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The End Is Near - One more chance for a Vikings Super Bowl Victory

Sven and Ole were raising heck in the lake while ice fishing. Well, it was the Love Bost times ten, Wild women, booze and some funny tabacco they never tried. Suddenly the ice gave way. There was a thunderous shaking and the ice just broke. It was doomesday 2012. The boys, for the error of their ways, went straight to hell.

One the 1st day Satan hears the boys whooping it up. Satan told them that this was hell. "What are you so happy for? " This is much warmer than International Falls "It is Vunderul. Tanks alot der Mr Satan.

Next day Satan turns up the heat and the same thing! Satan is furious. I put the flames on and your still happy? "Well heck yah der Mr Satan. Dis is one of dem dare lucky days, We had about 6 Walleyes in our bag when we fell down here and those nice flames made one heck of an open flame fish dinner. Uff Duh! Good stuff. Want some?" Saten is outraged and then thinks. I will turn down the temp so it is colder than Minnesota ever was.

Next day - Sven and Ole are going nuts! Yah Vikiings! Skol Baby! Gotta be happy on this fine day. Yes. Finally! (Sven and Ole hugging) Satan has had it! What is wrong with you guys? "Vell. a veek or so back some of dem damn Cheeseheads were on the lake and said the Vikings would win a Super Bowl when hell frooze over!" We did it!

The planets are on their paths my friend. On Dec 0f 2012 It is over! We have one more Super Bowl left. Earth crust dispalcement, flooding, earthquakes. etc. This will happen prior to the playoffs 2012. We must win now.

Clans. We must get out to a safe zone which according to experts must be 3000 feet above sea level. Vikings fans, gather weapons ammo, stockpile foods, tools and seed and animals to supply food for our village. Bring all the gootballs and equpment you can find We shall work together to survive. We shall grab the orphans and raise the children to reestablish out own teams to face other football survivalists, No free agency or trading. No salaries. We work together!. Our job is to ensure the future of the Purlpe Pride. We will take the great hunter Jared

The tribes of lesser teams shall; build around us. We(each teams survival community) we save as many of our players to keep the games going. It will be 7 on 7 football until we repopulate and we train the youngsters. Players must be willing to play both ways and we are allowed only 12. They must leave their wealth and donate to the communities survival. Bring their fancy 4 wheelers and man toys. Strip the lumber ftom any Lowes or Home Depot and chopper it to our site where we shall build. They will be one with the people.

Other football nations will build in the mountains about us. We will seek peace (except with the NY, Philly and Patriots clans. (they can fend for themselves and die as they don't have the comforts of the big city and media to rely on) Oh, Buffalo can make it Not really New york They will beg the little markets of hard working, outdoor loving, country type folks from our Hick cities of Mples, KC, Nashville, Carolina, Denver, Cleveland. and yes even the good folks from northern Wisc.The others can clamour to survive and then join the league.

Be ready DOOMSDAY IS NEAR ! Gather all your Vikings items for the great hall. Now, this will be football on a small scale to start but we often did 7 on 7 in the Spring. Weshall raise the children and grow back to 11 but gotnow we must take only 12 as the community has no room for a 53 man roster.

WE must choose the 12 to join us. Be strong. We will survive and save Vikings football and our DN clans.

Questions to ponder - Where should we consider the best place to build and continue the survival of out puple minded species?

Which 12 players join us? (I don't care who the other Villages take) We'll crush them! .

Think hard. Some have to play 2 ways A couple can play one way and on special team. Give me your reasons. All players are eligilbe recievers like our old back yard games.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ! Only one New Year left. (dramatic music playing)

We shall all meet in the vally almost every day for the great battle of a out home made stadium and field..

Vikings survivalists , help us plan.

Another holiday cornball post by REVENGE FOR WEBB

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