like they used on the Little House on the Prairie show?Guess your perception of reality must be based on the PaulBunyan fairytales…FEAR THE STAR….

by Hawgz, Bugz, and FilthyFowl Hater on Jan 10, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, you've finally won a playoff game for the first time in over a decade.

I believe a “YEHAW”! is in order. I would have thought that you would have sobered up by now, but I guess I was mistaken. I hope you can recover from your delusions before you attempt you wipe yourself with a statistic. I suspect you’ll leave quite a bit of residue on your hands.
 As for the Peyote buttons, they are not similar to a meadow muffin. A Peyote button is a hallucinogenic mushroom. A meadow muffin on the other hand is the feces of the bovine so revered in “Yer parts”.
The only thing I fear about “THE STAR” is that she might attempt to sit on someone.

BTW, if "them 14 points came from a blown coverage call and the Eagles only scored 14, what was the “other” in garbage time?

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 10, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

You can practically smell the unwashed hillbilly and dead ‘possum on Hawgz’s comment. I’m guessing the Confederate flag sticker on his pickup has more stars on it than he has teeth. I wonder if everybody in TX is like that?

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 10, 2010 7:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe I found his photo.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Jan 10, 2010 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Unwashed hillbilly?...I almost busted a lung aughing so hard...

Considering the amount of Hills and Lakes in Minny, I wouldnt be mentioning "hillbilly"cause you wouldnt want to include your family in your scum-pond gene pool woud you?…I seen more stars on your sisters ass after I got thru banging her…It was either your sister or momma, since they are probaby one and the same thing…LMMFAO….FEAR THE STAR

by Hawgz, Bugz, and FilthyFowl Hater on Jan 10, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The whole incest thing proudly belongs to TX, "Hawgz"

Sorry, I hit too close to the mark on the unwashed toothless hillbilly thing, didn’t I? Enjoy your moonshine and roadkill ’possum!

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 10, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No no no, incest belongs to Tennessee

There’s a reason some people refer to the Titans as the Baby Eating Sister F*ckers. But on a mildly more serious note, please don’t lump all Cowboys fans in with clowns like this. There’s plenty of us that actually learned our ABC’s and 123’s.

"Thanks Ed, good hairpiece" - Tony Romo

by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

OK fair enough.

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?" -Joe Kapp

by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 10, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, Hawgz, Bugz, and FilthyFowl Hater…. you don’t know when to quit. You just beat the eagles and now you are coming to the VIKES board and talking shit? lol GOOD luck. At LEAST you are consistent in your bullSHIT.

 Hey Vikes, and fans….PLEASE, PLEASE do the NFL a favor next week in the Metrodome and shove that ‘STAR’ that we are supposed to ‘fear’ right up this guys ASS and the rest of the Cowboys fans…Sorry for the obscenity but this guy deserves it…

Thank you,

NFL

"I don’t dance too much." --Mike Holmgren

by johnnyphoenix on Jan 10, 2010 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Sunday games a sellout, but there should be plenty of Packer Backers scalping their tickets outside the Metrodome.

Should be plenty of scalp tickets available for the Cowboy @ Vikings game on Sunday. Hear tell that the Packer Backers where buying tickets for the game hoping that the Packers would be playing at Minnesota.

Everyone we meet in life give us happiness, some by their arrival, others by their departure!

by Parnelli on Jan 10, 2010 3:58 AM CST reply actions  

Dude

Ok Hawgz, you can stop now. The Vikes are a good team, and it’s gonna be a good game next week, whoever wins. That said…

GO COWBOYS!!

God Bless Texas

by dwarfknight64 on Jan 11, 2010 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

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