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Oakland Raiders at Minnesota Vikings, Nov 20, 2011 12:00 PM CST


OAKLAND RAIDERS (5-4)
GAME 10
MINNESOTA VIKINGS (2-7)

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Date: 20 November 2011
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Time: 12:00 PM Central
Stadium: HHH Metrodome
TV: CBS
DirecTV Ch. 704
Know Thy Enemy: Silver and Black Pride
Gonzo's Prediction: Vikings 24, Raiders 21
Final Score: Raiders 27, Vikings 21


Yes, ladies and gentlemen, another Sunday of football is upon us. At this point, while knowing that the Vikings probably don't have a heck of a lot more wins coming this season, we can hope every week that they can screw things up for the teams that do, starting this week against a very worthy opponent in the Oakland Raiders. The Raiders are part of an AFC West race that, by the end of the day on Monday, could see all four teams with 5-5 records. The Vikings, on the other hand, are in the best division in the NFL and are already looking at playing for draft position, looking at having to blow up basically their entire operation and start over from scratch.

So, what do the Vikings have to do to pull off what would be a considerable upset in this one?

1) Peterson, Peterson, Peterson - Yes, Adrian Peterson is really good. We know that. Everybody knows that. Knowing that and doing something about it, however, are two different animals. The Raiders are 25th in the National Football League against the run this year, allowing 132.4 yards/game and an average of 5.2 yards/carry. That latter ties them for worst in the NFL in that department. With the Vikings' defense in the state it's currently in, their best bet is to shorten the game with Peterson. This will be the first time that Adrian Peterson has ever faced the Raiders. . .the last time these teams played in 2007, he was nursing a knee injury. . .so we'll see what he's got for the Silver and Black.

2) Keep taking care of the football - You know which team has committed the fewest turnovers in the National Football League thus far in 2011? Why, the answer is none other than your Minnesota Vikings, who have just eight turnovers this season through their first nine games (five interceptions thrown, three fumbles lost), and have an overall takeaway/giveaway ratio of +4 on the season. In fact, there are fourteen teams in the NFL this year with positive take/give ratios. . .13 of them have winning records. Minnesota does not. In any case, the Raiders are currently at -5 in the take/give figures, having given the ball away eighteen times this season, with fourteen of those coming via the interception. If the Vikings can take care of the football while forcing a turnover or two in this one, it will go a long ways towards an upset victory.

3) Stay focused - Yes, the Vikings took a butt-whipping last week, and they've had a short week to get back on the horse and try to prepare for the Raiders. Oakland, on the other hand, hasn't played since November 10, when they beat the Chargers on Thursday night football. These are the sorts of times that your veteran leadership. . .guys like Jared Allen, Steve Hutchinson, and so forth. . .needs to step up and tell everyone else to keep their heads up and to fight until the final whistle. The Vikings might not win a lot going forward in 2011, but they can sure as heck be competitive and not mail it in like we've seen teams do in the past.

For this one, we obviously get the pleasure of keeping an eye on Peterson and Allen as they pursue personal marks. Allen is still on pace to set the single-season sack record, and he's going to have his work cut out for him against a Raider offensive line that has only allowed 11 sacks so far this season. Peterson, on the other hand, is still chasing the Vikings' career rushing record. He is currently 190 yards behind Robert Smith, which means that he's going to get that record this year (barring injury), it's just a matter of when. While I wouldn't expect him to get it today, by any stretch, he could take a step towards it against what has been a soft Raider run defense. The funny thing about Peterson getting the record is that it took Smith eight seasons and 98 career games to amass those stats. Peterson is going to break his record before he concludes his fifth full season in the league.

We've heard all the "Suck for Luck" or "Fall Flat for Matt (Kalil)" stuff over the past few weeks. While high draft picks are nice and everything, screw that. I'm hoping for as many wins as possible from here on out. The draft picks will sort themselves out later on.

SKOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VIKINGS!!!!

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First time ever! I hope we win today!!

by twinsvikesfan on Nov 20, 2011 10:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

That's the way we see it coming at us too. The Raiders Defense is Jekyll Hyde but not random as to which manifests

Our D generally plays poorly after a delay (bye week, Thursday night game) and after a win (feast-famine syndrome). However, the Raiders as a whole play well when they need to, i.e. to keep the 1 game divisional lead. Now that Denver upset NYJs, Oakland must win this one or sink into the list of indistinguishables. Therefore, I expect Mr. Hyde, that’s probably the positive Raider character on Defense. The O will be fine if we protect Carson Bomber.

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"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST reply actions  

is that 2 interceptions now?

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Haha sorry

My browser didn’t post the 1st one.

by Jepp The Viking on Nov 20, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Vikings 27 - Raiders 13

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Well argued.

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Sons- of-Blanda

that’s a great Raider name!

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Gratitude

S-O-B: ITS HOW I ROLL, DEAL WITH IT.
"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Reminder

In case you didn’t see the FanPost, here’s how to react when our favorite loser comes a-callin’ this afternoon.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST reply actions  

No

The human herpes virus that keeps posting the same stupid picture here every week.

If you haven’t seen it before, you’ll know it when it happens.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah gotcha that was a semi joke.

I know who you are referring to. Pretty sad life where you count down the time until you can post the same trash every week.

by Jepp The Viking on Nov 20, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, when you're a loser

Those are the sorts of things that you partake in.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Inactive Lists For Both Teams

Raiders

OL Bruce Campbell
QB Jason Campbell
WR Jacoby Ford
CB Chris Johnson
RB Darren McFadden
QB Terrelle Pryor
RB Manase Tonga

No real surprises here. . .but there is a big one on the Minnesota side.

Vikings

S Husain Abdullah
WR Stephen Burton
CB Chris Cook
LB Erin Henderson
OL Anthony Herrera
OL DeMarcus Love
DE D’Aundrae Reed

Yes, no Erin Henderson for the Vikings today. Not sure who’s going to get the start in his place. . .maybe Onatolu. As soon as I hear anything, I’ll pass it along.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST reply actions  

That's 4 starters for us but Palmer more than makes up for Campbell and Bush is not far behind DMC

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"I made a trade for Seymour. ..I thought it was a great trade. Still do. [Al Davis 1/2011]
"I love to win, even against my daughters, I want to win" Hue "Action" Jackson 8/19/11

by Sons-of-Blanda on Nov 20, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I love the Vikings

And I love wearing my Jersey after a big win. But at what point do we not mind losing so much because it increases our draft slot? Because come April, if we have the 5th pick due to one game better than whoever, and we lose out on Matt and Martin, is anyone gonna care that we beat Oakland?

I do wanna say that in no way am I an advocate for tanking, because I’m highly competitive but at some point we just have to look at the bright side.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

The losses are going to bug us, regardless

We always want our team to win, obviously. But you don’t get to draft a truly transcendent player unless you suck. It happened when we got Adrian Peterson.

I know we’re not competitive now, but the losses will still bug us. . .they just might not bug us as much, I guess.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Thats what

I was thinking as well. I’d rather suck horribly for 1 or 2 years and get great players up front and then be competitive. Then be mediocrely competitive, but never having enough to get you over the hump.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 20, 2011 11:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly !

I’ll be pissed if they win themselves out of a top-5 pick and miss the best lineman of the draft.

by chaosg on Nov 20, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions  

High picks don't guarantee great players, while it helps your chances

it’s still a game of roulette. I wanna see this team come out, play hard and kick the shizz outa Carsen Palmer. GO VIKES!!

by DananHughesUrDaddy on Nov 20, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

But high picks

Increase your chances especially in a strong draft IMO. We have the chance to come away with
Khalil/Mcnutt
Martin/Mcnutt
Decastro/Mcnutt
Reiff/Mcnutt
As you can tell, I’m 100% fully aboard the MTwice train.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 20, 2011 11:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I hear ya'

and I guess that if we’re going to win another game or two, it’s better that the wins come from inter-conference games.

by chaosg on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Ponder

17 for 28 , 197 yds 1TD, I Int – A.P. 131 yds rushing (really hope Ponder runs a few quick screens today.)

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions  

Interesting note.

Cam(puter) Newton puts of gaudy numbers, but it seems like he is very easy to rattle. If you think about it, winning has been easy for him since high school, and now that he is put on a struggling team it is affecting his psyche. He’s pushing too much and not reacting well to the pressure if you carefully examine his demeanor in press conferences/quotes. I think our guy, CP, has had to battle more adversity throughout this career and therefor what you see is what you guy. A guy with less physical talent than the likes of Cam, but a much better head on his shoulders and heart in his chest.

by Jepp The Viking on Nov 20, 2011 11:20 AM CST reply actions  

Totally agree, I'll take Ponder over the long haul everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.

I think he’s a much better “character” guy, and I think his FB IQ is much better than Cam’s.

by DananHughesUrDaddy on Nov 20, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else see

Favre’s nephew (also Favre) score a rushing TD last night for Mississippi St.?

Kinda creepy seing those letters on a player so young and spry.

by Jepp The Viking on Nov 20, 2011 11:22 AM CST reply actions  

Dylan Favre

Think that’s him, anyway.

Actually did a quick story about him a couple years ago when he was quarterbacking in Mississippi high school football.

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2009/12/5/1187349/favres-nephew-leads-st-stanislaus

Hell of an athlete. . .bit on the smallish side, but a hell of an athlete.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Quick question since we have a half hour to blow.

Yesterday CCNorseman wrote this on a thread:

We’ll have cap space next year

Assuming they cut ties with McNabb and Winfield (two guys in the top 5 of cap space), we’ll have plenty of cap space to work with.

I’d like to bring up someone else. Does anyone think that it might be time to replace Longwell (after the season)? He’s been great during his time here but his leg isn’t what it once was and I certainly there has to be someone out there much cheaper who can kick farther. These are the contract figures that CC linked.: (It’s really interesting)

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/minnesota-vikings/

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

I say one more seasin with longwell while we develop a new kicker

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe we should kidnap Janikowski while he's here

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I swear I guy has a bionic leg

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

*the

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Hell of a kicker

Al Davis was still crazy to use a first-round pick on the guy, but as far as range, I don’t think anyone in the league is even close to him.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I dont see why everyone hates tomy romo so much

dude’s a nice guy

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

I don't get it either.

other than jealously.
He’s the starting QB of the cowboys, and he dates hot, famous women.

I hear he’s a good golfer too…all the more reason to hate I guess! :)

by chaosg on Nov 20, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Onatolu To Start

In Erin Henderson’s spot today.

Believe it’s his first NFL start, so congratulations to him.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

any other first starts?

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't know

He was on the injury report as questionable with a hammy. Must have been serious enough to sit him down.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, don't mind seeing the young guys get the start

except, of course, when it’s over an injured young guy.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

how is oakland beating us a upset pick?

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

I suppose

because they are in first place.

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

wait - I think you have that backwards

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

no I dont think I have it backwards

in fox game picks one of the upset picks were raiders over vikings

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what the official line was to be honest.

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha

thank you. It’s only that close cause we’re at home most likely.

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Kevin Harlan on the play-by-play

Might actually keep the volume on CBS up here. Harlan is one of the great play-by-play voices anywhere.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 11:54 AM CST reply actions  

so used to hearing him in basketball

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Voice of the Timberwolves when I was in college. Bad basketball made better by a great announcer.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He may be the best active play-by-play guy.

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Nov 20, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

GET OUT OF BED COWBELL!

It’s game time!

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 11:59 AM CST reply actions  

And we are underway!

Raiders won the toss and deferred, so the Vikings get it first.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:02 PM CST reply actions  

oppents always seem to defer the kick against us

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

how to you false start at home?

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

on the first play

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Richard Seymour didn't start

He wasn’t on the inactive list, but he’s not starting.

The Raiders are also starting. . .Lito!

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

But he is playing

Just not starting. He’ll be more of a situational guy today.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

thats gonna be a little short

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Link?

Anyone can hook a Hawaii viking fan with a link for the game?

by nadrojchingy808 on Nov 20, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Uh, any streams? Any one ?Bueller?

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Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Nov 20, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Kluwe with another one inside the 20

Out of bounds at the 14.

First and 10, Raiders.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

ej is lost in coverage

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Nov 20, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

for a few years now. :-(

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Nov 20, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Benny Sapp!

Nice tackle!

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Don't understand

How they don’t start Ballard again over a guy who’s been invisable all year.

by Dodger48 on Nov 20, 2011 12:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Benny! Benny!

Benny! Benny with the jets!

I’m reaching already. It might be a long afternoon.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think Boss was down

We caught a break there

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

he was down

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Greenway sighting!!!!

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Greenway with the sack!

He’s out there after all!

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Chad Greenway removes cloak of invisibility!

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

sack greenway

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

YEAAAAH!

Greenway with the sack! BOOM

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Wow a coverage sack?

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

meh

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The receivers were on “Sapp Island” :)

by chaosg on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching the replay

Not sure where Allen was lined up on that one. Was he to the inside?

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

He dropped back in coverage

it was a stunt.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And I'm talkin' bout Jared!

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Asher?

I would think he’d have to be outside, but if you think I’m rewinding and missing this autotrader.com commercial, you are sadly mistaken.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

No

The Allen that’s usually bringing quarterbacks down. (-:

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that guy

My bad.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

back to the Vikings opening series

It’s all those penalities that are killing momentum and losing games. Damn it!

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, Greenway just became visible!

About time a linebacker put the fear into the other team…

by liveforadrenaline on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

Vikings are already out of the Luck Sweepstakes.

Indy will not win a game this year. Book it.

So, I see no reason not to pull for a win today.

by Midnight Rambler on Nov 20, 2011 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

In terms of appearance only, not ability (yet)

dude gives off a Tark vibe, doesn’t he?

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Tarkenton was before my time.

I would have said Gannon.

Hopefully without the maddening inconsistency.

by Midnight Rambler on Nov 20, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice job by Ponder

I haven’t seen a Christian run like that since my days at the Roman Coliseum!

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I actualy HaHaHaHa'd too

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a Tebow joke lurking here somewhere.

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by Odin on Nov 20, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Christian Vick!

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Without the dog killing!

We got ourselves a deal!

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh

Christian looks a lot like Kyle Boller. Lol

by Dodger48 on Nov 20, 2011 12:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

what the heck?

Gonna have to disagree with that one hahaha

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

They showed some quick shot

And it was Ponders name but they showed Boller.

by Dodger48 on Nov 20, 2011 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow, Hutch got blown up

And he was holding. Oh. My.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

I did not know kyle boiler was also Christian Ponder

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by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Blow to the head or facemask

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

Sack by Kelly

But since he dragged him down by the face mask, that’s going to be a first down for Minnesota.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

Everyone on the o-line has been bear bad once

except Sully already. Yikes.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Berger just got toasted

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

blow to the head there first down

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Two personal fouls in a row on the Raiders

Helmet-to-helmet on Curry.

Jeebus.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Dirty.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

That unnecessary roughness against Oakland

looked questionable, but I’ll take it.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

HARVINNN theres a flag

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

SHIT

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Percy is the man

Penalty Nooooooooooooo

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

No freaking way

These refs are something else… “a flag on every play, today”

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Holding on Jenkins

Takes away what would have been about a 40-yard TD run by Harvin.

Didn’t see a hold there.

What a poorly officiated game this has been so far, and we’re only ten minutes in.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Jeez refs.

Terrible calls going both ways this game.

by Crosseyes on Nov 20, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Frazier showing mass emotion over there!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

:|

haha

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh

Just cant take a loss like that there, bad play call

by Ryan Aeschliman on Nov 20, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

how does the go ref make that call from the goal line.

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Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Nov 20, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Nice throw by Ponder

But he probably could have run for a first down there.

Camarillo should have had that one.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

dammit cameltoe

that was catchable

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

That's on Frazier

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Frazier didn't go from second to fourth down in one play.

That is on the officials.

Whether Frazier needed to call time out to fix it remains to be seen.

by Midnight Rambler on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

And the refs have it as fourth down on the field, when it should only be third.

If the Vikings end up losing a time out for this, I’m gonna be pissed.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

and they did

Who said life was fair?
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by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate to break it to you

by somethinglikeatarmonster on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

kevin harlan

“they better get their shorts on straight”

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by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

They better give

the Vikings that TO back…. what the hell kind of amateurs are reffing this game?

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Holding penalty was a spot foul

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Penalty on the Harvin TD run

was 10 yards from the point of the foul, and a do over on downs. It resulted in a first and 2.

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by Ted Glover on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Uhhhh.......

Comedy of errors so far. I don’t know which is worse, the refs or the O-line.

by Crosseyes on Nov 20, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

whaaa!?

that shouldn’t be counted. but it probably will.

by dixter20 on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

The refs are making this game hard to watch.

Time to heat up last night’s leftover pizza from Psycho Suzi’s.

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by Odin on Nov 20, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

wow..I hate Mike Carey and his crew so much

It seems we have him for EVERY game too..there’s always at least one head scratching call made when his crew is there. Oh they got the down wrong? Wow..well let’s make the Vikes use a timeout to get this stuff figured out..give me a break

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This isn't Mike Carey's crew...

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by free7694 on Nov 20, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not Mike Carey

That’s Jerome Bogar.

Who doesn’t have any idea what in the blue hell he’s doing.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

are those two brothers?

The seem like the same guy..maybe I’m crazy

by PURPpplEATER on Nov 20, 2011 12:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Um...they're both black...

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by free7694 on Nov 20, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude i'm not racist

Doesn’t mike carey have kind of a lisp too? Or have I just been mistaking the two for years? Either way you have to love the accentuated calls..especially holding

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I know

I just never pass up an opportunity to post that gif

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by free7694 on Nov 20, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

they did the right thing!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

What quarter is it? Who's on first? Where am I?

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

Good

We didn’t get charged the time out.

First thing this crew has gotten right all day so far.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

flag again!!!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

on Chokeland!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LAUNDRY

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Nov 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

First down, Vikings

And another personal foul against the Raiders.

I don’t know what the record for most personal fouls in a game is, but the Raiders might be on pace to break it.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

BA-CHING!!!!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

YEAAAAHHHH!

Wow this is ridiculous. The Raiders are personal fouling it all over the place. Dirty freaking Raiders much?

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Not dirty

But very undisciplined

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by free7694 on Nov 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeebus.

I wanna know how many yards we got from penalties that drive…. I almost feel bad getting that TD.

by Crosseyes on Nov 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

I feel almost as bad

As when we got penaltied to death against Green Bay… but not really.

by liveforadrenaline on Nov 20, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does this team have a losing record?

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Better question

How are the Raiders 5-4?

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by free7694 on Nov 20, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent question right there

Answer = AFC West

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

No making fun

of the Denver Tebows!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

DO you have the time?

I could write a harry potter sized book on this season alone

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by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

How many licks

Does it take to get to the center of lollipop?
These are the questions that haunt us.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 20, 2011 12:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN, VIKINGS!

Adrian Peterson finds the end zone for the 11th time this season!

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

AP!

I’m so sick of the Raiders already. On their website they’re all moaning about the flags and how unfair they are…so dumb.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair

The roughing the passer and defenseless receiver hit were both pretty bad calls. But then so was the missed horsecollar. And it would’ve been if the Vikes were robbed a down. These refs are just incompetent in general.

by Crosseyes on Nov 20, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

it was incorrectly called not a bad call

should have been called a helmet to helmet personal foul not a defenseless receiver personal foul, still needed a flag there

by Ryan Aeschliman on Nov 20, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

special teams fix it now

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by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Lions are falling apart.

And it’s SWEET.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

Why

They need to beat the packers

by jayj55405 on Nov 20, 2011 12:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'd be fine if they beat the Packers,

but I’d rather see them fall apart to be honest. Maybe even beat them in the division final standings. That’d be amazing.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

come on DDDDDDDDDDDDDD MAN UP

by cali viking on Nov 20, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

I hate how Ced Griffin tackles,

he ALWAYS backs up and just gets bowled over.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

did you see that hole? unacceptable

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by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

Fred Pagac

“It’s okay, we have a lead! Prevent defense now!”

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

geeeesh tackle

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by PurpleValhalla on Nov 20, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Kevin Williams

big pippin’!

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Darn you, auto correct!

Supposed to be big pimpin’.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hold them to a field goal!

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

there's that running threat

carson palmer

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by PurpleValhalla on Nov 20, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

We really haven't rattled Palmer's cage yet

He’s got a pretty good pocket to work from, but if I was their coach I would be running the ball even more…

by liveforadrenaline on Nov 20, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah!

Field goal! There we go!

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

dude

why so excited about their fg I know it wasn;t a td but try and restrain yourself

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by PurpleValhalla on Nov 20, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay...

you can’t blame me. The typical 2011 Vikings would have let up a TD there. Not like I’m excited they’re scoring 3, more like excited that they’re not getting 7.

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by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

There we go A stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cali viking on Nov 20, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

I don't see how Lovie Smith

is allowed to coach both the Bears and the Raiders.

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

Awesome!

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m seeing more fire under the secondary for sure

by liveforadrenaline on Nov 20, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hurry, before it's too late!

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

actually

Kind of impressed with Benny sapp today so far.

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Nov 20, 2011 12:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Me too

they look fairly fired up.

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by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas is an offensive line that can block for longer than .01 seconds. Sincerely, Christain

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Huge improvement with Sapp being there...

awesome because he’s a familiar face too.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

WTF was that

Jesus M Christ (Thank him for AD though)

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

AP down

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOO!

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Nov 20, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, hell

That’s not good.

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

Dear Lord,

please tell me AD is okay.

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

AP hurt?

What happened?

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

Ankle

got rolled-up on, twisted it pretty bad.

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Toe dragged on the turd with a defender on his back leg. Tweaked ankle.

by Jamie Penick on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

rolled up on his leg.

We’re out of contention – sit him out and let’s see what Toby has.

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome run!!!!!

"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg

by abba7 on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

oh god

please let it not be as bad as that looked

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Nov 20, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

New RB, # 7 C Ponder

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

OH CRAP

I logged back on just to say that.

by Midnight Rambler on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

AD Ponder

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

by JethroBoViking on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

Second quarter thread

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2011/11/20/2575752/oakland-raiders-at-minnesota-vikings-second-quarter-open-thread

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by Christopher Gates on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

god is a very cruel man isnt he?

Who said life was fair?
When I find that person I'll beat the hell out of him

by Vikant on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

That was blatant

I was already ranting cause I thought they missed it.

by Oi Oi Boy on Nov 20, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

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