well, well, well....so things are swell.
i checked the DN and said "what the hell?"
i couldn't believe what i was reading,
i laughed so hard my ass was bleeding.

bringin randy back can do no harm
we just got a shot in the arm,
i woke up to a dream come true
a trade like this was long overdue.

and with the return of the super freak,
our outlook doesn't seem quite so bleak.
but let's just give it another week,
and then we'll start that winning streak.

when i heard the news, it made me smile
i guess it's the time for a new hairstyle.
well, a new fashion fad has hit the city
and everyone is looking oh so pretty.

so what do the fans think about the trade?
with randy moss back we got it made.
the freak show is back to save the day
and this is what the people had to say...

RANDY SAYS, "WWWAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUPPP !!!"

WAYNE KRAMER SAYS, "KICK OUT THE JAMS !!!"

THE JACKSON 5 SAYS, "I WANT YOU BACK !!!"

JAMIE ARCHER SAYS, "I HEAR THAT !!!"

TED GLOVER SAYS, "ROGAINE REALLY WORKS !!!"

THIS DOUCHE SAYS, "EVERYTHING IS GROOVY !!!"

EGYPT SAYS, "WE PREDICTED THIS A LONG TIME AGO !!!"

VIKESFANSD SAYS, "T-JOKE STILL SUCK !!!"

SAI BABA SAYS, "BECOME ONE WITH THE HAIRSTYLE !!!"

SKOL GIRL SAYS, "NOW I NEED TO GET A NEW WIG !!!"

ATHIEST SAYS, "THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL!!!"

MICHEAL SAYS, "YOU DON'T NOSE WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH !!!"

SAMUEL SAYS, "SHUT UP, MICHEAL...OR I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE !!!"

GRIME SAYS, "CHILLY IS A STILL A LEPRACHUAN !!!"

CHILLY SAYS, "IF I CAN'T HANDLE BRATT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW !!!"

MCKINNIE SAYS, "I FEEL TOTALLY DRANK WITH JOY !!!"

EVERYONE IS ASKING, "WHERE CAN I GET A BOBBLE HEAD DOLL!!!"

PARKING METER MAID SAYS, "OH KNOW YOU DI-INT!!!"

PARKING METER SAYS, "OH YES HE DI-ID!!!"

PRINCE SAYS, "DEARLY BELOVED"...FANS SAY "SHUT UP, PRINCE"!!!"

BUCKWHEAT SAYS, "O-TAYYY !!!"

RANDY SAYS, "I'M BAAAACK !!!"

VIKING FANS SAY, "I'M BACK ON THE BANDWAGON !!!"

SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?