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Too Bad the Antidote to your little spell will be sitting in the Superdome............

Antidote = REVENGE4FAVRE

Vikings 44 Aints 17

I will be there in person to see some REVENGE on Sept 9th,2010!

Brett Favre is the Greatest QB in NFL History, Bar None!

Brett Favre will be back in 2010, Guaranteed!

Brett Favre will lead the Vikings to a Victory in Super Bowl XLV, Guaranteed!

by REVENGE4FAVRE on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey!

Its bad luck to be superstitious

by Deek on Sep 6, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not superstitious

I am, however, quite stitious.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m a little stitious myself.

by Frost on Sep 6, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peyton Manning used the same joke during SB week.

He also apologized for it blaming it on Eli.

Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted

by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 4:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

This was worth a good laugh. You probably should be more worried about using your voodoo to protect Drew Brees from the Madden Curse, though.

by Frost on Sep 6, 2010 9:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Saints are Christians aren't they ???

Maybe Jared will give Brees back a few of those Monnkey Knees while diving into the pile after a few of Drew’s strips !!

by gothicpurple on Sep 6, 2010 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Why is it that we Vike fans are accused of whining .

How many times can I half congradulate the Canal boys ? On Thursday they will be getting all Purple in the face . I see Sean Payton opened his mouth again . He condoned dirty play . Saying it got them to Miami . And that is all that counts .

by gothicpurple on Sep 6, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

You have never even made an attempt at the slightest notion of half congratulations

You have always been inflamatory, and we just expect it now. You have bitched and moaned worse than almost everyone else from the DN. You can say what you want about all that you want, you can continue to bitch and whine as I know you will, and even pull your “predictions” out of your ass like I have already seen, but you still won’t take that Lombardi from us.

Now that is off my chest, let’s all hope for the best game possible. We are both missing key components and quality starters from last years teams. I wish you well, just not well enough to beat us. GEAUX SAINTS

Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted

by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now we have to listen to poor NO and the oil spill

Funny. Sports anchors were in NO advertising how the industry is good and to come down and enjoy the great food-everything is fine.
I live off the gulf coast the oil went with the Gulf currnt out to sea. Yes there weer some terrible problems but the good folks of NO seem to be OK. I feel for the wildlife just remember- crude oil is biodegradabe (still makes a mess) Paul Harvey once commented on the hysteria in Valdez and said we do what we can but most of the oil will disinigrate. Also and example of the hundreds of ships in the war that leaked refined oil products into the sea by the thousands of gallons ( a worse environmental problem) but where has it all gone? The seas survived and nature replentished.
Don’t underestimate environmental issues bu thtis has nothing to do with New Orleans deserving to win another Super Bowl

by CitrusFLViking on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someones scared of how good the vikes really are so they need to try a spell because they know they got lucky last game! It’s all good do what u got to do a million vodo dolls couldn’t stop the vikes were comming for you and not stoping untill we get to Dallas for the ring SKOL VIKES!!!

by cali viking on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 AM CDT reply actions  

One thing's for sure Cali

It won’t be “Dallas” getting that ring. Guaranteed! This game won’t be anything about luck. It all has to be skill. And it’s a matter of who will has the most skill that game for 60 full minutes You’re right about us getting very lucky that game. We know ya’ll are gunning hard for us and we better be prepared or we’re in deep trouble. Hopefully we can stop the run, that’s the area for concern. But it will be a helluva game regardless! May the best team win that night. Hopefully the Saints. Go Saints!!!

by Jricky70 on Sep 6, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

You got it Jricky good to u guys may the best team win !

by cali viking on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

You too Cali!

Best of luck to you guys as well.

by Jricky70 on Sep 6, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait

You want the best team to win now? Would you be okay if the strategy to win was to hit late or hit low in order to injure a player? Is that about skill?

by Salty on Sep 7, 2010 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

No Salty

What I meant about skill is: who’s going to make the fewest mistakes, who’s going to protect the football, who’s going to prevent the big plays. That type of skill. No, definitely not about injuring someone at all.

by Jricky70 on Sep 7, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dat sure is some darn good rhymes dat you done dere Gris Gris.

Might I suggest your next post over here be about words that rhyme with Orange : )

by CanadianViking on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

That......

……gave me a good laugh!!

SKOL Vikings!!

by NY Norseman on Sep 6, 2010 11:53 AM CDT reply actions  

p.s. you got wrecked !

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 6, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah...

Madden in the brain is good enuf.

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 6, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I half expect Brees to end up like Carson Palmer did

in the playoff game against the steelers a couple years ago. Thats what would happen if this karma that Brees preaches is real.

by Codypc21 on Sep 6, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"O"-KAY....."X"-ACTLY

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 6, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, that's exactly what I was thinking!

Nice masking, CH :)

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!

by DCPurple on Sep 7, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you guys asking for the full size, so you can use it?

Bullets, arrows. darts, it really doesn’t matter.

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7067/breestarget001.jpg

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 7, 2010 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

there you go.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 8, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is right thou ....The field will Bleed Purple for years to come .

Oh crap ! We get the Saints at home the next three years . If they can keep up with all our Conference championships that is ???

by gothicpurple on Sep 6, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not superstitious

But I am super cereal…

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by Ted Glover on Sep 6, 2010 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

What in the blue hell happened here?

I didn’t have any problem with what you posted. . .I don’t think anybody here did.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm glad you made this comment.

By the time I looked at this thread, the post read like jibberish. Then the comments suggested that everyone else understood what he said.

I was starting to think I was having a stroke or something.

BCB free since 8/24/10 and happier for it.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Sep 6, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol same here I spent like five minutes trying to decifer it...

Maybe the spell backfired…

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chris...

I appreciate very much what you and many on here have had to say…I took the spell down because it was not my intention to insult your team or your fans, I got into a beef with some PETA bread nutchick over on OUR page, Dave really pissed me off after I asked him for some help with her…the lil trick dropped the F bomb on me numerous times and I responded, not using that type of profanity but in my own way. Dave not only did not stand up for me when all I asked her was to not read my spells/posts if they offended her as a bottom line…just stay off my posts instead of running her trashy low class mouth all over it…Dave didn’t see my side and I can’t help it if he’s PWhipped by some redheaded PETA brained low class potty mouthed chick, but I can help where and what I post. I thought the least I could do was not leave the site insulting you guys, that was not my intention! When I see many of you here understand it’s just my way to have a lil fun with each weeks games I am humbled and very very appreciative of the cool and kind remarks. I have the utmost respect for the Vikings as a team and for any poster who deserves respect…to those who don’t well I guess I get a lil laugh at them if I upset them, but for Dave to be such a turd…piss on him is all I can say! I asked him to delete my account and today is the first time I came to check and see if he had done that…obviously he has not…SKOAL VIKES AND WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA PISS OFF THE POPE (or GGM)

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and Master of Witch Doctory

by Gris Gris Man on Sep 18, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way gris gris...put that spell back up please...it was awesome !!!

don’t let a few party poopers at canal street get you down. they just messed up your mojo a bit, that’s all.

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 6, 2010 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I found Gris Gris

Entertaining and light-hearted as good football banter should be. No need to pull the post! It’s those d-bag personal “How dare you say things on your own site” posters I can’t stand.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 6, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the thing

I didn’t pull it, nor did I ask GGM to pull it.

Sad that it’s not there any more.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't accusing you Chris

I think perahps the (mostly) good folks at CSC told him to hold it back due to the….shall we say..tensions between some members of our respective fan base. Going back to last year, Gris Gris made pre game spells for every week if I am not mistaken. Weird how the good stuff from Saint’s fans gets yanked and the crap keeps staining our walls (haha).

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 6, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reading things over there at Canal

Looks like some internal drama and Gris has had enough.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 6, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we adopt him?

I like his spells. They are creative and fun.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 6, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No that was vodoo gris

I think I was told it was a she. And her drinks were fairly toxic.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's welcome here

Seems like a decent enough guy.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man

There’s a place in Albuquerque where the owners are from the south, kick ass Jambalaya!!!!!!

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 6, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's called

Cajun Kitchen to be exact.

If anyone ever comes to Albuquerque, one of the many recommended places! Hell, shoot me an email, I’d be happy to show you the good Mom and Pop places here.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 6, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not saying they are not good mate

but have you ever eaten in New Orleans? Most “Cajun” restaurants that I have visited in my travels throughout the US only serve to give us a bad name.

I am in Chicago right now and I cooked a pot of gumbo for a party at my friends house today, about 20 people. I had 5 marriage proposals during the meal….lol

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t doubt it! Sounds good. I get that time t time when I make a Polish dish.

This place is good though. Gotten good reviews especially from some folks who had to stay here during the storm few years back.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 7, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have access to frozen Crayfish?

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or as we say in the South Crawfish

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually this is the best way to start a fight on CSC...lol

Ask some coon-asses about food and they will soon be fighting amongst themselves.

I usually use a few shortcuts, so I need to know if you have access to the following. I am going to assume you can get crawfish(your post just came up saying you can).

Tony Chacheere’s creole seasoning.
And do you know how to make a rue?

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doh

Almost forgot my secret ingredient: I don’t suppose you can get Zatarain’s liquid crab boil?

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is an excellent addition.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, but the rue for etouffee usually uses real butter

I’ll get rid of the crab boil and tony’s in this recipe but you are going to have to do a lot of taste testing at end to suit your tastes.

I don’t ever measure anything so this is hard for me to put in words so bear with me.

ingredients:

1 pound of peeled crawfish tails, (if you are cleaning them try to get the fat out of the heads, it is actually a pseudo liver but most people call it fat)
1 large onion finely chopped about 2 cups
3-4 stalks of celery finely chopped
1/2 a bell pepper or 1 small one
2 cloves of garlic minced
1 bunch of green onions chopped
2-3 bay leaves
a pinch of cayenne pepper
salt to taste
1 stick of lightly salted butter
some flour
1/2 a can of tomato paste a few tablespoons

ok, put all of the veggies in the pot except the green onions. add about a tablespoon of butter and cook on medium low heat till they are wilted(onions will be clear) While that is going on I make a rue in a skillet. melt the butter in a skillet on medium heat then add flour till it has the consistency of pudding. It should be bubbling all over. stir constantly until it is dark brown. Using butter is a little trickier than oil but worth it, try not to burn the butter.

Once the veggies are clear, add about 4 cups of water,bay leaves, and the crawfish. Bring to a boil then lower heat and cover pot and cook for about 15 minutes. Stir in the rue and a minute later it should be thicker than a soup but thinner than a stew. If it is too thin add more rue.Now add your seasonings, a pinch of cayenne and a couple of dashes of salt. Adjust to taste.

Now add the green onions and cook for about 3-5 more minutes. Serve over rice.

Hope that helps.

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 7, 2010 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

add the tomato paste when you put the crawfish in.

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 7, 2010 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I usually take the bay leaves out at the end and throw them away

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 7, 2010 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually we did it at the NFCCG

I gave them my Lutefiske recipe. They are still wondering what the hell is wrong with me.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

We could do that

But I’m not sure how well Scandanavian cooking would go over with most crowds.

“Okay, so you take the fish, right? And then you let it soak in the lye for three or four days. . .it’s going to smell like something died in your kitchen. That’s how you know it’s ready.”

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 7, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

We’ll just take their recipies and give them an IOU.

by Codypc21 on Sep 7, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can add the rue whenever you finish making the rue

you don’t have to wait till the end. I didn’t express myself very well, and I can’t go back and edit it.

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 7, 2010 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just saved this!

Definitely going to give it a try.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 7, 2010 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Roux*

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Sep 8, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you are making an okra gumbo.....use okra

file’ (ground sassafras leaves) I put in all gumbos.

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 7, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

mud bug, crawfish I understand

Crayfish=yankee vocabulary lol

World Champions at last

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 7, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yankee vocabulary?

Where was this page about Crayfish written?
http://icwdm.org/handbook/reptiles/repf7.pdf

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 7, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe that would be Baton Rouge.

Home of the best damn chicken fingers ever!

by KC612 on Sep 7, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I am not sure what happened

Gris Gris Man come back buddy. I have a bottle of Makers Mark waitin for ya.

You undead spell-caster
with the entertaining verse

Come on back and do
a devastating voodoo curse

You caught flak from a woman
a card carrying member of PETA

But what she really needs is for
her husband to give her peter

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

hear, here, DrWhoDat.....we luv us some Gris Gris Man....i hope he didn't get "spooked" ;)

where did you go
oh gris gris man
come back from the dead
if you think that you can

come out, come out
where ever you are
because on this site
you are a star

ollie ollie oxen freez
don’t abandon your
man, drew brees

now everyone is
beggin you please
don’t make DrWhoDat
get down on his knees

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 6, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Sep 6, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

People who don't like him need more sex?

Or is it people against torture need more sex?

by Salty on Sep 7, 2010 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure more sex never sucks.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was pretty funny

She did flip the hell out on him. But his reply was even better.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 7, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's BS.

I call a voodoo spell down on whoever convinced GGM he had to pull his post.

That chit is entertaining… I was going over to CSC last year just to read his posts.

GGM, if you are reading this… give us your voodoo whodoo!

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 7, 2010 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Here is the spell- Cut and pasted from the Saints site

Deep in the swamp on a zombie’s grave site,

Where dead men walk I come calling tonight,

I boil up and conjure in my big magic pot,

A spell to make sure the Vikings win dey cannot,

I’m calling on Papa Legba and Marie Laveau,

To give me your blessing so my Voodoo can flow,

I add into my pot some hair off Adrian’s head,

Now dat purple helmet fool can’t outrun the dead,

I put in some road kill all rotting with lice,

So sitting at home there is something to eat for Rice,

I mix in some bat wings and crushed monkey knees,

To keep Jared Allen from ever getting to Brees,

Now Berrian and Johnson and Reynaud we know,

That after this spell they can run real slow,

Now there is one more player whose hair is all grey,

Let’s make Brett Favre has another terrible day,

Our pass rush will have him falling to the ground,

And when he does throw it interceptions will abound,

These Vikings bleed purple that is what they say,

So purple it is and make dem bleed it all day,

Now dear Papa Legba there is no cause for alarm,

And I don’t want you to kill dem or bring dem much harm,

Just rough dem up and scuff dem up and kick ‘em in da head,

Den rub some monkey grease on dem before dey get all dead,

But this year there is one ting dat I sure wish you’d change,

When dem sissy ViQueens lose dey sure is a pain,

They whine and they cry and they act like they crazy,

It’s poor sportsmanship and dey worse den a baby,

So ol Papa Legba ifs you got some raisins or peas,

They need dem a set to hang between their knees,

I hear dey got them some gods named Thora or Wombat,

So if you run into them clowns be sure to give ‘em a jaw jack,

Now remember this Thursday who will come marching in,

And with you and my voodoo we can make da Saints win,

This spell is now cast for our beloved Black and Gold,

So there aint no doubt the Saints will trash these trolls!

"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp

by lifelongvike on Sep 7, 2010 10:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Gris Gris Man shook up?

Hey guys,

Me tinks da Gris Gris man gots a wee bit riled. Tats nuting compared to wat dat Jared Allen is goin to do to Drew Brees bones!!! (bad grammar and spelling intended)

When Jared and the rest of the Purple Pain get a hold of Brees he’s going to find the real definition of “rattling the bones” That’s the voodoo that we do best!

Well…that plus score a bunch of touchdowns. Can you feel what the VIKES are cooking???? Mmmmmmmmmmmm, chicken fried Cajun Saints sho do smell good!!!

SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!!!

by North Ranger on Sep 7, 2010 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

i think i might be late to the party

but what i can take away from this post, is that you are a douche. You feel that you must project your confidence in a post that relates to your intelligence. Why don’t you just propose a proper argument instead of having to show how literate you are with a post like this.

by muffin man on Sep 7, 2010 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

mm, i think you are missing it a little...

this guy is known on canal street for posting weekly voodoo spells against their opponents.
it’s all tongue-in-cheek satire, and he has a lot of fans down there. i see it all in good fun,
and several others have posted similar sentiments…(like, it’s for “fun”, not “argument”).

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 7, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

wait

this still sounds slightly stupid

by muffin man on Sep 7, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

what ever. i just thought you sounded kinda harsh on the guy.

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe its just me

i like football, plain and simple. I dont tend to like all the stuff that flies around, like this post.

by muffin man on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is probably no the best site for you then. All the regular writers are now, increasingly as time goes by it seems, putting their major effort into stamping their pieces with their style, yes sometimes as the expense of the X’s and O’s. What GGM wrote actually fit right in with that theme. It’s your expectations that don’t … for better or worse.

by puddnhead on Sep 8, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

that may be

It is not my style to do all the pre game, what ever you want to call it. But i am here for the blatantly obvious fact that this is a sports blog, and as it happens to be i throughly enjoy the vikes. I might not see the enjoyment in this, but somebody else does and good luck to them. But i dont care for it, that is an opinion.

by muffin man on Sep 8, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I initially felt the same...

I preferred to do without this nonsense, but it is light-hearted and harmless, and most everyone else found it fun. Now I think of him as a Voodoo mascot… he’s just supporting his team in a creative way and helping to fuel the anticipation.

by Jshore on Sep 8, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a rebuttal to your post,

but is anyone else just about anticipated out? I’ve been in a fever pitch for about 2 weeks.

by Codypc21 on Sep 8, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

no doubt

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 8, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess i can see where you are coming from

it might just take a little more time for me to acclimate to this

by muffin man on Sep 8, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jshore

Gris Gris Man is a good people. Anyone who takes his spells as anything but a fun way to get up for the game is making to much of it. I know over at CSC we all look forward to GGMans spells on the next team. Just a way to have fun with a New Orleans creole spin on it. I’m sure when those who take them too seriously go off, GGMan and the Zomie Girls get a lot of laughs. Have always liked the Vikes fans and Favre [ Mississippi boy ] and can’t wait for this rematch. GEAUX SAINTS

by saints-fan-in-miss on Sep 8, 2010 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

The schmucks over at the other site can bad mouth our community all they want. . .but at least we’ve never run off one of our better members thanks to some dingbat that apparently thinks that cows are people, too.

GGM, if you’re out there, you’re welcome to hang out here whenever you’d like. Enjoy tomorrow night, man. . .hopefully not as much as we’ll enjoy it, but enjoy it anyway.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 8, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

What a powerful team NO has

Put up 14 points, at home, against a team that was missing it’s #1 receiver, it’s # 2 tailback and 2 starting defensive players. Also had a QB that hadn’t played but 2 quarters in the entire offseason! Wow! I’m impressed!!!!

Funny how I look at both games and see a team that is far better, and had karma against them cause them to lose. NO just played an AVERAGE team, due to above circumstances, and looked weak at best.

I for one leave this game impressed with the depth on our defense. I wish we could have had our whole compliment of offensive weapons like our opposition, but now I know we will be fine once they return. We only need to make the playoffs and all else will be ok.

by PurpleJesus on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Saints fan here.

Just watched the game and have to say both defenses stole the show. AP looked great. Saw the ESPN interview with Brett and [ IMO ] he is a class act! Your lucky to have him back and will be just fine. We looked sloppy at times but did get it done. Our defense looked much improve against the run. Our run game looked pretty damn good when finally got on the field against what I think is one of the best run defenses in the NFL.Bottom line? Think we will see you again. Would like to say that in the NFC championship game I felt that if we were to lose it’s the Vikes that I could live with. What ever your feeelings about that game, at least we went on to beat the great Colts. As I would have hoped for you guys and gals had we lost. If your going to take away my shot at the SB, at least win it all. Well we did. GOTHIC PURPLE if ur a guy your spending WAYYYYYY too much time worring about another guys complexion. [ Brees ] LOL

by saints-fan-in-miss on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks for the comments. you guys are a solid team. you deserved to win. good luck this year.

i hope we do get to meet again in the play-offs. i’m sure it will be another hard fought game.
all the best to the saints fans!!!

in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.

by jethrophet on Sep 10, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I found the post entertaining too

It was in a light hearted, good prodding way. That’s what these sites are about. Good natured ribbing among fans of different teams. Too many other d-bags to worry about than to just cut everyone off at the knees. I don’t get it….

Anyway, good win by the Saints. I take the loss with grace and take a lot out of it. I am very encouraged by our defense that didn’t even have it’s full compliment of players. Hard to beat a quality team at their house without that. But anyway, I am encouraged…

by PurpleJesus on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 AM CDT reply actions  

GGman is a CSC staple. Like rice.

How he finds the time to churn out a new spell every week is beyond me but everyone enjoys them. I stayed up way to late to catch the post game interviews and saw Bretts. What a stand up guy. I think if the ankle holds up you Vikes fans will have a lot to cheer about. AP also looked great. Was able to do what he does and still it was obvious he was intent on not let’n the pig get out. Well good luck and stop by CSC and kick it around.

by saints-fan-in-miss on Sep 10, 2010 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

An apology in Cajan ???

Add it gets 99 responses . Maybe Chris , Ted and LLV can learn something from this ??

by gothicpurple on Sep 14, 2010 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

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