Ha Shank, But when will this END???

It’s pretty obvious why it’s offensive, I shouldn’t really have to explain it to you.

+4 grime

Yeah, it was dumb of Sharper to every say anything about it. Shank just might have taken it too far.

There’s a guy who can spoof the touchiest of subjects without being tasteless imo.

That took some serious balls to do what he did. I owuld not have been brave enough. He was sitting 10 feet away from Bush, and he cut very close to the bone for everyone in that room, not just the WH, but the press as well. People were ROTFL staring at youtube screens across america the next day, but in that room … there are times in the audio where you could hear a pin drop in response to his jokes.

There are so, so many gems from that …

I stand by this man. I stand by this man, because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things, things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo-ops in the world.

Most of all, I believe in this president. Now, I know there are some polls out there saying that this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

The greatest thing about this man is he’s steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man’s beliefs never will.

So, the White House has personnel changes. And then you write, “Oh, they’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.” First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring! If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!

But not all the jokes were at Bush’s expense:

let’s review the rules. Here’s how it works. The President makes decisions. He’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put ’em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration? You know, fiction!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stephencolbert/a/colbertbush.htm

certainly are a person who doesn’t require proof to state things as facts.

And for the record there was NOT irrefutable proof. There was plenty of conjecture though…

You accused me of trolling Acme “when Favre came to the Vikings.” I responded by posting Acme’s own search results, which showed I posted THREE messages there between February and October 2009:

http://www.acmepackingcompany.com/2010/5/20/1480927/viking-fans#38381348

Ironically only one of the three was even about Favre. The first was about Ryan Grant’s contract, another responding to a request to critique a journalism class writing sample. And this is all the third said:

“Move on,” people!

Everyone else has.

The man is a professional, no longer under contract to Packers, and the Packers do not want his services anyway. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. If the Packers didn’t want him, but someone else does, it’s perfectly valid for him to work for them. Please, name me one other player in the NFL who you would expect to REFUSE to take a job with any team but one — even after that one team tells him "we’ve moved on."

TrevorR: you do realize you are losing credibility, not protecting it, by refusing to acknowledge I have proven you … yes … irrefutably wrong? Only a troll would call the results of a SITE SEARCH (!) “conjecture but not proof.”

and that they really are real. Oh wait, that was a Ben and Jerry’s sugar induced coma.

OR WAS IT!?!?!?

What fanposts and fanshots are you talking about anyway? What a stupid post…sigh

Good question, I was wondering the same thing.

Don’t bother with Salty. Having a debate or conversation, or whatever you wanna call it, is like talking to a wall.

You and your sidekick make shit up. There are probably hundreds of thumbsucker fanposts and fanshots. You should get a life. Grow up.

Just get out

except for the fact that you maight seem to think that you are. So, are you?

This is all lame. I thought that Sharper’s comments about Favre and Shank were lame…and I think that Shank’s comments about Sharper have been lame. And the fact that so many people are so worked up about what either player has posted on twitter is just fricken hilarious and quite entertaining.

lol, that sounds more like Sharper!

Wasn’t Shank the one who had the shot of his dick in the lockerroom on TV though? Maybe that’s what he meant!

Probably best not to find out what TR was talking about. It’s sometimes made up crap anyway.