Ok I stole the blatantly off of CSC but hey it's the offseason stealings legal right?  Ok here's the schtick I've been hearing about all these incredible people that other teams don't want anymore but who we need so badly Childress would be willing to wear a dress to get them (wait he does that all on his lonesome) So who do you want?

 First there is no cap, there is no trade, we would have to get rid of the person who he's taking the place of but that's the only caveat.  Now, isn't this more fun than drooling over other teams cast offs?