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Wincing the Night Away: Preparing to Watch the Vikings Rematch with the Saints

The Vikings faithful are counting down the hours, the minutes, and maybe even the seconds until the Minnesota Vikings face the New Orleans Saints on Thursday night to kick off the 2010 NFL season. If you’re bothering to read material on a Vikings blog site, then you don’t need to be told that this is kind of a big deal because, not only is it the first game of the season, but it’s also a rematch of the hard-hitting NFC Championship game when these two teams faced off in the Super Dome on January 24, 2010.

There are some things that I have had a hard time letting go of and just accepting over the years.

  1. That Milli and Vanilli were lip-synching. Admit it, "Blame it on the Rain" was a good song.
  2. That the disreputable musician I had a crush on a few years back did not crush back even though I went camping so I could see his sorry ass in concert. I hate camping.
  3. That Coke Blak did not catch on. Carbonated coffee—what’s not to love?
  4. That the Minnesota Vikings lost to the New Orleans Saints on January 24, 2010 at the Super Dome.

Join me after the jump for a little music and my reasons for wincing while watching Thursday’s season opener through my fingers.

Star-divide

It was a tough loss and I found it especially difficult to let go because it wasn’t so much that the Saints beat the Vikings, despite being out-played, but because the Vikings beat themselves between penalties and turnovers. The other thing that continues to haunt me and make it hard to let go is because it was such a costly loss in terms of injured players.

 

In that game Brett Favre got hit like a piñata. He took 16 punishing shots, two of them even garnering fines from the NFL. And, for as hard as it was to watch the game, the pictures of the big, purple bruises on his thigh and ankle were worse. It was hard to blame him for wanting to retire.

So The Favre* hobbled back to Mississippi and, in an uncharacteristic move, he did not immediately hold a tearful press conference to announce his retirement. Granted he didn’t say he would come back, but he played coy with the media. Eventually the Vikings got tired of that coyness though and sent Ryan Longwell, Steve Hutchinson, and Jared Allen down to chat, possibly drug him, and get him on a Minnesota-bound plane by any means necessary.

And now his first regular season game back in purple is against the Saints. Crap.

Gregg Williams, defensive coordinator for the New Orleans Saints, is known for coaching a blitz-happy defensive style that verges on thug nasty. Seriously, his players could work for loan sharks during the off-season because they know how to take out a knee like nobody’s business. I can’t imagine anyone would claim that players in the NFL don’t know the risks every time they step onto the playing field, but Williams is so outspoken about wanting to "send a message" every time the defense goes after a quarterback that he’s managed to raise eye-brows even in the hard-hitting NFL.

I’m not sure why, maybe it was because of the free-agency restrictions or maybe it was because of their draft position, but the Vikings did not do much during the off-season to improve depth on the offensive line—something they absolutely should have done to woo Favre back. Not only that, but Vikings center John Sullivan may not be on the field Thursday night because of a calf-strain. This would mean that on the night when the Vikings are facing a team that almost blitzed The Favre into a lasting retirement we might have a replacement at center, we’ll have a rookie next to him at guard, and we’ll still have the highly erratic Bryant McKinnie on the line. Maybe the Vikings should try keeping McKinnie focused by promising to take him to a strip club after the game if he does a good job. Positive reinforcement can work wonders.

And, while injuries to Favre were bad and have been talked about a lot as Thursday night’s game draws closer, Cedric Griffin and Sidney Rice are both still recovering from injuries they received during the NFC Championship game. It isn’t just Favre who’s still feeling the pain. In one game the Vikings lost a star receiver, a solid cornerback, and, nearly, their MVP quarterback.

That this rematch is coming at the beginning of the season could be good or bad. On the upside, the starters are as rested and healthy as they are likely to be all season. On the downside there is a fair chance that not only will the Saints' blitz attack on Favre become the template that all other teams will use this season to harass the Vikings offense, but the Vikings may also lose starters for the very positions where depth is the biggest problem.

However, no guts, no glory. So I’m going cross my fingers, don my lucky John Randle jersey, wear the Helga horns, and get ready to scream my heart out for my Vikings. But, just to be on the safe side, I may also stockpile some get-well cards and put Carl Johnson, NFL VP of officiating on my speed-dial. A girl's gotta hedge her bets.

I’m on a one-woman campaign to get The Favre to become Brett Favre’s semi-official nickname, the way Donald Trump is referred to as The Donald. Probably won’t catch on, I have a thing for lost causes, like Coke Blak.

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The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope :)

I’m just a little under that range—good guess!

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice write up.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

oh nice

"It’s not arrogance, it’s destiny." -RKO

by Vikant on Sep 8, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Nice read!

California Golden Blogs! To be grammatically correct, it`s "Sacramento!", not "Sacramento".

by Maisbikkja on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Skol Girl, our time will come!

No, not against the Saints… We’re toast. I’m predicting a Coke Blak comeback in about 15 years. Vikes will be 0-6 in the Superbowl by then. :(

by Chewbaca Uncircumsized on Sep 8, 2010 5:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

For a moment there...

I wasn’t nearly so worried about Thursday night’s game. I’m not sure I can wait the 15 years to drown any Vikings/Saints sorrows with a Coke Blak.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well done SKOL Girl!

Good recap and you’re right that it’s hard to forget that loss. You know the best medicine is for a Blitz? When they bring up their DBs guess where Favre is going? They’ll test him for sure, but when they do, they risk giving up big plays on the outside and across the middle. Bring it on “Aints!”

"Skol Vikings! Let's win this game Skol Vikings!

by DaRange on Sep 8, 2010 7:34 AM CDT reply actions  

So true.

It didn’t quite fit into this piece, but if you had seen only Bernard Berrian’s highlight’s from the NFC Championship game you would have thought the Vikings had won. He had his best game of the season easily, finally hitting a rhythm with Brett Favre. Berrian is healthy and has had a couple more weeks to work with Favre, so I’m hoping we can see a repeat performance of him bolting up the sidelines. And, I’m not sure, but aren’t the Saints corners a little beat up? If they are, then I like the match up.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you see your man Bernard last night?

Hope the link works but check out Minute to Win It on NBC – BB had a great night last night Tonight more Vikes and Saints Players are competing together with proceeds to charity…pretty cool.

http://www.nbc.com/minute-to-win-it/video/bouncing-to-big-bucks/1247484/

"Skol Vikings! Let's win this game Skol Vikings!

by DaRange on Sep 8, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

was a good show.

BTwice had a hottie for a partner too.

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 8, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw part of it!

I was trying to write while it was on so I was a little distracted. And Anthony Herrera and Visanthe Shiancoe are supposed to be on it too, right?

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup!

more tonite…

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 8, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

BRAVO!!!!!!!!

Marry me?

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!

Awesome job…….but Milli Vanilli? I don’t know! ;-)

As for me, I’m counting down the seconds until tomorrow. Cleaned the Purple wardrobs, Ordered a 50th Annv. Jersey, about to order and actual horn made out of the real thing and waiting for my nice big magnet to slap on the back of my truck. Ok, along with the Twins one too.

Bring on Thursday night! Bring on the Revenge! Do it “Sith” style, succumb to us or we do a “Order 66” on your ass! Do to the Superdome as AC/DC once sang……

You wanna come and I’ll meet you at the door
No one can stop us ‘cos we’re feelin’ too right
We’re gonna steal our way around tonight
Aye, aye, oh, shake your foundations
Aye, aye, oh, shake it to the floor

Bring it on, make that D go crying back to Pappa Williams wondering what just hit them!!!!!

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 7:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Woo-hoo!

I’m afraid it would be a burden on our marriage that I don’t share your love of baseball, despite having two World Series Homer Hankies. But other than that, you had me at 50th anniversary jersey…

Clearly I’m going to have to spend a little quality time with iTunes putting together a battle mix. Actually, I’m thinking about soundtracking the season—a different song for each week. Although the preseason debate of will Favre sign or not absolutely has to be “Should I Stay, Or Should I Go” by The Clash.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only Porter was a bit banged up

He will be a go. Greer is good to go. Jenkins replaces Sharper at FS.

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 8, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Reply fail.

Go up to your questions about the Saints Corners.

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 8, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad.

I had visions of Bernard Berrian running circles around them.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well in all honesty

Without the homer glasses. Our corners (Porter and Greer) basically shut down QB’s last season when they both were playing.

The Saints’ duo of Jabari Greer and Tracy Porter allowed one quarterback all last year to record a passer rating of higher than 80.0 when both cornerbacks were in the starting lineup.
It was Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl (88.5 rating), and Porter had the game-winning pick six off of him in the fourth quarter. Greer, quietly, emerged last season as a shutdown corner, and Porter wasn’t far off. If the duo stays healthy this year, the Saints’ pass defense will be a matchup to avoid.

I am hoping they can keep this trend going. Porter was a bit banged up and was limited in practice. Is probable to start.

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 8, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

A good corner is hard to find

A good player at corner is worth his weight in platinum.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Were they out there in the NFCCG?

Because if they were (and I honestly don’t know) they didn’t do a great job there…

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 8, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep they were.

Favre had a QB rating of 70.0

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 8, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the team put up over 500 offensive yards..

And found Berrian for 9 targets. Rice was shut down, but other than that…

by Frost on Sep 8, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was the stat wrong?

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

SWEET!!!

I’ll meet ya in Vegas at the Elvis Chappel! lol

Well, it was a debate between AC/DC’s “Shake you Foundations”, or their more recent “War Machine” so proudly advertised with Iron Man 2

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

What woman can refuse an offer like that? Hmmm, maybe I should stipulate Vikings season tickets in the prenup.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

And I’d second the Clash suggestion for Preseason.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

good one

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Thanks too youtube and some creative folks combining the whole song and the movie!

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOVE The Clash

Broke my heart when Joe Strummer died.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't get here fast enough!

Our defense is capable of putting some “remember me hits” (within the rules) on opposing QBs too. Just ask Rodgers or Romo.

by Vikes Fan on Sep 8, 2010 7:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Loved it.

I can’t tell you just how much I loved seeing Romo get tossed around like a rag doll last season during the playoffs. All the build up to that game was about how much momentum the Cowboys had, you’d think that actually playing the Vikings in the Dome was a mere formality because all the analysts seemed to think the Cowboys had it in the bag. But they didn’t. They lost big time. And I laughed my butt off. Although I have never liked the Cowboys (“America’s Team”? I didn’t vote for them, thank you very much.), now that I have an ex in Texas, seeing the Cowboys lose makes me just that much more gleeful.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

One is enough.

The rest of them are in the states of the union that God likes.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coke Blak?

Never heard of it. And I drink coke 24/7. Except for when I am drinking coffee. Where was I when this product came out?

Can’t wait for Thursday night. Nice write up for those of us who are always waiting for the other shoe to drop on our Vikes. And yet hoping for that ever elusive Super Bowl victory. Yeah, we’re schizo.

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Sep 8, 2010 7:57 AM CDT reply actions  

Exactly.

Nice to know there is another one of us out there. I feel a little like Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh only my little rain cloud is purple. Much as I hope for the best with the Vikings, I’m afraid to go giddy with optimism for fear of what will happen next.

Coke Blak came out…maybe four years ago? It was short lived.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great post welcome to the front page you got me pumped for the game SKOL!!!

by cali viking on Sep 8, 2010 8:13 AM CDT reply actions  

SKOL!

I’m so excited about the game, I think I’m going to have to run on a wheel like a hamster. Damn, I love football.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

skol girl

Good job…Coke Blak? You are probably to young to remember Rondo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_(soft_drink)
But as a kid I thought that stuff was the best and was crushed when they took it off the market, so I feel your pain. I can not remember ever trying Coke Blak, my loss.
Skol Vikes

it is better to be thought of as dumb then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Ben Franklin

by montana vikes fan on Sep 8, 2010 8:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Born too late.

I was too little to remember Rondo, too bad, sounds good.

Wasn’t that drink Surge also really short-lived too? I think they were trying to horn in on Mountain Dew’s turf. Didn’t work.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coke Blak

I have a (very expired) case at my desk. It was so good! It died so young!

by McCoubs on Sep 8, 2010 8:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Hmmm

Maybe we can bring it back? Worked for Justin Timberlake and sexy.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to Step Up

I think the Vikings have a statement to make, tomorrow, and I think they’re well aware of that. I hope they do just that, all game long.

I miss Coke Blak too, good stuff. Surprisingly, the Mickey D’s pizza was pretty good too.

Great write up, and congrats :) .

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!

by DCPurple on Sep 8, 2010 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Absoulutely

Oh, that would be fantastic! There is nothing I would like better than for the Vikings to go back to the Super Dome and exorcise the demons from that NFC Championship game.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you could watch it with a coke blak and a Mcy D's pizza in your lap..

There are many levels to nirvana. I want to hit everyone of them when I fall.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 8, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The View From The Stage Is Slightly Different, No?

Good first post, SG! But Milli Vanilli, seriously?

Of course, this coming from the guy that linked ‘Sad Eyes’, so maybe I’m not on good ground here.

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by Ted Glover on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 AM CDT reply actions  

And I still

have that song in my head Ted. Dang you!

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait 'till the next Stock Market Report

You’ll hunt me down and kill me. Allegedly.

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by Ted Glover on Sep 8, 2010 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

Might have to lock and load the SKS! lol

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling."

by VikesFaninNM on Sep 8, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stand by my statement.

“Blame it on the Rain” was a good break up song. It has mix-tape written all over it.

Blame it on the rain that was fallin’, fallin’
Blame it on the stars that did shine that night
Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very entertaining...

… and I might also say it is nice to have a woman writing something. Sports pages are usually just an incredibly boring sausage fest.

You definitely add something missing from most pages like this. Skol!

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Funny

To the person unacquainted with me, my love of football doesn’t seem to make sense because I’m such a girly-girl. I read Jane Austen books, paint my nails, don’t like camping…so guys feel the need to quiz me to see if I’m faking my deep love for the Vikings. Happens all the time.

Them: “You like football?”
Me: “Love it!”
Them: “Yeah, I just love it when someone gets a home run.”
Me: “Seriously? You’re going to quiz me? Fine. I remember exactly where I was when Tommy Kramer’s leg was broken, or how you could tell it was a good game when Scott Studwell was wiping blood on his uniform, or that my favorite player Jesse Solomon went to Texas in that ill-fated Herschel Walker trade, or that the Vikings sent Randy Moss to go train with Cris Carter right after they drafted him.”

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oddly enough it's rather common (anecdotally)

My best friends wife is a bit of a girly-girl with two exceptions. 1. She drinks Guiness 2. she loves football (unfortunately she’s a cheese-head).

by zebano on Sep 8, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is so true,

I remember that well.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 8, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

#&@*! I forgot the quote
how you could tell it was a good game when Scott Studwell was wiping blood on his uniform

That was so true, I remember it well.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 8, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Broadcast booth

Studwell was in the broadcasting booth for a while after he retired from playing and the other guys in the booth would joke when he’d get excited about the game that he was bleeding on his tie :)

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I seriously wish...

… I could get my wife just slightly interested in football. She finds it tiresome, and while watching it with me is trying because I’m so uptight and frequently shout at the TV, it is worse with her because she doesn’t watch it and starts asking me totally unrelated football questions.

This latter one is the worst. When it is 3rd and 6 in the fourth quarter, I really don’t want to be fielding questions from her about our daily routine, or hearing about her exercise class. I love her and will listen otherwise, but NOT ON 3rd and 6!

Hence I usually watch it at a sports bar, although that is also because I live in Florida and don’t even have cable TV.

By the way, I like football, Guinness (my beer of choice during the game), and I’m currently re-reading “Pride and Prejudice”, which I haven’t read since high school, but I am finding it rather good. I also don’t like camping.

I have never painted my fingernails, and I’m not a girly girl.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

what, not even a little bit of black emo-rocker nailpolish?

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what that is...

… so I think that means no.

I think as a kid once I used a marker and colored a nail in. Does that count? I suppose it probably does.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, it is just how some of the little punk rockers paint their nails black to show that they are either in touch with suffering or are hardcore. Hard to tell because the fact that so many of them look like they just bought a kit at Hot Topic kind of takes the hardcore out of the equation.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK still no...

… and frankly if it doesn’t have something to do with attracting girls, I can’t relate. And even then, that seems a distant memory.

For example, someone told me if I grew my hair long, it would attract girls. I grew it down below my shoulders. It might have worked, too, if I hadn’t otherwise still remained a doofus. The only concrete result was that a drunk fraternity guy in a bar accused my friend and I of being gay. At the time, it horrified me.

The hair phase lasted about one year. Then I went back to the boring look I’ve maintained ever since.

Tomorrow, I’m a crew cut (of what’s left) inhabiting a Vikings jersey.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been telling my kids for years

CHOOSE WELL
My wife is the greatest Vikings fan around She yells louder and cusses more about bad plays than any one else I know. When I first met her she was telling stories about her family breaking chairs during the Vikings games. I wanted to marry her after only one date how can a guy go wrong with a rabid Vikings fan! Choose well kids Choose Well

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."

John Wayne

by just another viking on Sep 8, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn...

… you could possibly be the luckiest man alive.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 9, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha...

you were ‘them’!!

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 8, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh what a good post topic!

Top ten things our wives/husbands/whatever do to annoy us (intentionally or otherwise) during the Vikes’ game.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 8, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife pukes at bourbon

But giver her Diet. Mt. Dew and vodka and she’ll dance her ass off all night! (Not the stripper way, my gal’s a classy lady!)

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up until recently

My drink of choice was actually Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort.

One of my co-workers from back in MS called it a “Comfortably Numb.” I’m not going to say no to a drink named after a Pink Floyd tune.

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by Christopher Gates on Sep 8, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here is the one I'm on now

Half Meyers rum (has to be this rum)
quarter OJ
quarter White grapefruit juice

tastes great on a hot day and no hangovers.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 8, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love it!

From one woman to another – SKOL!! Can’t wait to read more!!

by Vikesgal on Sep 8, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Skol!

Here’s to chicks who love football!

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pumped for this game

I can’t believe all the new found hype the media is portraying for the Packers lately. Where did this come from? I was expecting them to be on the nuts of the Cowboys/Jets/Colts, but the Packers? They’re not any different from last season really, I can’t understand how they’re ranked higher than the Vikes, but whatever. Brees better watch himself on the field on Thursday. You don’t think Jared Allen is pissed off about last year? That man is a beast and he’s going to tear Brees a new one. Season over for the Saints.

by cdubs3201 on Sep 8, 2010 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

conspiracy theory

I know that it is probably silly to suggest, but sometimes it really feels like the sports media get together and decide on what story lines they are going to push in the next season. And right now they are having a bromance orgy with Aaron Rodgers. I get it, the guy is talented and dishy. I could lose myself in those blue eyes, but last year he never got enough time to throw the ball because the Packers didn’t invest in his line. Sure, he’s good and he’s got people to throw to, but I’m not ready for the coronation just yet. If they had actually won their division or managed to beat the Vikings when they played in Lambeau I might be more impressed, but they didn’t.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look back last year...

… there was a lot of preseason hype about the Packers last year too. And in many respects, they were a good team. It isn’t totally misplaced. But, a good preseason last year made them trendy picks last year too.

The question is about their O-line again.

It all comes down to head-to-head. Both teams are good, will win most of their games. If we sweep the Packers again, that will shut everyone up.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be nice...

But I’m not gonna hold my breath. I love to think that if the Vikings swept the Packers again that it would shut everyone up, but they did it last year and we’re still heard how great the Packers were. Sure, they’re a good team, but how far did they go in the post-season? Hmmm…looks like some analysts ought to shut the hell up. And yet, they keep talking.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why so affraid?

Seriously. We dink around pondering all of the hard match ups the Vikes will face this year. Guess what? Even though we didn’t take home the Lombardi, we are THE MOST TALENTED TEAM IN THE NFL. Yes I said it. Those other teams have a lot more to be worried about us than we do of them. SKOL.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 9, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rec'd this to keep it up front

I like your write-up. I find your writing to be full of passion, have great points, show concern, and be anti-inflamatory to anyone that could possibly view it. As you know some of us Saints fans do make it around the SBN looking at different things. You are definitely a class act and I really appreciate this article very much. It was a pleasure to read, very well thought out, and as a Saints fan, I must say that I second the notion of “The Favre” as a nickname. I look forward to a good close game that will be a nail biter.

Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted

by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Sweet

Thanks so much! I like a good game with a good opponent and the Saints are definitely a good opponent. I was living in San Diego when the Chargers decided to go with Philip Rivers over Drew Brees. I couldn’t believe that one, Brees has a great completion rating because he knows how to throw to where a receiver is looking. And, he’s got a cannon for an arm. Passion I’ve got, beignets I don’t. Hook a girl up some time :)

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry Skol Girl, as a San Diego inhabitant, then and now...

… Rivers was easily the right choice for the Chargers at that time. If you go to the Chargers blog, the Moderator John has a great write up of most of the reasons why they dumped Brees. I respect Brees for his recent play, but imho, he is a system quarterback that would not be as successful without Payton. Saints fans that troll this blog, have at me.
People tend to forget that Brees was awful and somewhat Jacksonian for his first two years in SD before havng a good year in his (final) contract year, despite having the leagues best running back at the time (LT). Rivers will prove to be the better quarterback over time.

Other than that, great post, am recing, and hope to see more posts from you.

by San Diego Viking on Sep 8, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

weird how that happens

True enough, Sean Payton seems to be Brees’ Yoda. They are on the same wave-length. And, little Phillip Rivers has done plenty of good stuff so no complaints there. A friend of mine picked Sproles for his fantasy league—think he’ll have a good year?

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoyed the read...

But not the wincing. Good first post SKOL Girl.

It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

by Luft Krigare on Sep 8, 2010 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey

I’ll try not to wince, but no promises. Every time Favre takes one of those hits that pop ever vertebra in his back I cringe. But who knows, maybe the guys on the line will pull it together. I know that Adrian Peterson had said they were all working on their blocking skills.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

We fired our guns...

In Twenty-Ten we took another trip
Along with Colonel Klinker down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we beat the Saints all bloody in the town of New Orleans.

by Elgar on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought I would toss in the cool visual.LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsRK3DNoa_Q

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

by cryhavoc on Sep 8, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

… takes me back to college, listening to Johnny Horton. Not that I was a huge fan, but I remember I had a friend who had some tapes we’d listen too.

by HammeroftheGods on Sep 8, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skol Girl!!!!!

With the relatively minor problems of I was never that into Milli Vanilli (even before I knew they were lip- synching) and we root for different teams, you sound like my vision of the perfect woman.

I was all over Coke Blak though. I loved that stuff.

by Drew-Dat on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I have two non-negotiable restrictions in guys I date.

No Packers fans. No Cowboys fans.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

As that be the case, any plans for Saturday night??? Oh, I forgot. You live on the opposite side of the country. Damn the luck.

by Drew-Dat on Sep 8, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favorite quote

“Then a passionate celibacy is the best we can hope for.” -Oscar Wilde

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

“But a dirty mind is a wonderful gift”
                          - Oscar Wilde -

by Drew-Dat on Sep 8, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here eat this corn dog

Me.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 8, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

throwing this out there

Okay Mr. Dirty Mind, if the Vikings win on Thursday night I’ll throw a kiss in your general direction. Not sure which direction that is, but a person who knows my home-boy Oscar Wilde is worth that kind of effort.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you like Oscar Wilde,

here is a link to a cafe named after him in Minneapolis.

http://www.wilderoastcafe.com/index.php

I highly recommend the poofy omelettes.

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Sep 8, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side note

Is it just me, or does AP look a lot angrier every time he dons his helmet this year.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 8, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

You may be right.

Last year after the Vikings lost to the Saints he stood looking back at the Saints players celebrating on the field in the confetti. I don’t know if he was punishing himself or simply using it as motivation, but he certainly seems to be running like he has something to prove. However, that might have more to do with him wanting to reverse the dip in his ypc and his fumbles.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He might

Reverse the dip in YPC and fumbles and place said dip squarely upon the dented helmets and shattered clavicles of those attempting to tackle him high this year.

by Jepp The Viking on Sep 8, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favre effect

All the talk about whether or not The Favre was coming back took some of the attention away from AD’s fumble-itis. Only thing that is going to prove it is behind him is a good season.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Favre™

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love it! xoxo

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

you need to incorporate it into your body of work.
just open paren tm close paren

AVFN™

I BELIEVE...

by ArizonaVikingsFan on Sep 8, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice post way to make it to the front page...

I havn’t ever been onthe front page… But then I’ve never written anything original..

I wonder if that has something to do with it.

Anyway, we’ll whip the ever living crap out of em, I would say I was worried but then I would be lying. Personally, the Vikes just weren’t ready last year, they felt bad for the Saints because i’t’s so dang hot down there in the summer. This year they are done being nice though and are taking it to the house.

It's a lot easier to love the Vikings when they win...

by Grime on Sep 8, 2010 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks!

I’m seriously hoping for a win on Thursday night. Always feels better starting the season with a win.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen!

Skol Girl, you’re the best. I had you pinned for a mid-20’s male right up until you donned your Helga horns. I will have my fingers crossed as well. If you’ve listened to anything our players have been saying over the last couple of weeks, you’d know that the Minnesota Vikings will defend The Favre to the death. And if Nawlins takes any more cheap, “fine-able” shots at Brett, you better believe Brees will be on his ass every single time he drops back to throw. It’s time to get nasty. The game is going to rock my world.

"I run to daylight when I see an opening." - Adrian All Day Peterson

by bleedpurple426 on Sep 8, 2010 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

???

The Second part of her name didn’t tip you off that she was missing the Y chromosome?

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell

by Grumps on Sep 8, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I guess the song by Hot Hot Heat may have thrown you if you didn’t check the byline :)

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome on board!

But a little introduction of yourself would’ve helped a little more!

☠★☪My dream, is to see the Minnesota Vi♛s win a superbowl. USA- the land were dreams come true. ☀ ツ This is our ۩۩house۩

by UnBannedVikingholic on Sep 8, 2010 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Eh

I like to maintain an air of mystery. That’s why the fine folks who run DN are still letting me use the name Skol Girl.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okey dokey

Vikqueen :) thgt i’d neva use that!

☠★☪My dream, is to see the Minnesota Vi♛s win a superbowl. USA- the land were dreams come true. ☀ ツ This is our ۩۩house۩

by UnBannedVikingholic on Sep 8, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's okay

LOL and if you want to genuflect in my presence that’s okay too…

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

You Skol Girl with your bad self.

I’ve always wanted to say that…..corny, I know.

by KC612 on Sep 8, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Corny is fine with me.

I came up with Skol Girl as a screen name because some of the other Vikings-ish sounding names that I liked were already taken. But, I’ve come to embrace it.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about you'all but me and Baby Gothic went to hang out at Dollar Tree and Chuckie Cheese today .

We have started partying early . She bought a pair of Purple Capri’s for the Dolphin game .
    Cute story . I asked my 3 yr/old if she wanted to watch football with me . She turned to me and said , " Packers suck ! " God I love this little Gothic child of mine ! Don’t you ???

by gothicpurple on Sep 8, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Raising her right.

A tender and beautiful story of parent-child bonding, and hating on those mofos in Green Bay.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks :)

I’m gonna have to confess something, I have envy for the Who-Dat song. The Vikings don’t have anything quite like it. Makes me feel a teeny bit dirty, but damn, it is a good chant.

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett

by Skol Girl on Sep 8, 2010 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

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