Jared Allen is Now Sans Mullet
by Christopher Gates on May 25, 2010 8:01 PM CDT
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Hockey Hair. The Kentucky Waterfall. The Missouri Compromise. The Neck Warmer. All nicknames for the one thing that would help you to identify Jared Allen if you saw him walking down the street. . .well, other than the whole muscle-bound defensive lineman thing.
But, in any case. . .like the snows of a Minnesota winter, Jared Allen's mullet is no more.
In anticipation of his upcoming wedding, the NFL's best pass-rushing defensive end has cut his trademark long hair in exchange for something a little less. . .I don't know. . .crazy? Is crazy the word I'm looking for here?
In any event, congratulations to Jared and his fiancee on their upcoming nuptials. However, for the sake of the Vikings, I hope that this turns out better for the team than the last time a man cut his hair on account of a woman.
I can't help but think that it will.
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Jared Allen is the man!
Brett Favre is the Greatest QB in NFL History, Bar None!
Brett Favre will be back in 2010, Guaranteed!
Brett Favre will lead the Vikings to a Victory in Super Bowl XLV, Guaranteed!
the vikings are doomed....
his hair is the source of his awesomeness! what will the DL do with a weakened JA?? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by Vikes_Fan_in_ND on May 25, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
I feel like their's been a death in the family.
But at least I’ll always have the mullet generator on my ipod
Thank god for the mullet generator app
Now I can just plug in a picture of Jared Allen and add the mullet back.
by HawkeyeVikingTwinsUnited on May 25, 2010 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sampson Cut His Hair
I don’t think it’s an issue in 2010.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it…
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children what it was once like in the United States when men were free." ~ Ronald Reagan
lol
"I can eat oreos faster than him" Scott Fujita's take on Payton Manning SB44
by jeremysherwin on May 26, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
He still looks slightly deranged...
…so I think we’ll be ok.
He’s trying real hard to hold it back in the photo, but his soul is still there.
by HammeroftheGods on May 26, 2010 10:55 AM CDT reply actions
the beast within
wasnt it the silver fox who said … that jared allen is a beast … i agree … and … one of the most fun vikings to watch play since john randle … a true asset to the purple and represents every day all day … i hope he continues to push the envelope of success … he is one of those players that makes those around him better by his example his motor just never stops … and didnt he slide into a sweet setup movin in next to kevin & pat throw in a little ray and ya got … “The A.W.W.E.some4some” the best d-line in the business
MGR4FUN
Judd Zulgad just Twittered this...
“Jared Allen talks OTAs and have no fear the mullet will return.”
Worry not fans!
I'm still a Minnesotan at heart...
It makes me very sad
To know there is one less mullet in the world
The future is not what it used to be.
I heard
They used the Magical Mullet to clog the BP spill in the Gulf.
by Jepp The Viking on May 26, 2010 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
Daren Sharper runs off with Jared Allen's fiancee.
Just wishful thinking. I’d like for Jared to be really mad all season. Especially for that opener.
Can a happily married man without a mullet get the job done? Let’s hope so.
by JethroBoViking on May 26, 2010 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
the Neanderthal brow will carry him through
with or without mullet.
May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.
Seriously?
Is that really J. Allen from H.S.?
Holy crap does he look weird.. (If this photo is legit)….
I wouldn’t think so, since I believe he didn’t grow his hair into a mullet until after he joined the K.C. Chiefs, since one of his favorite players (I believe a Linebacker) was once a chief and rocked a mullet.
no, that's actually dr. del's prom date
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
your mom was ben worthlessburger's fantasy come true.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
Are you serious?
or you just playing dumb to be funny? haha
i think jared allen is gonna turn it around for a change, can anyone guess his next hair-do?
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in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
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