NFL Week Seven Open Thread

Josh Cribbs fields the punt, starts out going to the right, and then throws it all the way back across the field to Eric Wright, who takes it inside the New Orleans 20-yard line.

They fumbled the opening kickoff, the Dolphins recover, and held the Dolphins to a field goal.

Now, on third down, Roethlisberger gets sacked, fumbles, Dolphins recover, and are on the doorstep again.

As it stands now, the Bears are 0 for their last 23 third down attempts.

I, for one, would like to see this trend continue.

The Redskins would be in business if anyone on their roster could catch the football.

Cutler is on his buns more than he is erect !

The Bucs recover a Sam Bradford fumble, and start off with first and goal at the 6.

Two plays later, thanks to penalties, they had first and goal at the 26.

And then a sack on Josh Freeman makes it second and goal at the 38.

Yipes.

Really?

Bills up 7-3 on the Ravens and looking at first and goal.

Browns up 10-0 on the Saints.

At this point, I’m not sure if the Bears’ offensive line could block the Minnesota Golden Gophers.

If Jay Cutler wasn’t such an arrogant, whiny, crybaby biatch, you’d almost feel bad for the guy.

Almost.

Unfortunately for him, Fujita is a) no longer one of his Saints teammates, and b) a member of the Cleveland Browns, who the Saints just happen to be playing today.

38 year old dude.

Not this year in my mind. I hope the Vikes can get it together because our talent is undeniable! Injuries on the D is our weak point obviously

Their season is spiraling out of control.

Not sure I blame him, but even when there isn’t pressure, he isn’t setting up or he’s flushing out of the pocket and running into defenders.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-SNL-lampoons-Favre-in-Wrangler-commercial?urn=nfl-279409

With nine and a half minutes left in the first half. . .three carries, one yard.

Now up 16-3 on the Ravens, extra point pending.

3 And Out! Again!
How surprising.

… but Bob McGinn, who writes for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and who I’m convinced is the best beat writers in the country, has a great piece on Favre this morning. It rips him for causing the Vikings timing problems in the pass game by skipping the entire offseason in a “graceless grab for attention and money”, says he’s a sitting duck in backfield who can’t run, and who has lost accuracy and strength in his arm, and ALSO says that Packer fans know better than anybody he’ll still probably torch GB tonight and in Minnesota later this year.

I think that about sums it up. I hate the damn Vikings, and I hate Favre, but your boys are playing better than my boys right now.

Look like he was actually worth $100 million, it’s the Chicago Bears.

Tell Brad Maynard to start getting loose.

If you get a chance, check out the catch that Riley Cooper just made for the Eagles on a trick play against the Titans.

Reggie Hodges RUNS for 67 yards on the fake punt.

Literally, there was nobody in the middle of the field for about 50 yards.

Brees throws another interception, and the Browns take this one to the house to put themselves up 19-3, extra point pending.

Man, every suicide/survival pool in America is going to be completely finished after this afternoon at this rate.

In case anyone missed it.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81b9040e/Browns-fake-punt

He even made a guy miss!

Buck Frees!

Todd Bouman, who hadn’t done anything since 2005 prior to today and got called in from the corn harvest in Minnesota to quarterback the Jags this week – 1

Drew Brees – 0

Yeah, it probably won’t last. . .but I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

Stop making the Bears look like they have an offense.

and the skins almost cough it up

flag pending

and the Skins get so lucky!

Earl Bennett comes up short of the goal line on the long pass play. . .Lovie Smith challenges.

Jay Cutler breaks the plane on the QB sneak before fumbling the ball and giving it up to the Redskins. . .Lovie Smith doesn’t challenge.

Oh, McCaskey family. . .please don’t ever, ever fire that guy.

the bears clearly suck slightly, but the Skins have getting some pretty unlucky breaks. Seems to me, that the bears are only good with momentum on their side.

it seems like he doesn’t want to be in Washington

The Bears actually converted a third down.

They’re rolling now!

The role of HOUSE will be played by DeAngelo Hall.

Saints at 3-20 going into Q4
Thank you Drew ‘The Midget’ Brees for 3 INT.

They were ahead 24-3 at halftime.

It’s now 25-24, Cincinnati.

“I think this should be a Penalty for Excessive Celebration. He went on 2 knees in the endzone… You can go on 1 knee and point to the sky, thats acceptable… but not 2 knees..”

So doesn’t that mean Jared Allen’s Sack Dance is Acceptable? If Hall doesn’t get a fine for this rediculous F*****G rule….
Well i hope Jared tells Goodell to suck his Cattle Wrangling Sack.

Bitch… Fumble the Ball… Grrr…

Is the freaking ball in Chicago coated in Crisco or what?

DEANGELO!

it’s give the ball to the other team day

That’s five straight Chicago possessions that have ended in a turnover.

WOOOOOOOOOO!

http://412.laxallstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ric-flair-woooo-779108.jpg

Love how Shitty Chicago is.

Its like Abbot and Costello scripted this Game… And Now a Missed FG…
Good… Lord.

the bears or the skins….what am i saying, of course the bears are more pathetic.

Cutler threw a pass near DeAngelo Hall that actually wasn’t caught by DeAngelo Hall.

OK…that title sucked. Help me out fellas.

scooped up by armstrong

4 INT’s

And Celebrate DeAngelo Hall Day! Jay Cutler is sure enjoying the festivities

And the second pick six for Browns’ DL David Bowens.

Check out the return if you get a chance.

4 picks in the second half.

with a ryan torrain first down

How many yards have Cutler and Hall combined for?

Rams 17, Bucs 12, but the Bucs with first and goal at the 1 with 20 seconds left.

i am feeling really confident

HA!!!! BEARS!!!
HA HA HA!!!! SAINTS!!!!!
The sooner you realize how terrible you are, the better off the world will be.

30 freaking points!

34 to 34.

14-0 Oakland.

I’m going to start picking winners out of a hat.

What’s Your Prediction for Tonight?
Favre: 23-30, 250 yds, 4 TDs, 1fumble
AP: 24 carries, 160 yds, 1 TD, 4 Rec, 40 yds, TD
Moss: 11 Rec, 120yds, 2TDs
Harvin: 7 rec, 75yds, TD, 98yd Kick Return for a TD

Jared Allen, makes his Triumphant return to The Land Of Sitting Duck QB, with 3 Sacks, 1 FF, 1 Recovery

35-17 Vikes

Also, does anyone know if Chris Cook is back?

… if we win. Bears 6 turnovers, could have been worse. 8 fumbles in that game, 6 by the Skins but they only lost one of them.

We win, and we are 1/2 game behind a crappy Bears team, and 1/2 game ahead of the Pack.

Things are looking up if we can find a way to play on offense.

there is no best team in the nfl, unlike last year.

There have been a lot of turnovers by the better teams in the games today and it is leading to upsets.
You hear that Brett and AP?

These late games, are kind of like Ambien.

Is it 7:30 yet?

Is Oakland dropping FIFTY-TWO on Denver?
Surprise of the week.

I would MUCH rather face a satisfied Belichek than a pissed off one.

There’s a Denver fan at work that is always badmouthing the Vikings, If we could just pull an Oakland type win on the Packers, I will harass the bastard to death tomorrow.

I posted this on another post. I thought I was on this thread. Didn’t want anyone to think I was crazy.

Go Vikes