The Response to the Gris Gris Man.
by North Ranger on Sep 6, 2010 11:45 AM CDT
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I stand at the gates of Valhalla where great Norsemen have gone before
In the land of Ragnar with the mighty hammer of Thor,
I strike the Super Dome so their fate will be sealed,
for the Black and Gold I see chaos on the field.
Passes from Drew Brees will all be dropped, and all running routes and plays, they will be stopped
Frustrations and confusion are on the Saints sidelines, the players and coaches are all losing their minds,
The Saints’ luck has run out they can’t execute one play, out of pure desperation we hear Sean Payton say,
“We can’t run, pass, or throw a decent block; our offense is a joke and our defense a croc!
The game is lost without any hope. Reggie Bush fumbles the ball like it’s a wet bar of soap”
The Vikings have talent and not monkey grease or shake bones, to help them frequently visit the gridiron endzones!
Another storm is coming to bring the Saints pain, it’s not another Katrina. It’s the Purple reign!
So Gris Gris, stir your pot and speak your silly rhyme but voodoo won’t help you …..not this time.
SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALERT: The Gris Gris man may pull a muscle from all his stomping, and shaking bones due to his efforts in vain to stop the Purple Reign! It will shock and shake up the Saints causing them to wander about the field like zombies!
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why didn’t you just post it as a reply to his FP?
I mean, you are literally saying that;s what it is, a reply to that …
You are right.
Puddnhead,
You are right. I never thought of that. However, I did want to draw attention away form the Gris Gris. That last game we played really stung. I think that is what I am going for, steal the Gris Gris thunder.
SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!!!
by North Ranger on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
However you posted it- I say well done.
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
not to change the subject, but
can someone explain to me what this means? “posts pictures of any sort of banner raising or any of the other pre-game stupidity” no kidding, I haven’t a clue what that means, not that I’m in danger or anything cause I don’t even know how to post anything except a comment…
BTW great righteous literature there, North Ranger! Chaos on the field of the anti-Saints!
There are people
That think it would be a wise idea to take pictures of the Saints raising their championship banner on Thursday night, and then come over to this site to post them here and rub our noses in it.
Small hint. . .none of those people are Viking fans.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that I've clarified
Let’s just let it be. I don’t want to further detract from North Ranger’s post here.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, so what if they do? We’re big boys, we can handle it.
In fact, I’m kinda worried now that we’re coming off like we’re not “big boys.” If Favre can say the hits on him were “just football,” like he did in the PC the other day, it seems like we should be able to “take some shots” like this, and in doing so, show we are above it.
Just my opinion. You don’t have to agree. Obviously.
by puddnhead on Sep 6, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually agree
but I think what Gonzo is trying to stop is the whole thread being over flooded with them. A couple and I’ll take it as trask talking but once you start getting more than 5 it just gets annoying. And Gonzo cant say well I’ll allow 5 people to do it and then I’ll cut you all off. Its more of stopping a problem that might happen before it has the chance
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
If it was our banner going up
You know, like it should be. . .I would discourage going over to CSC, APC, WCG, or any of the other sites to rub it in. Why? Because we’re adults.
Yeah, they won, and yes, the NFL scheduled this game so that the Saints and the rest of the league could rub the Vikings’ faces in it one last time. . .if they want to go all “nanny nanny boo boo” about it, they have their own site for that. Anyone that wants to post that kind of garbage here can piss off.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m sure there will be a few here, and I certainly hope it doesn’t get out of hand. My apologies if it gets out of hand.
Oh, it won't get out of hand
Trust me.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
I guess that settles that
World Champions at last
by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 7, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
OK, thanks for the response. If your drawing a line in sand like PHMF suggests, then its probably good foresight. Just hoping we don’t get too trigger-happy :)
By the way, the Vikings have nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing at all. We are the conference runner-up, and quite frankly we were the dominating in our “runner-updom” as any team has been in a long, long time.
I'm pretty sure they scheduled this game...
… to get high ratings and make a lot of money. Brett Favre and all that. Don’t they always try for a playoff game or Superbowl rematch in the Thursday night opener?
BCB free since 8/24/10 and happier for it.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Sep 6, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
In 2007
We got to kick off the season against the Colts. Does anybody remember how that game ended? Lets just say our former CB (that we picked up from the Colts during that offseason), well his nickname was “Toast”. I for one, am looking forward to the game, watching the whole thing from 7000 miles away, seeing the banner raised, and getting up at 2am for the whole thing. I have so dearly missed football, and my only regret to this game is that neither team os 100% healthy. I still hope to see a great game to kick off the season.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 3:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I was confused as well at first
but heres what it means
Just fill in Saints and take away all those titles
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Sep 6, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
AND HOW DID THEY GET THE NAME "LAKERS" ?!?!?!
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
NBA Nicknames
I’m not sure which is more ridiculous. . .Los Angeles Lakers or Utah Jazz.
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by Christopher Gates on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The Raptors must've been
around for a long time because I’ve never seen a Raptor in Toronto…. well then again I’ve never benn there.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
As an unfortunate Raptor fan it's possibly the worst name in pro-sports.
Check out this link and read the blurb on the creation of the Raptors and how the name was chosen. It’s pathetically funny. They should’ve stuck with the Huskies and there’s some talk about changing the name back.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Raptors
by CanadianViking on Sep 6, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha thats rich
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Sep 6, 2010 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you rather be named after a Spielburg movie or a Walt Disney movie?
I give you the “Mighty Ducks”.
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
I dunno
At least a Raptor sounds somewhat threatening. They’d just be kinda ridiculous if they were the Beavers, Tarantulas, or Terriers.
C’mon, what’s so threatening about a little yippie dog?
At least Dallas didn't keep the whole name "North Stars".
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
don't go there. don't go there. don't go there.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
oops, sorry. I went there.
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
It happened
When the team was moved from Minnesota. The Jazz were actually moved from New Orleans.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 3:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe the question may have been rhetorical.
But your post was probably still helpful to someone else.
Laker's
The Los Angeles Lakers franchise started out in Detroit in 1946 as the Gems. After one season in Detroit the team was sold and relocated to Minneapolis, Minnesota and the team’s name changed to the Minnesota Lakers. The motto of the state of Minnesota is the “Land of 10,000 Lakes”, hence the nickname Lakers for the team. The team again relocated, this time to Los Angeles, in 1960 and retained the nickname Lakers.
Yes and the Jazz started in NO
Then moved to Utah
World Champions at last
by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 6, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
and kept the Purple and Gold colors!!
I BELIEVE...
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 6, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha good post! Rec
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
Man...
I feel like I’m back to readin’ Doctor Seuss.
Next post for you Frost.
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
Which one.?
Red Fish, Blue Fish,
One Fish, Two Fish
The Saints aint got no dam wish.
Do you like Green eggs in Ham?
I do I do Brees I am.
Do you like it by a sack
Do you like it with a whack
Can you take it like a man,
Brees I am, can.
OK,Ok its not in iambic parameter but you get the drift.
"Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?"
Joe Kapp
by lifelongvike on Sep 6, 2010 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Obnoxious Saints Fans
I’m one of the apparent minority of Viking fans who think we need to stop whining and crying about late hits, dirty play, and such in last January’s NFC Championship game. Our team lost, and no amount of butt-hurt will change that.
Long story short, our o-line should have gotten “revenge” IN THAT GAME by protecting Favre, and our d-line would have seen if the refs indeed showed favoritism to the Saints if Allen, Edwards, and Williams HAD ACTUALLY GOTTEN TO BREES once in a while.
And how did all the “late hits” contribute to the twenty-seven Viking fumbles, and Favre’s last INT? Seriously, fellow Viking fans, I have to live around Cub fans, and prior to 2004 had to share an office with Red Sox fans, and I do NOT want to be associated with such a whiny, self-absorbed fan base as Red Sox fans were, and Cubs fans still are.
So, man up Viking fans…oh wait, what’s with all these douchebag Saints fans coming on here to gloat about their victory? Mumbo-jumbo voodoo curses? Really?
Alright, I’m still not in agreement with all the “we were robbed!” Viking fan posts, but coming on to our site to talk smack AFTER the game was won—in January no less—just reeks of sore-winning douchebaggery.
I actually wanted to congratulate Saints fans last January for finally making it to the Big Game, and I don’t blame their team for doing what it took to make it to the Super Bowl, but this behavior by Saints fans just makes me hope they spend another forty years in the wilderness.
I wonder how many of these “die-hard” Saint fans on a Viking site talking smack were paying attention all those years when their team wallowed in 1-15 seasons—not many, I bet. If you were to say “Archie Manning” to these people, you would probably get a blank stare, unless they happened to be Ole Miss, Tennessee, Colts, or Giants fans. To these smack-talking Saint fans, Ricky Williams was always a Dolphin, and Ditka only a Bears coach. Bandwagon-riding brethren of those “Pink Hat” Red Sox fans, that’s what most Saints fans are.
by Midnight Rambler on Sep 6, 2010 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree with you man.
Bad-winners don’t justify sore-losers or vice-versa. They won, we lost, and the rest of the details don’t really matter anymore. On a side-note the Saints fans that seem the most vocal often seem to be the ones who can’t name more than a few players on their own team. The die-hard Saints fans seem to have less to prove than the bandwagon fans when talking about their team. For example I met two girls this year that were “huge” Saints fans and weren’t able to name any Saints other than Brees, Shockey, and Sharper despite “watching every game”. Gotta love those true fans : )
by CanadianViking on Sep 6, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you know
Just like everyone else knows – All lawyers study the laws, Louisiana lawyers study the loopholes.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 3:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I gave my letter to Ray Edwards, he put it in his sack.
I’m really not in favor of whining.
If any cheap shots are attempted to be delivered to Minnesota on Thursday, I’ll just take my cue from a twist on that ’62 Elvis hit:
“Return to sender…”
…then they’ll understand.
:D
Love this response!
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- Dave Kellett
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