P.S> I don't care about the grammar, this post is meant for purposes unknown only.

First, Randy is home, and I've just made it home, and a Jet just flew over my head, and a Viking spear shot up in the sky and thrashed the rear of the Jet, and the Jet came shooting down, and debris of LT was laying everywhere, and Rex Ryan came running to the rescue, and got the cursing and shouting, and Jared Allen ropped him, and threw him behind the Williams wall, where Big Pat had his dinner, and Viking cheerlearders went wild, and Adrian Peterson stepped face to face with LT, and LT ran away like a little BIIAATCCH, and Prince came out the shawdows with smoke streaming everywhere, and got the singing, and a tiny monkey with a Mark Sanchez  jersery came hopping off the trees with cheese dip and a Coke 45, and Brett Favre shot him with a Laser Football, and Randy ran to catch the Monkey as it was falling 8 miles away, and Dustin Keller got lost in his masterbatuion and never showed up, and Micheal Jackson returned from his grave to sing beat it, and The....ok I'm done,

And that's how you waist a fanpost! :)