Keeping Hope and Humor Despite the Record
Here we are again, looking at another Minnesota Vikings' loss after a game they could have won. Really, it's amazing to me that the Vikings could play as sloppy a game as they did on Sunday at the Metrodome and still have had a chance to win. Somehow this season, regardless of how strong they may have started or the lucky breaks they might have gotten on calls, the Vikings found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in all but two games. Sometimes it seems like the Vikings work harder at losing than other teams work at winning.
The 2010 season was a surprising disappointment for Vikings fans hoping for a repeat of the thrilling 2009 race that left the team and fans heartbroken just one game shy of the Super Bowl. But in comparison to the now accustomed disappointment of the 2011 season, I find myself missing 2010--at least it was interesting.
Later this week America is going to observe a holiday set aside to give thanks and it made me wonder what we as disheartened Vikings fans can be thankful for even in the midst of a crap season. What do fans have to hold onto to help them keep some hope and some humor despite the Vikings 2-8 record?
Here are a few of the things I came up with:
- No matter how rough this season is, there are only six more Vikings games left to go. The 2011 season can't torture us indefinitely. Right now, I find that oddly comforting. Eventually this season will end and, I can hope, that next season will be better.
- The NFL knows that keeping teams competitive makes for a better entertainment product, so teams with lousy records get high draft choices. Which is really great because fans need something to give us some encouragement. Even though the Vikings' record stinks it's good to know that if the draft were held today, the Vikings would pick somewhere in the top four. Fingers-crossed, the Vikings invest in the offensive line.
- And, thinking of first round draft picks, the Vikings' first round pick in the last draft is getting a lot of game experience. As far as learning goes, there's nothing like NFL game-experience and Christian Ponder might as well get that experience when the team doesn't have a reasonable expectation of making it to the playoffs. What we've seen so far has inspired some cringing and a lot of interest, giving us a reason to keep watching in 2011.
- Players still care about winning. It would be hard to believe that all the Vikings players are still giving their all and playing with their heart in it when the team's record is 2-8, but many of the team leaders continue to give an all out effort. Adrian Peterson plays all out every game, no matter what the score board or the team's record might show. So do Jared Allen and Percy Harvin. While dynamic playmakers and leaders like Peterson, Allen, and Harvin are still giving their all, there is reason to believe the team will win more than two games this season.
- Most importantly, no matter how bad the 2011 Vikings season may get, I know that here at DN I'm part of a community of hardcore Vikings fans who won't give up on the team and will find the humor in the situation. Heaven knows we need to keep our collective sense of humor, otherwise our team sitting at the bottom of the NFC North for back-to-back seasons could drive us crazy.
And in the spirit of keeping our sense of humor despite our team's record, I'd like to suggest a little contest. To a slightly lesser extent than the 2010 season, the 2011 season has a certain melodrama and tainted-love quality that the Twilight Saga can only envy. So, it seems like the season needs a soundtrack, we could call it Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 or something. At any rate, here's the idea--I'll toss out a topic and then you, the witty and charismatic readers of DN can submit your musical choices. My panel of experts and I will choose the song that we think best fits the topic or makes us laugh the most. If your song is chosen, you're king/queen of the site for the day. Okay, maybe not king/queen of the site, but we'll give you kudos and tell everyone we think you're really cool.
If you want to submit a song for the topic, then in the comments share the song and artist, a link to the entire song, and your two cents about why your song choice is awesome. Lobbying your song is encouraged, hating on other people's choices is not.
So, without further ado, here's the topic, give me your choice of the best song for the Vikings' letter to Governor Dayton about a week ago.
Note: Alittlemore_cowbell pointed out that I completely forgot to say what the deadline for song submissions would be or when you'd find out whose song won. My bad. If you want to submit a song, the deadline is Tuesday 9pm central time and I'll post the results on Wednesday. Something to see when you're counting down until Thanksgiving.
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Song choice!
Misery by Maroon 5.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g6g2mvItp4&ob=av2e
Not gonna, lie, I got this idea when you threw up “Ultimate Misery Mix 2011”…but I do think this song is perfect for the whole Zygi Wilf-Governor Dayton relationship. I laughed when I thought about if this was Zygi singing this to Mark Dayton about needing a new stadium and how Dayton won’t follow up on his promises, because it actually kind of makes sense..
Here are a couple parts that made me laugh:
“I am in misery
There ain’t nobody who can’t comfort me, oh yeah
Why won’t you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah”
and
“You say your faith is shaken, and you may be mistaken
You keep me wide awake and waiting for the sun
I’m desperate and confused, so far away from you
I’m getting there, I don’t care where I have to roam”
Anyways…my two cents!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Outta my head you!
I’ve had Maroon 5 stuck in my head all day. Different song though—there’s just something about “Moves Like Jagger”.
As for “Misery”, really captures the love/hate dynamic between the Vikings and the Minnesota politicians.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I know, right?
Something about Maroon 5 always makes them catchy.
And expect Zygi Wilf to be singing this if a stadium deal doesn’t get done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdt6NTjhtU
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
And again...
Outta my head you ;-) Been thinking that for an age.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Adele
Rolling in the deep
Ponder to Harvin for 6!
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Nov 21, 2011 7:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha
that’s a good one!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Another tainted love neo-classic.
I like.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
How 'bout that Nilson "classic"?
Used to have it on an old l.p. album. Was “You’re Breaking My Heart. You’re Tearing It Apart, So F#$@ You.” LOL
Find me a link and I'll check it out :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
This one is way too serious
But perfect to send to Dayton. Plus P.O.S. is a Minneapolis dude.
P.O.S. “Yeah Right”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjdQwiz3JpE&feature=relmfu
"Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time."
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
I can see it.
If Dayton and Zellers mess things up with the Vikings, a lot of people are going to be singing that tune.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
All Along the Watch Tower
“There must be some way out of here,” said the joker to the thief, “There’s too much confusion, I can’t get no relief.”
The way out is the experience the younger players are soaking in playing along side Allen, Peterson, Hutchinson and Harvin. Ponder will be better for it next year. The dismal win-lost record’s silver lining is the draft in April without the “confusion” of a lockout to disrupt OTAs and other team workouts and conditioning. Frazier, e’tal will have a full season to work with the team and (fingers crossed) mold them into a disciplined, mentally tough team in all phases.
The great thing about the NFL is that “there is always next year”. I have chanting that mantra since the end of the 1961 season with a very promising young quarterback named Fran Tarkenton. Let’s also hope the Minnesota legislature pulls their collective heads out of the dark places and makes it possible for the franchise to remain the Minnesota Vikings.
Hard to beat experience.
Matt Stafford had a similar pummeling his first year in the league and it seems to have helped him to learn a lot about what it takes to be a good NFL quarterback. Hopefully, Christian Ponder can avoid the injuries that Stafford suffered in his first two seasons.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Definitely playing to the crowd.
You know we’re big Monty Python fans :) That said, great song choice.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
How about
“Land of Confusion” by Genesis, covered by Disturbed
“There’s too many men, too many people
Making too many problems,
And there’s not much love to go around
Can’t you see this is a land of confusion?”
As in Minnesota’s politicians continually making more problems and prolonging our stadium issue. They must be in a state of confusion.
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Damn my indecisiveness!!
Just thought of this one
“Unchain My Heart” by Ray Charles
“Unchain my heart, let me go my way
Unchain my heart, you worry me night and day
Why lead me through a life of misery
When you don’t care a bag of beans for me
So unchain my heart, oh please set me free”
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Nice retro choice!
For some reason, this one feels good for the retro vibe too.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
fits perfect
just not the cover version gotta go with the original
Minnesota Vikings…This is the world we live in
I like both
but the music video to the original was very creepy ad gave me nightmares as a kid : )
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
yeah lol
That is why I didn’t put a link to it, just creeps me out… there are some things you cant un-see
I was hesitant to check out the video again...
For that same reason. Creepy, creepy video.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
What exactly is creepy about muppets?
You know, aside from Phil Collins, but he’s creepy regardless.
For some reason
I liked that video when I was little.
BTW, Phil Collins is not creepy (when I was a kid, he kind of looked like my Dad and I got them confused lol, now he looks more like my Grandfather did before his health went downhill).
Christian Ponder: Super Bowl 50 MVP for the Minnesota Vikings
I'm not trippin bout this year
It teaches us and the team something. We’ll have our time soon enough. Let GB have their year, it’ll make beating them all the sweeter
by jayj55405 on Nov 21, 2011 9:11 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I say the song it
We’re goin down by OneRepublic
by jayj55405 on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nice political jab!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Lyrics
They say misery loves company
We could start a company
And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated
I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what you’d pay to see
Put me out of my misery
I’d do it for you, Would you do it for me?
We will always be busy, making misery
We could build a factory, and make misery
We’ll create the cure, we made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated
I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what you’d pay to feel
Put me out of my misery
Suicide kings and drama queens
Forever after happily making misery
Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need
Was it only envy, so empty
Frustrated incorporated…
I’d do it for you, would you do it for me?
Another Minnesota artist/group.
That’s one of the first albums I ever bought.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I thought this has been my feelings towards the Vikings so far this year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
Only when I stop to think about it
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
Only when I stop to think about you,
I know
Only when you stop to think about me,
do you know?
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me?
I can relate...
I’ll be sitting there watching the team implode on yet another game and my dad and my brother-in-law, neither of them hardcore Vikings fans, will start ripping on the Vikings. While I know that the team is giving a fresh bruise to what it means to underachieve, I just hate hearing pseudo fans rip my team and I end up trying to defend the Vikings. It’s a rough year to be a fan, we get so much fan-cred for sticking it out.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
R.E.M.--Everybody Hurts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc&ob=av2e
Yeah, pretty much sums it up for me.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Agree with the sentiment...
But I don’t really like Michael Stipe. He always comes across so damn smug.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
So what you're saying is...
I have no shot at winning, without saying ‘with that song selection, you have no shot at winning’. :)
It’s okay, I can take a hint.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
You're DN staff
You’re helping me pick a winner. Let that teeny bit of power fill you with joy and quit giving me grief for not liking Michael Stipe. Oye.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Wrok hard and desrve it/snatching defeat from victory?
Gimme a break. The defense runs around like chickens with their heads cut of. The O-line is pathetic and leaves me wondering if there was a leak Ponder would be gone later in the 1st round or did we panic. Traidng back, could we have had Sloder,, then Ponder if we auire tow later picks, then Wisnewisk instead of a tight end? That was not our greatest need.
I hate to say it but I watched GB secondary and they are like snipers. They hide,behind LB’s andlure the QB into stupid throws and then turn on the speed to block or pick a ball.
Aside from JA, Winny, Greenway and Sherels the rest of them play like they just don’t care about getting better.
Why are we catching up when all long we should have put the pedal to the metal and just got the game in hand from the start. One reason is we have a shorter QB who needs a line to hold. They get pushed back so far Ponder can’t find recievers. What else do you do but roll out and hope one of our average WR will help harvin and get open enough to draw coverage/
LAZY PLAY. What happend to 40 for 60?i
AKA : Revenge4Webb
Dude, I never said they "deserved to win" because they worked hard...
I said they seemed to work harder at losing than most teams do at winning, as if the Vikings actively look for ways to screw up. As for the quality of play, you’re right. The Vikings are seriously outclassed in quality of play by everyone in the division right now and it isn’t a surprise that poor effort/coaching/resilience would lead to a disappointing record.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Well said SG
Read thru to quick. Got as lost as our secondary in the meat of the article,
AKA : Revenge4Webb
by CitrusFLViking on Nov 21, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I do that all the time :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
When will we find out the winner?
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Good question!
Can’t believe I forgot to add that in. I think Wednesday because it will give me a day to peruse the choices.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
My Bad Skol
As you know I have been out of the loop with personal issues. Doing well but it seems that there is something every day I fall behind on so my reading goes as fast as everything else ::-)
AKA : Revenge4Webb
I noticed you hadn't been around much.
Hope you’re doing okay and that you and your family have a very happy Thanksgiving :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
This team baffles me
needs a free agent overhaul and some of these guys need to be told “don’t count on a paycheck next year”
AKA : Revenge4Webb
We want a stadium in Arden HILLS
So, I present, “Run to the Hills” by Iron Maiden
Lyrics:
White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need
We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?
Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack
Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives
Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Indians are tame
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old
Run to the hills, run for your lives
SKOL Vikings!
Lol
Those are some pretty hardcore lyrics.
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
IRON MAIDEN!!!!
What a serious kick ass song. Used to listen to Iron Maiden to get geeked up for football games in high school.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I'm a HUGE fan of metal
I was getting into Iron Maiden a little in junior high (dating myself, but that was early 90s for me) but back then I was drawn more to their album covers (Eddie!!!) than their music. I’ve gone back and listened to them a little more recently, and their big hits are really solidly constructed. They have a lot of filler tunes and are generally more known for quantity than quality, but Run to the Hills in particular is a fantastic song, and check out those lyrics! Even the lyrics themselves seem to fit the stadium situation if you assume “White Man” is Kurt Zellers. And “Tribe” is our team.
SKOL Vikings!
Had the Number of the Beast poster hanging on my wall in High School
right between the poster of Morgan Fairchild in a leopard print bikini and an Ohio State football poster.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Doobie Brothers, Rockin' Down the Highway
Reminds me of the Vikings this year, including trying to move a broken car as fast as it can go down the road, even past law enforcement…
Got those highway blues, can’t you hear my motor runnin’
Flyin’ down the road with my foot on the floor
All the way in town they can hear me comin’
Ford’s about to drop, she won’t do no more
And I smell my motor burnin’
Underneath the hood is smoke
Can’t stop, and I can’t stop
Got to keep on movin’ or I’ll lose my mind
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
The highway patrol got his eyes on me
I know what he’s thinkin’ and it ain’t good
I’m movin’ so fast he can barely see me
Gonna lose that man, I know I should
I gotta kick in my pedal
Make my Ford move a little bit faster
Can’t stop, and I can’t stop
Got to keep on movin’ or I’ll lose my mind
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
Oh, rockin’ down the highway
by liveforadrenaline on Nov 21, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
They really are trying to push that broken car faster...
To keep the car metaphor going, Frazier never really got a decent off-season to rebuild the engine so he’s doing the best he can with what he’s got.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
incomplete - bad religion or Plowed by Sponge
Incomplete seems to be a good choice by title alone, although the lyrics apply as well
However I think Plowed by Sponge sums it all up pretty well. Plus they should be replacing nickelback because Sponge is a detroit band and would rock ford field, whereas NB sucks
What?!
Nickleback had a couple of damn fine songs!!
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the links, makes it faster to scope out everyone's picks :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I was driving my girlfriend home today and I heard this on the radio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pHTp6uPU7U
I have a feeling that if this keeps up, Zygi Wilf will be singing this.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
Freakishly catchy song.
It might just get “Moves Like Jagger” out of my head.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
That reminded me of “Pray For You” by a country artist (Josh Thompson?). Any country music lovers in Minnesota?
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My sister.
My sister and her family just moved back to Minnesota from Michigan and she’s been bemoaning the lack of decent country radio stations here. I just watched the Country Music Awards with her the other week and she was disappointed that the Zac Brown Band didn’t get any awards.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Depends on the artist
Love me some Johnny Cash.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
by HolySchnikes on Nov 21, 2011 11:39 PM CST up reply actions
I think this is the song you're thinking of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJu8DCH_b0&ob=av3n
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Yep, that’s it. I love me some country, being from the south, and I was also disappointed that the ZBB got no love. Also, Dierks Bentley has got some amazing bluegrass songs that keep going unnoticed. “Senor” being the main one. Check it out if it’s your style.
"Let's go our there, and stick our fists through their ribcages, rip our their hearts, eat them, and shit them back out on the field!!" - Blue Mountain State
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Nov 21, 2011 11:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I used to say I didn't like country music...
But then I found I was making all kinds of exceptions to that rule. Now I say I like some country—kind of hit and miss though :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I saw them in concert
About a year or so ago, just before they started getting big.
Christian Ponder: Super Bowl 50 MVP for the Minnesota Vikings
Time to play for the pick
I hate to lose but at this point I’d rather have the high pick. My excitement will return in April.
A lot of people are probably feeling the same.
I don’t blame you.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
nin hurt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJKVKglIRs
2-8 1962, 2011. how else could you feel ?
Great song
Love the Johnny Cash version too.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
by HolySchnikes on Nov 21, 2011 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
Trent Reznor just has a way with pain.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Harry Nilsson - You're Breakin' My Heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lXLiFsRtE
You’re breakin’ my heart
You’re tearing it apart so fuck you
All I want to do is have a good time now I’m blue
You won’t boogaloo,
Run down to Tramps, have a dance or two, ooohhh
You’re breakin’ my heart,
You’re tearing it apart but fuck you
You’re breakin’ my heart
You’re tearing it apart, boo-hoo
You stepped on my ass
You’re breakin’ my glasses too
You won’t drive my car, might be a star
I’ve had enough of you
I’m goin’ insane
There’s no one to blame so fuck you
Instrumental break #1
You can’t have your way
There’s nothing left to say
There’s nothing left to do, ooooohhh
You’re breakin’ my heart
You’re tearing it apart so fuck you
Instrumental break #2
You gotta have your way
There’s nothing left to say
There’s nothing left to do, ooooowww
You’re breakin’ my heart
You’re tearing it apart but I love you
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
Crap - I was thinking Zellars
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
We're not gonna take it - no
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
Good song Abba
Hard not to laugh at that one :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
piece of shit car
Adam sandler…
2 out of 3 ( or 16 in this case) ain’t bad
Meatloaf
by Lunchpail on Nov 22, 2011 1:01 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Dethklok - The Lost Vikings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXOKRSGFqo
Lyrics:
Riding, and riding, we search across the land
The snow, and wind, has frozen hearts of man
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our homes
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life
We stop, consider the land that we travelled
Our map’s at home, direction unravelled
But we ride
We ride
Many days ago we left our homes
With swords to ride into the night
Fighting side by side to destroy our foes
And leave them without life
So much time has passed since we left our land
That we’ve become concerned
And we’ll never find the battle
That we should have fought and won
But we won’t stop searching
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
We ride
We ride
Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little
We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that’s brittle
We ride
We ride
We come upon a witch who takes us in
To let us share her mighty fire
She asks of us our story and we lie and say
We ride around for hire
She asks us if we’d like to have her map
And points us in some direction
But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent
And ignore her suggestion
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
Lost but still we ride
Search until we die
All the fault of pride
The gods weep in the night
We ride
We ride
by somethinglikeatarmonster on Nov 22, 2011 1:06 AM CST reply actions
I feel like Ragnar should be riding his motorcycle through the house as I listened to this one.
Hadn’t seen any Metalocalyse in a long, looong time. Memories.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Purple Rain by our very own Prince?
Prince
Purple Rain Lyrics
Send "Purple Rain" Ringtone to Your Cell
I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain
I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby I could never steal u from another
It’s such a shame our friendship had 2 end
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
I only wanted 2 see u underneath the purple rain
Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It’s time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u can’t seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
If you know what I’m singing about up here
C’mon raise your hand
Purple rain Purple rain
I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
In the purple rain
I would rather be IN the Arena than watching from the stands...That is my life!
* Read Teddy Roosevelt's "Man in the Arena" if you need further explanation...
by vikingfanfrom afar on Nov 22, 2011 2:34 AM CST reply actions
Now that's just playing dirty...
Because I really love Prince.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Wow... so many directions to go in!
I’m not sure how well many of these UK hits will translate, but here goes:
Turn back the clocks – Johnny Hates Jazz (for those still reliving 2009)
Things can only get better – D:Reem (or go back to the 80s with different song, same name by Howard Jones (a guy who’s hair made Brian Bosworth look fashionable))
Though for me, the theme to the current Vikings is:
The only way is up – Otis Clay (better known in the UK by Yaz and the Plastic Population’s inferior version)
Well well well, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it baby
We’ve been broken down to the lowest turn
Bein’ on the bottom line, sure ain’t no fun
If we should be evicted from our home,
We’ll just move somewhere else and still carry on
Oh, you and me baby
The only way is up, yeah, for me and you now
The only way is up, baby, for me and you now
Now we may not know where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side, baby, I’ll face what is to come
Girl, I want to thank you, for loving me this way
Things may be a little dark now but there’ll a brighter day
Just hold on, hold on, it won’t be long now
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Hold on, hold on
The only way is up, yeah, for me and you now
The only way is up, baby, for me and you now
You and me together, we’re gonna make it yeah
Life make you raw but we can take it, ah…
I truly know we’re gonna make it
The only way is up, baby, for me and you now
The only way is up, yeah, for me and you now
The only way is up, baby, for me and you now
The only way is up, yeah, for me and you now
The only way is up, hold on, hold on, it won’t be long
The only way is up, hold on, hold on
The only way is up, hold on, hold on, baby, yeah, it won’t be long
The only way is up, hold on, hold on
by blowfishes on Nov 22, 2011 3:13 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Because everyone needs a little soul :)
Good song! And now I want to hear Al Green sing “Let’s Stay Together.”
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Two entries
1) Short Attention Span song
http://www.songdrops.com/funny-kids-songs-for-children/the-short-attention-span-song.html
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOU6zhc0Xcw
Eli Young Band – Enough is Enough
Bonus song:
Ziggy’s response to anything but Arden Hills Stadium (hilarious)
by Sittin, Waitin, Ponderin on Nov 22, 2011 5:08 AM CST reply actions
Enough is Enough
Spot on choice!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Liking the They Might Be Giants choice too.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
How about this one
It was on the front page for a wile I use it for therapy after a loss.
"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
George Bernard Shaw
"In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it."
George Burns
Follow @justanothervike
by just another viking on Nov 22, 2011 6:11 AM CST reply actions
Had not seen that before...
Hilarious!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
How about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snwb-yoiaLU
Lyrics
In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain’t no use in trying
Now little girl you’re so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You’ll be dead before your time is through
See my my daddy in bed, He’s dyin’
Yeah his hair been turning gray
He’s been working and slaving his life away
We gotta work
work
We gotta work
work, work, work
We gotta get out of this place
If it’s the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there’s a better life
For me and you
My little girl you’re so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true…
You’ll be dead before your time is due
Yes You Will
Well see my my daddy in bed, He’s dyin’
You know his hair is turning gray
He’s been working and slaving his life away
(Yeah c’mon now)
We gotta work
work
work
work, work, work, work
We gotta get out of this place
If it’s the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there’s a better life
For me and you
Hey!
We gotta get out of this place
If it’s the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Girl, there’s a better life
for me and you
We gotta get on out…
outta this place…
You know its true Girl
{{ Train Wreck }}
LOL props +
Great minds think alike, had it all copied ready to patse and saw this hahaha!
@}-----You've been Touched-----{@
A classic by Styx
This song is a classic from the 80’s and one of Styx’s best songs. It seems fitting for the current situation (lease is up, viking’s resolve to say no to stay anymore and move on to a better place). Original intent of song is about a relationship that is ending, looking for ways to make up, make it right, and move on. It has multiple meanings depending on how you view it with the new stadium process. Warning: it may trigger any memories of any former relationships you had that you didn’t wish to end and how you moved on from it.
Haven’t we been here before (not able to locate original video, which is kind of creepy, so on stage performance result is best I can find)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-wFyx03NEw
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/8354/
(added notes in reference to current situation for humor)
Haven’t we been here before
Footsteps lead down to the note on the door (of the Metrodome)
That says I can’t stay here anymore (lease is up)
And haven’t we felt this same way
Sure in our hearts, but afraid just the same
To say I can’t stay one minute more (we’re done, it’s time to move on)
You might think that it’s hopeless
Beyond our control (thanks to over the top political posturing and correctness)
But that’s not necessarily so
Can’t you see there’s a chance
For the daring young soul
Who’s finally learned to say no
No, I won’t be misused ( vikings finally calling the shots )
Ignored or refused
And I won’t just give up and let go (of my dream place at Arden Hills)
So tonight hold me close to you (Minneapolis to the Vikings)
And don’t give up what’s important to you
And as time rolls on
Nothing can stand in our way (please stay, I’ll be good for you, I promise with fingers crossed behind back)
And I believe if we learn from the past (of our bungled political landmine & hostage scenario)
We’d find keys to unlock every door (to newer and better place to be)
Dark would turn into light
We’d be strong (yes, Vikings would be strong)
We’d be right (yes, Vikings would be right! )
So tonight hold me close to you
And don’t give up what’s important to you (one more last hurrah @ MPLS & @ Metrodome)
And as time rolls on
Nothing will stand in our way
And I believe if we learn from the past
We’d say haven’t we been here before
Oh, and I believe if we open our hearts (too late Minneapolis, your heart has been closed off & cold all these years. You wont miss the Vikings until they are finally gone.)
We’d find keys to unlock every door
Hearts could change overnight (wishful thinking to MN politics, only when they absolutely positively have to)
We’d be strong…We’d be right
So play stay with me now (just one more last season or two)
(to Arden Hills, or anyplace in Minnesota but the Metrodome )
The future is ours
And we’ll be the ones who go on
by VikesFanSince1967 on Nov 22, 2011 8:57 AM CST reply actions
The added notes were great.
Made it kind of like a DN cross with MST3K.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Im rolling retro..Joe South "Games People Play"-1969
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znh58WITU8&feature=related
Games People Play
Never meaning what they say now
Never saying what they mean
And they wile away the hours
In their ivory towers
Till they’re covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine
Chorus
La-da da da da da da da
La-da da da da da de
Talking ’bout you and me
And the games people play
Oh we make one another cry
Break a heart then we say goodbye
Cross our hearts and we hope to die
That the other was to blame
Neither one will give in
So we gaze at our eight by ten
Thinking ‘bout the things that might have been
It’s a dirty rotten shame
People walking up to you
Singing glory hallelulia
And they’re tryin to sock it to you
In the name of the Lord
They’re gonna teach you how to meditate
Read your horoscope, cheat your faith
And further more to hell with hate
Come on and get on board
Look around tell me what you see
What’s happening to you and me
God grant me the serenity
To remember who I am
Cause you’ve given up your sanity
For your pride and your vanity
Turns you sad on humanity
And you don’t give a da da da da da
@}-----You've been Touched-----{@
You're making me all sentimental...
My dad loves that song :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
That was excellent!
I had not seen that before till now.
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
FTW Daytons reply to all ..Petula Clark-Downtown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCnHWas3HQ&feature=related
Downtown
When you’re alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go – downtown
When you’ve got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know – downtown
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go downtown, things’ll be great when you’re
Downtown – no finer place, for sure
Downtown – everything’s waiting for you
Don’t hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows – downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close – downtown
Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You’ll be dancing with him too before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go downtown, where all the lights are bright
Downtown – waiting for you tonight
Downtown – you’re gonna be all right now
And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I’ll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares
So go downtown, things’ll be great when you’re
Downtown – don’t wait a minute for
Downtown – everything’s waiting for you
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown …
@}-----You've been Touched-----{@
Dayton's response to the Vikings?
Yeah, I can see it. Would be nice if it were that easy to resolve the stadium issue.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
A few personal favorites...don't have time to link or post lyrics
Jackyl—-Misery Loves Company
Janis Joplin—-(Another) Piece of My Heart.
Iron Maiden—-Can I Play With Madness
Ozzy Osbourne—-Crazy Train
Alice Cooper—-Welcome To My Nightmare
The Who—-Won’t Get Fooled Again…(Meet the New Boss…Same as the Old Boss)
Metallica—One (Taken My soul, left me with a life in Hell)
Brother Cane—That Don’t Satisfy Me
Cinderella—-Long Cold Winter
John Fogerty—-Centerfield (Because what the Vikings are playin’ sure as heck ain’t football)
(Don't Fear) The Reaper
The impending death of this season and the hope that is a new season all in one song.
True enough about impending death.
This season has pretty much been DOA. Hopefully, a high draft pick in April will jump start better things for the Vikings.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Sadly
I am just too damn busy to participate in this. Love the concept. I cant wait to read the entries and see who you’ve chosen as the winner!
by A shot at greatness, probable failure on Nov 22, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
It's going to be hard to choose a winner.
There are so many good choices. I didn’t realize I would get such a good response and now I’m a little overwhelmed by the choices. The DN folks have really come through with some good picks.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Zygi to Gov Dayton
You were only F%*#ing while I was making love by the Red Clay Ramblers. Title says it all.
by SouthernNorseman on Nov 22, 2011 2:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It does indeed.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Ok, just 1
Loser – 3 Doors Down
by A shot at greatness, probable failure on Nov 22, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions
Such a great musical bridge section in that song.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Vårt land
(the original, by Johan Ludvig Runeberg)
Vårt land, vårt land, vårt fosterland,
ljud högt, o dyra ord!
Ej lyfts en höjd mot himlens rand,
ej sänks en dal, ej sköljs en strand,
mer älskad än vår bygd i nord,
än våra fäders jord!
Din blomning, sluten än i knopp,
Skall mogna ur sitt tvång;
Se, ur vår kärlek skall gå opp
Ditt ljus, din glans, din fröjd, ditt hopp.
Och högre klinga skall en gång
Vår fosterländska sång.
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
What this means Velvet
and I waited because we have excellent contributors named (i think) ScottishViking and ScandanavianVike, and NorwegianVike or somethink and I was hoping they would interject and translate but it means – (btw way we’re going to have to do something about Cali otherwise the internet is going to run out of exclamation points) but any way :
Our Land
(translation by Clement Burbank Shaw)
Our land, our land, our fatherland,
Sound loud, O name of worth!
No mount that meets the heaven’s band,
No hidden vale, no wavewashed strand,
Is loved, as is our native North,
Our own forefathers’ earth.
Thy blossom, in the bud laid low,
Yet ripened shall upspring.
See! From our love once more shall grow
Thy light, thy joy, thy hope, thy glow!
And clearer yet one day shall ring
The song our land shall sing.
"I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like, dude, you have to wait!" - Mitch Hedberg
Thanks abba
I was going to google it but decided to wait and see if anyone would translate.
@}-----You've been Touched-----{@
"Sick, Sick, Sick" - Bayside
This one goes out to the Minny Government
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqHsHCIrCvI
“You made a mess of things
My what a mess you’ve made
I hate the way you make me feel
I hate the way you make me
In your world it’s cold outside
So button up and open wide
I hate the way you make me feel sick, sick, sick”
i realize i'm late posting this..
but it’s still fun
by PURPpplEATER on Nov 23, 2011 1:32 AM CST up reply actions

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