The Real Deal behind Randy Moss

by Frost on Nov 1, 2010 2:58 PM CDT

Guys, guys. We all need to calm down. I too was at first rather upset at the interesting bit of news that we inexplicably decided to cut Randy Moss, but, after putting roughly .2 seconds of thought into it, I now understand why it has happened.

You see, Randy Moss was a mole, sent by the New England Patriots to weaken our team before the game. That must be the only reason. They got our third round pick, and implanted their spy. Randy obviously has been telling the greatest coach in NFL history the inner workings of the Vikings. The game plan he told the Vikings was obviously some sham to get us to lose this upcoming game. That must be why Childress, the mastermind, chose to ignore it. Unfortunately, we lost anyway.

And Childress OBVIOUSLY stumbled onto a text message from Moss to Bellichick, revealing this whole plot, which is the only plausible reason I can think of why you would *cut* Randy Moss from your team just a month after wasting a high-end draft-pick on him.

Please, feel free to quote me on this liberally. I have my unnamed sources providing me this information, and I shall never reveal their identities.

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Uhhh

As a Pats fan…I think Childress thought that Moss would be happier here. That Moss would try for the Vikings.

And who didn’t?

Nuh uh, he saw the writing on the wall that Moss was just going to destroy the team on the field and in the locker room.

Oh, and in the media room.

by Tai on Nov 1, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions

Maybe the team needs to be destroyed then

because it seems to me like Childress’ ego is blocking out any reason. If I had all this information on an upcoming opponent, spent all week telling you about it, and then you go and don’t even use it, I would also be upset.

by Frost on Nov 1, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions

lol

by Packer superbowl champs 2010 on Nov 1, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions

Very Funny

First of all Childress .. is not smart enough to uncover the plot .. I doubt if he can even read … He sure in the hell dont know anything about coaching a football team .And why would Bellichick even bother wasting his time trying to spy on a weak ass 2-4 team …

by VikinginCalifornia on Nov 1, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions