Bill Parcells Could 'Do This One More Time'...in Minnesota?

I haven't seen the documentary on Bill Parcells on the NFL Network, but at the end of it, he's apparently quoted as saying:

"Get me back out there," Parcells says near the end of Bill Parcells: Reflections on a Life in Football, per Ben Volin of the Palm Beach Post.  "I can do this one more time.  That’s how I feel."


Fact:  I love Bill Parcells...in a non-sexual, hero worship kind of way.

Fact:  Zygi Wilf, a life long Giants fan before he bought the Vikes, has that feeling towards Parcells time one gajillion.  One gajiullion is a lot, by the way.

Fact:  I want Brad Childress to have a wonderful life.  I just don't want him to do it as coach of the Minnesota Vikings, effective yesterday.

Fact:  The Vikings need some sort of press...in a positive way...to try and get some momentum going towards a new stadium.  If you're not aware, the football abortion that we are forced to watch on an almost weekly basis is what we like to call 'anti momentum'.

Fact:  Bill Parcells has a full head of hair and the coolest nickname ever, and is a quote machine at press conferences.  Oh, and he knows football.

Fact:  Brad Childress is bald, and his nickname of 'Chilly' is twofold--he cools off a hot football team and has a personality of an ice cube.  Oh, and he doesn't know football.

Fact:  If the Vikings lose this weekend, Brad Childress might get fired before he gets back to the locker room.

Not Fact, but more of a football masturbatory fantasy:  Bill Parcells becomes the VIkings coach by nightfall.

Discuss.

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