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Jared Allen Threatened to Break Some Loser's Neck

Just got this in an e-mail a few minutes ago from the good folks at TMZ:

 

 

TMZ has obtained video of Minnesota Vikings defensive superstar Jared Allen unleashing one of the nastiest threats ever on a bar patron who allegedly called Jared's fiancee a word that rhymes with "punt."

Well. . .given the circumstances, all I can say is good for Jared Allen.  Particularly considering that #69 didn't actually turn the person that used such a vulgar, disgusting term about his fiancee into a fine paste.  Seriously, if Mrs. Gonzo and I were out somewhere and someone threw that sort of language in her direction, I would be using my one phone call to get my First Sergeant to come and get me out of jail.

So, there's a nice start to your Tuesday morning, ladies and gentlemen!  Come back later as we celebrate schedule release day!

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Haha

I love it. Way to stick up for your girl Jared!

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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Apr 20, 2010 7:34 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

go get'em Jared

I liked him before, now i love him. Ya gotta be a moron to get him angry at you! But he did the right thing by letting it go before it got down to violence. I hope one day he meets this guy somewhere , where it is only the 2 of them and nobody else around, so he can rip this guy a new a**hole.

by rube6642 on Apr 20, 2010 7:54 AM CDT reply actions  

Good For JA

I’d pe P**d if someone called my wife that word too. that was poor form to call a girl that. some people might see this video and try to jump down on JA as a thug, but he really showed a lot of restraint in not pummeling that dude ot death.

Will the Real Thor Please Stand Up ... ?

by the Real Thor on Apr 20, 2010 7:58 AM CDT reply actions  

What if this exchange happened with McKinnie instead of Allen? First of all, he’d probably be stun gunned and put in jail for the exact same behavior. Second of all, we fans would be upset with him and label him a punk and a cancer.

Someone insults Bryant and he sticks up for himself and gets in trouble. Someone insults Jared and he sticks up for himself and we think its awesome. Gotta love double standards.

by Jayrome007 on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's a difference

Jared Allen got into a shouting match with somebody, and walked away from a potential fight.

Bryant McKinnie got insulted, picked up a big metal stick, and smacked someone in the head with it.

Is a further illustration of the difference really necessary?

Had McKinnie been in this video and reacted exactly the same way as Allen did, then I’d be applauding him, too.

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by Christopher Gates on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

With McKinnie the comment was directed at him.

Jarrome007 – you fail to mention the comment was directed at his fiance. Its the worse thing you can call a woman. Any man is going to stick up for his woman. It is a lot easier to brush off a comment made to yourself than having someone call your fiance an *unt.

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by VikesPma on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jared Allen got into a shouting match with somebody, and walked away from a potential fight. Bryant McKinnie got insulted, picked up a big metal stick, and smacked someone in the head with it.

Have you ever been in or witnessed a bar fight in person? I’m not talking about Old West style saloon brawl. Just you’re regular average scuffle between two tipsy patrons. I used to work in a pretty seedy bar, so I’ve seen my fair share. And the line between everyone keeping their cool and both parties attacking each other like pit bulls is very very thin.

If Jared meant what he was saying (and you are all insinuating he did), he was actually inches away from being in the exact same situation McKinnie was in. From Allen’s video (of which we have none for McKinnie) its pretty clear the only thing separating the two are the people he’s with. Even if McKinnie’s friends tried to hold him back as well, his pure size would make that near impossible.

Bottom line is I like both players alot. But I think McKinnie (and occasionally black players in general) gets a bad rap for doing the exact same thing white players do. Or rather a better way to put that, there sure seems to be a lot of white players who get away with the tough guy image without the stigma that would follow a black player who was equally as tough.

by Jayrome007 on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

proof

Exactly jayrome there is no video of the mckinnie incident. but you seem to know every detail and compare the two events.
then to play the race card is unreal.

by Holmenman on Apr 21, 2010 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

             Just wanted to clarify, I’m not actually black (white middle class republican, to be specific) so I don’t even have a race card to play. I just hate prejudice. Especially when it affects a team I care so much about.
           I would really hate to see an incident ruin a player’s career when in fact we know nothing about what actually happened. Look at Roethlisberger. He wasn’t even proven guilty of anything yet now his career and image are taking a massive hit. How is that fair, regardless of race? The point I’m trying to make is that we as fans are so quick to criticize players and, for numerous reasons, I don’t think its fair.

by Jayrome007 on Apr 22, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

there was no prejudice at all until you brought it up.

by Holmenman on Apr 22, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like we have another tard on are hands

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by packerslayer on Apr 20, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That’s it? LOL. Slow day at TMZ I guess.

Well, if nothing else it proves one thing: Jared only gives permission for one man to slap him around (physically or verbally), whenever he likes: The Silver Fox.

by puddnhead on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Bravo Jared

When most of the NFL offseason news has been filled with rapes, sexual assaults, drunk owners insulting everyone, and drink-throwing wide receivers, it’s nice to have a man in purple stand up for his fiancee.

Can’t believe people elsewhere are calling for his suspension.

by Purpledork on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Who is?

For yelling at a jackass? Ridiculous.

by princelyfrank on Apr 20, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either that...

or just being at the bar, or even having a fiancee
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by thewild_viking_twins on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

death by Jared

now that’s a guy with a death wish

by lorenzo4 on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Sadly...

Many people are going to put J. Allen down for this sort of behavior.. I only have more respect for him for what he did. The problem with society is people like J. Allen are held to such a higher standard and expected to be a role model. This didn’t happen in an all-ages environment.. It happened in an environment surrounded by people of age… So I do not think anyone should be able to use that as any sort of argument. He will probably now have to give some sort of press-release for a public apology, but I don’t think he should have too. You call a woman a bad name, expect the fiance/bf/husband to stand up for them…

I am sure most of the players have to deal with a lot of crap. People trying to get publicity in certain situations… Etc. etc. — Has anyone seen the movie Big Fan?? (About the NY Giants..)??

by Deek on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

If JA's fiancee is small, maybe the guy called her a runt?

Because who would be stupid enough to get in an altercation with Jared Allen? The guy must not have known who he was dealing with.

Hey Deek. I had “Big Fan” in my hands and put it back to rent something else. If you say it’s good, I’ll watch it.

by JethroBoViking on Apr 20, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Fan

It was okay…..

Basically it’s an obsessive fan of the NY Giants… There is some humor in it. Lots of things you’ll laugh at.. It’s good for a rent, but not a purchase..

All I know is, I hope none of us on here are like the guy in the movie.. If so, I feel bad for you.

by Deek on Apr 20, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I'm not like that guy at all

I’m bedridden in my mothers basement because I weight 800 pounds. I have greasy hair, bad breath, lots of zits and I’ve never even kissed a girl. I’m glad you guys on this site are my friends. You are my friends, aren’t you? Oh boo hoo hoo (:

by JethroBoViking on Apr 20, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!!!

You maybe may want to go watch it now.. HAHA

by Deek on Apr 20, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can anyone understand when he says

" I’ll break your neck homeboy, and then I will sign a check…….whatdoes he say after that? Can hear it correctly.

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by RileysCannibalJct on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

I wanna know!

That’s what I was wondering. Sounds like a great line I’m gonna use in future altercations. For what will he be signing his check?!?!

by StuckInCA on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come back later as we celebrate schedule release day

I just heard it was Vikes/Saints thursday night. As per R. Goddel as per Sirius 124

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by craig in calgary on Apr 20, 2010 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhh so everyone in arizona is stupid

maybe not all of them, but is it really wise to piss of JA

by muffin man on Apr 20, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

nope.

but this bar is in Scottsdale… (think Edina)

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I don’t blame Jared Allen at all. If anything, kudos to him for not following through!

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by JRig on Apr 20, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Better question:

What was JA doing in a bar at all?

by KC Viking on Apr 20, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, didnt even think of that one

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by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Apr 20, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

My First Thought

That’s the first thing that popped into my head, was “What in the hell was he doing in a bar in the first place?” I hope this doesn’t become a recurring theme.

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by BaldViking on Apr 20, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s really difficult to respect a guy who is paid an unfathomable amount of money on the condition that he stays sober after this. So $72,360,000 over 6 years ($15,500,000 guaranteed) isn’t enough to hold up your end of the bargain, ya big baby?!?

I suppose that he may have been able to go to a bar and avoid alcoholic beverages, but any alcoholic is absolutely stupid to think that that can be done successfully for long.

by KC Viking on Apr 20, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Necessarily

In my younger days I was what many people would call a classic alcoholic. I decided as a New Years resolution to give it up in 1985…and have been clean ever since. The funny thing about it is I was working as a bartender part time and continued to do so for a couple of years afterwards. While I can’t speak for anyone else, I know from first hand experience that it can be done.

by purplegrey on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

well!

I think we could have easily jumped to your conclusion had he actually broken the a$$hat’s neck.

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by ArizonaVikingsFan on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking as a former bartender

I knew quite a few recovering alcoholics who, after a period of absence while they got clean, were able to return to the bar and enjoy various NA drinks. In fact, they typically stayed the whole night to ensure their friends had a safe ride home, which is quite commendable.

by WI Vike Queen on Apr 22, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

That idiot is seriously lucky...

If anyone had said that to my wife, he would be in the hospital… Period…

The only difference is, my wife would be the one putting them there…

;)

by Loki Loves Purple on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol!

Awesome.

"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

by JRig on Apr 21, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

That is almost exactly what my husband said. He also added that he would enjoy the show and be there for backup, just in case. Read: he’d want an excuse to put his fist to that disrespectful jerk’s jaw.

by WI Vike Queen on Apr 22, 2010 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously..

Who in their right mind is going to mess with a 6’6" 280 lb man’s woman? And an NFL player at that! Meaning the guys not a couch potato. Jared has every right to protect the honor of his woman. What he did is not the epitome of being a thug.

by eyeguy81 on Apr 21, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

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