Surgeon General's Warning for Vikings Fans: Watching or following any Vikings game this year poses a very serious health risk. Potential side effects are liver disease from excessive consumption of alcohol, blunt force trauma to the skull from the maddening insanity at the inability to covert a 3rd down in the second half, voice loss from excessive screaming at the completely inept blocking of the seemingly immobile objects commonly referred to as the "offensive line" and potential bouts of temporary insanity from the mind boggling inability of the coaching staff to call a game.