"I don't know. That's just all reports. Ain't no names. That's Sean Jensen. So that's what Sean Jensen do. He ain't going to give nobody no names. So I really don't pay no attention to that. That's all he-say, she-say stuff. He ain't going to put no names put out there, so I don't know if it' true or not. That's like somebody say I'm gay, but they don't have to tell me who said it. I don't know. But they're going to believe it. They going to believe it. If somebody starts that rumor, they're going to believe it. So that's how it is. That's all rumor. They not going to tell me who said it, so I don't know."
— The always eloquent Pat Williams, speaking to Mark Craig of the Minneapolis Star-Tribune about Chicago Tribune (and former St. Paul Pioneer Press) writer Sean Jensen's recent article that features numerous "unnamed sources" on the Vikings bad-mouthing Vikings' coach Brad Childress.