Moldy Oldies of the NFL

by Elgar on Oct 18, 2011 3:42 PM CDT

Rock around now with us as we turn back the clock to 1946 for this atomic blast:

Anybody here... seen the Cleveland Rams?

Can you tell me where they've gone?

Seems the good, they just die young.

I just looked around and they're gone.

Yes, they don't make 'em like that anymore:

As we approached Twenty-Fifteen, I asked my mother, where will they be?

Will it be L. A. or Arden Hills, here's what she said to me:

Kay, puck-ah, puck-ah. We're chicken to face the truth,

Or stare at our squandered youth,

What will be will be.

September October Song

Oh it's a long, long way

May to November

And the jig is up, once we reach December.

...So these few days I'll spend with you.

See the moving van?

Baby get a clue.

"History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme." -Mark Twain

You met another and Phfft! you were gone...

"No, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,

So you'd better be sure and listen close the first time." - Hee Haw

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uuuuuuhhh...HICKORY, DICKORY DOCK...

warcraft, you are my guitar hero !!!

by danny lloyd on Oct 18, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions

Ol’ Christian Ponder thought that he’d be a starter
got drafted in the first round when we all thought round 2.
Then good ol’ Spielman copped a big fat ol brain fart,
aquired McNabb and the Vikings were screwed!

chorus: Where oh where is Brett Favre tonight?
why did you leave us here all alone"
We searched the world over and thought we found true love
Starting Ponder Sunday gonna need some cold brew.

"Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by abba7 on Oct 18, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions

Prediction

Vikes- 31
Pack – 28

"Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by abba7 on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions

This guy is very optimistic.

Them – 35
Vikings – 20

"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State

by Alittlemore_cowbell on Oct 19, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions

and the beat goes on, drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain...

“Your hot dish gives me a thrill
But home cookin’ won’t pay my bills…”

The NFL’s Eric Grubman came to Minnesota, and said he was here to look into the stadium situation there. The NFL is concerned about a deadlock.

He said he is there in Minnesota because it is the most critical stadium situation in the NFL, and that is what he is focusing on.

So of course, another reporter asked him again about Los Angeles instead.

He said the NFL has been interested in Los Angeles for a long time, but there had never been a viable site, financing, and favorable legislation. He went on to say LA now has two viable sites, two sets of financing, and one set of favorable legislation in place with a second in the works, meaning the only missing ingredient is an NFL franchise.

Anyone having trouble connecting the dots, please raise your hand.

by Elgar on Oct 19, 2011 7:27 PM CDT reply actions