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Some Viking Voodoo on da De Troit Lions

 

Way up north in where Vikings roam,

I cast this spell on another Dome,

Now right on top of a zombies plot,

I light my fire and place my pot,

Into this pot I’ll make a brew,

I’ll start with gris gris and monkey doo,

Next I’ll add some Lions mane,

And then some crutches to make them lame,

Oh Pappa Legba now hear me speak,

Out of their mouths I’ll pull their teeth,

When I dip dat lions tale in dis brew,

Dey will scream like hell an den be thru,

Dat purple defense might not let them score,

Da Vikings offensive line will open da door,

Den Adrian Peterson will run right through,

And leave them cats one sorry crew,

Now all it needs is some crushed up bones,

Some Geri curl from Johnsons comb,

A little hair from Staffords head,

While he lays at home watchin from his bed,

Now I added some shoestrings from Best’s shoe,

To the turf his feet will stick like glue,

I know dem Yankees in voodoo don’t believe,

But it don’t matter dis spell is conceived,

I poured dis brew all on da field,

Now Thor will rule and his axe he'll wield,

At the end of the day dem Vikings will know,

Thor and the GGM used some Cajun Mojeaux!

 

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

 

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

This FanPost was created by a registered user of The Daily Norseman, and does not necessarily reflect the views of the staff of the site. However, since this is a community, that view is no less important.

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