I ain't drank the koolaid yet this year!
Sadly, I address the forum run by the fine Gonzo, with our beloved Vikings sitting at 0-2. Last year I drank the #4 Purple KoolAid after he won so many games, and embraced Brett. Sadly, we blew that game in the fourth quarter to a team we should have dominated. It is nice to see AD not dropping the ball all day, and I pray for poor Percy after his personal loss of his Grandmother, and his bouts with those damned migraines he suffers from. I rarely get headaches but when I do they are the Ice pick through the eyeball type, and from what I've Migraines are sometimes blinding! Now to the hardest part of the discussion, #4. As the header states, I haven't drank the #4 KoolAid yet, I stuck a spoon in the cup, and put it in the freezer (I actually bought purple popcicles to simulate this), and when he shows the greatness he displayed last year, I will ceremoniously eat the KoolAid.
Sage Rosenfeld, should NEVER have been allowed to leave the team. The preseason game where he threw for 300 yards and three TD's cheered my hope for this season to infinity. I am not anti-semetic, and I have Jewish Viking fan friends who gave him the nickname, "#2 The Magic Jew" cause they were so proud of a Jewish Vikings QB who showed such powerful promise. I'm not racist either Gonzo, I don't allow the N word to be used in my presence without letting the person know I am offended by that word. So that being said, Sage should be our starter, not Brett, who again pulled his little "drama queen" summer soap opera in Mississippi. I was sickened by it, sure he had his most productive year ever wearing the Purple and Gold, but he turned out to last season's Randall Cunningham. Hell, we got Randall for the league minimum of $800,000. Damn cheap to roll over everyone but the Giants in the NFC championship game. I don't who that team was that showed up that year, but I seriously debated with other football fans that that game was fixed! 48-0, with Moss, Carter. and Cunningham, I watched that game till the last second, with tears rolling down my cheeks, my son laughing "they can't win Dad, give it up!" I told him, a true fan goes down with his team, no matter what. But does anyone really think we would be 0-2 with Sage behind the center? Hells Bells, the Ravens got Matt Birk? How did they let that Harvard educated bad mutha go? I don't understand. All Birk asked for two seasons ago, or last maybe (early onset Alzheimers here, no joke) was to garauntee (sic) his salary for the next season, I he would put off his knee surgery. Well, he IS a Havard MBA, and had a talk radio show on how people could make the most of the money in Minnesota. Ziggy said no, so Birk had his surgery. Who can blame him, I would wanna walk better if I could (car wreck mutliple tip fib fractures), so more power to him. He got paid to sit on the sidelines, but that meant he could prolly walk when he retires. Anyone seen him play for the Ravens? Anyways, this might make some people mad, but as I said I ain't drank the KoolAid, and in true Viking fashion, we got an aging old man to be our QB. I wish Tom Clancy had gotten the Vikings, at least then we would have a fan owner, like Red!
Sorry to be so wordy, but I bleed frikken PURPLE! I told that to a counselor the other day, and said we lost a second game, and he got all in my face, about how I shouldn't say "WE" because I am not on the team. I told him that he didn't know anything about what being a true fan is, and if he was the baffled by my love of the Vikings, then I don't think he would ever understand enough to help me, and I'm looking for a new counselor. That said, the hard truth is I wish in the early conditioning rounds the Three Vikes had gone down and told Brett, get your ass to training, or retire! Not waited on his aged butt to sit out the real camps that would have shown whether he had his stuff anymore or not. He could have had that surgery earlier, like the day after he and AD's fumbling lost us the NFC championship game. That woulda given me more faith in #4. I dunno, I'm just not feeling it, this season, HE WAS A PACKER! HE WON HIS RING AND MVP trophy with the Pack. AND I KNOW, that he will sign some bull crap contract to a Packers for one day, like Emitt Smith did with Dallas, and get his damn jersey retired in Wisconsin. I dunno, at least the Gators are undefeated, and the Allouettes show some promise. Later Bro's and please someone post the URL in case the game is blacked out in Virginia, in favor of a regional game, lke skins, panthers. If we win this weekend, then I will eat the KoolAid, if not, I'll try to get on a stronger anti-depressant.
LeatherRebel, I had to vent to people who understand my pain, Gonzo, I hope I offended no one!
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it’s your counselor that needs help, not you. every vikes fan i come across here in indiana, always refers to the them as “we”. keep your chin up, it will get better soon.
GO VIKES!!
by indianavikesfan on Sep 24, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
As far as I can tell..
neither Gonzo nor Zygi Wilf are running a cult in Indiana, Northern California, or Guyana, nor are they using Kool Aid in a sacrament nor to test the faith of the flock, so like many metaphors, it’s like the crop circle that you find in the windmills of your mind…
The Detroit Purple Gang was Jewish, but it’s only a coincidence that the Lions play the Vikings this week.
Sage had to go, even if they had to throw in my favorite guy Darius to close the deal, because cap or no cap, you must control expenses to keep a business afloat. Sage could not beat out Favre, certainly not in generating ticket sales, and he cost four times what Tarvaris does.
You may indeed feel there is no peace on earth, but Favre is not dead nor doth he sleep.
He is not missing camp to dash your dreams and will profit more that you should the team return to the NFC Championship or go the the great beyond.
There is always time for either the front runners or the fragile to jump on the bandwagon or VIking ship once the rebound occurs.
Stay afloat. The regatta isn’t over until the gravitationally challenged lady sails.
its just not Favre
Its that perfect storm that just happened,Rice truly disappointed with not getting surgery done earlier,and leaves me thinking he might be looking greener grass.I am guessing that Berrian got Troy Williamson room and bed,Harvin I can understand.Chilly,Bevell who ever is making the play calls need get creative,some screens to AP would be nice,you know Cammy is good for a 6 yard dump,Shank has picked up where he left off.We seem sluggish in all aspects of the game and I dont think you can point to anyone player.Coaches on the other hand should be accountable.
No F...ing way will the dungslinger ever step into the Promised Land to get his # retired in this lifetime. He would be bood out of the state. And keep drinking that coolaid 'cause the Queens are toast. Motor City Kitties by 14
by paislypetereaters on Sep 24, 2010 11:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Your a ffn moron who does not know shit about the game get a life SLAPNUT!!!
by cali viking on Sep 24, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
dump the counselor and come here for your daily sessions
we prolly cant make you any better but we certainly are cheaper! and Hell, misery loves company so join the gang drink the koolaid and enjoy the high (or low) either way we will do it together.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Sep 25, 2010 8:10 AM CDT reply actions
Next time someone gets in your face and yells...
Head-butt ’em. Hard.
I don’t understand a lot of the moves the FO has made either… but the team has advanced by 2 games each year, so until they blow that, I have to defer to their wisdom. They have the track record of success in their choices, man.
That being said… losing 2 games is not grounds to slit your wrists. Come on man, stiffen it up a bit! There’s 14 games left in this season, and I don’t think anyone expected the team to go 16-0. One or two unexpected loses were going to happen.
Last game I watched on athde, http://atdhe.net/index.html
Not perfect, but better than nothing. I’m in the DC area and there was no Viking game to be seen.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
yeah I watched it there as well.
Was weird it had a time delay so I kept seeing crap on DN that 4 seconds later happened on the screen…
It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...
How much cash will they have to pay him to allow his jersey to be retired Green ?
The great Jim Brown had his team cough up $ 100,000 . I’m guessing they will pay the original bribe money of $ 25 Million . LOL
You morons are paying him 16 mil for the crap he is dumping on you all. How many Superbowls have you loosers won anyway.
by paislypetereaters on Sep 26, 2010 5:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I believe the word you're looking for is losers.
Buck up, at least one of your insults was spelled correctly. Battin’ .500—good show, friend!
Thanks to you all, except that paisly Jerk!
Thanks for a man who is proud to bleed purple, I am sorry if offended anyone with my kookaid remarks, it has actually come to mean people who believe with all there hearts, regardless of the evil, vile, Satanic origins from the Demented Jim Jones. I in no way, meant anything bad about it. I just had a hard time accepting brett last year, after all his “Dumbo Leaps” when he was riding high with the FudgePackers. Not only that, my ex-wife started wearing a damned Packers Tee Shirt during football seasons in those years when she came to pick up her child support. Gonzo, you have NO IDEA HOW hard it was for me to not use profanity when it comes to referring to the mother of my children (who have cerrainly drank an entirely different form of koolaid when it come to me). you have given me hope, and I’m look for the light, instead of looking into the darkness. I tell you what I’m a foot ball junkie, and watching games is what I love best, my most powerful addiction of all. But considering some of the past addictions, I feel my love is football is very harmless, unless I let it become a negative thing. Heck I was NCAA games I don’t care about just to see these teams play there hearts out, it is about the love of the game, kids catching impossible passes on 4-20 and dragging one toe the the Great Chris Carter did with two!
SKOL VIKINGS, for today we play our perrinial wipping boys, the lions.
LeatherRebel
Fanatic, and Dogmatic,
hell, they just don't mix!

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