Jared Allen Ordered To Stop Sack Dance Because The NFL Has Nothing Better To Do

as opposed to doing something ridiculously trivial, like, ohhhhhh I don’t know, hire competent officials?

after a big game, a QB can not go to his knees and put his hands in the air? Would that mean penalty and one more play left in the game? Stupid stupid stupid.. I see him still doing his dance, but his knees will not touch the turf.

Do you mean to say that the all-knowing, all-loving NFL might not be implementing rules fairly or evenly? Say it ain’t so! Wow, what are you going to say next, that the Oscars are political?

I hate that stupid ass calf-roping celebration he does. It’s almost as bad as Rodgers championship belt thing.

But really, this is par for the course of today’s NFL. Goodell would be so at home in Washington D.C. He’s so hot for regulating and just generally sticking his nose in where it has no business being.

So what is this about, no praying or something? That’s when players generally have a knee on the ground, after scoring a TD for instance. Are they cracking down on that too?

That doesn’t involve kneeling down.

Which is something I’m in favor of.

the fuck!

Can Shaun Merriman do his lights out sack dance? Although I’m not sure he’s had a sack since he’s been clean.

R They Serious?

I don’t know what is worse? His belt celebration or his skipping celebration.

the bunch of ignoramuses thar run the NFL are still pissed about getting embarrassed by the Williams Wall in court and this was the best retaliation they could come up with…damn, want to kick his dog while you’re at it??? Morons…

… Isn’t Allen usually on the ground already after a sack? I guess that means he has to fully stand up before he celebrates?

This is just dumb.

and I warched all the self centered idiocy from a vunch of self centered fpr how long. Then I see a vunch of the Ravens players dance and show off after a sack that was borderline taunting to me.
I hate to even say this but it seems that the NFL doesn’t seem to do anything if people “jive ot up” but a country boy wants to do a “rope the cow” and he has broken the “culture of celebration” rules which don’t seem to apply to some players and I’ll go as far as to say certain teams.
I’ll bet if the whole Jets team did a line dance after a sack or touchdown the NFL would glorify it on some cute pre fame report.
The thing that really bites is why are they penalizing the Vikings and not just fining the offender. TO, Steve Smith, Ocho Stinko all have had their cute little celebrations.. Oh they got a warning and some fines but we sure don’t want little Minnesta show off a little.
Every fan in the stands should do the rope, every player on the sideline after a sack and the whole team after a win should go to center of the field and do the “rope a cow”
Frickin’ biggest case of hypocrocy and favoritism to the NFL s fat cats.
Watch out for collective bargaining. The favoritism will shine btighter than the spotlights on the Jets we have seen all season so far.

The NFL penalizing Allen because of the fighting with the Lions. I think they decided that Allen incited the fight and that by doing this, they’ll cut down on the anger on the field. Not that I agree with it, but I think that may be where they’re coming from.

Allen, on the other hand, seems to love thumbing his nose at the establishment (with a sense of humor), and I hope he’ll find something else amusing to do which will be far more provocative and drive Goodell into frothy rabid fits :)

Just ridiculous.

Eventually players won’t even be able to raise their arms in the air to celebrate a victory without some kind of stupid penalty.

Grow your balls back, NFL.

The NFL stupidity strikes again, after seing “The taser” celebration on Sunday afternoon it’s incredible that they get upset over Jared Allens calf-rope maneuver. Allen is one of the most exciting defensive players to watch in this league and I highly doubt he stops doing his thing. Hopefully the Vikings will give him more opportunities to do so.

with that stupid brokeback mountain bondage demonstration. i mean, she DID make him
cut off his other lifestyle choice (the mullet).

His sack numbers have been down! This is just a ploy to elevate his game…

Only cause my God son is playing for Sacramento/ But, they let a lot of the celebration stuff go as long as it isn’t a long show, totally rediculous or taunting. Players go up to the stands at the end of the game and sign things for kids and shakes and thank the fans. Hate to give Packers credit, but I believe it was Holmgen that encouraged his players o go thamk the fans.
Point is UFL has a lot of fa n friendly policies including celbrations.
This league is doing something Iposted about a year B4 they kicked off. Don’t challenge the NFL and go in cities who want a team and have no other pro teams to cheer for. They are not over spending on salaries but giving players a chance to hone their skills and a family can still go to a game for less than a pro baseball game.
Just in case, we better sue to keep the Vikings name in Minnesota cause if we don’t get a stadium the UFL might be the next step in saving any form of pro football in Minnesota if the State doesn’t get off their butts.
But, at least they keep the game fun. Check iLout on VS or HDNet. Too bad they didn’t play from March to early July and give us something to watch in the off season, I used to love watching USFL games in the Spring B4 Trump had to screw with going head to head with the NFL.
But on the flip side the games and players have gotten better. A place where a young guy on the edge can still get a chance to play.Player interviewed during the game coaches miked so you get, coaches perspective during the game.
And lots of well deserved celebrations that make it fun.
Take a lesson from the UFL Mr. Godell or they may start stealing some thunder when they continuse to expand

You know, the one that goes “dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb” after every line?