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Vikings Try Not To Lose Their Minds In Detroit

Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions, Dec 11, 2011 12:00 PM CST


MINNESOTA VIKINGS (2-10) GAME 13 DETROIT LIONS (7-5)

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Date: 11 December 2011 Location: Detroit, MI
Time: 12:00 PM Central Stadium: Ford Field
TV: FOX
DirecTV Ch. 709
Know Thy Enemy: Pride of Detroit
Chris' Prediction: Vikings 27, Lions 24
Final Score: Lions 34, Vikings 28


ROCK CITY!

Too early for a KISS reference? Wrong. . .it is NEVER too early for a KISS reference.

So, what are a few of the keys to the Vikings sneaking out of Detroit with a victory this afternoon?

1) Check yourselves, and let Detroit wreck themselves - As I mentioned in my post earlier this morning, the pressure of being in a playoff race, and the implosion they've been going through since getting off to a 2-5 start, is clearly starting to get to this Lions' team. They've become increasingly undisciplined, and Matthew Stafford seems to be unable to discern which color uniforms his teammates are wearing from the ones the opponent is wearing as of late. If the Vikings can get a stop or two early and get out to a quick lead, it could cause the Lions to press, and that's when bad things tend to happen for them.

2) Shorten the game - Whether it's Adrian Peterson, Toby Gerhart, Percy Harvin, or any combination of those guys, the best way to keep Stafford, Calvin Johnson, and company off of the field is to pound the football. The Lions are likely going to be without both their starting defensive tackles today, as Ndamukong Suh is still suspended and Nick Fairley is nursing a foot injury. John Sullivan has really shown some improvement this season, and he needs to team up with Steve Hutchinson and Anthony Herrera or Joe Berger to push the Lions' backup defensive tackles around on the inside and let the Vikings' running game do some damage. Detroit gives up nearly five yards a carry on the ground as it is, and the absence of Suh and Fairley might make that sledding a little bit easier.

3) Put the quarterback in a position to succeed - Whether the Vikings are going with Christian Ponder or Joe Webb behind center this afternoon, the Vikings need to put their quarterback in a position to be successful. More crossing routes for guys like Harvin underneath, to let him use his incredible open field abilities, more screens, and maybe even some more max protection looks. Despite the absences on the defensive line, the Lions can still bring the pressure with guys like Kyle Vanden Bosch and Cliff Avril, and with Ponder already injured, he's going to need that extra protection. Even if Webb plays, he'll only be getting his third NFL start, but since he brings a different skill set to the table than Ponder does, things will have to be changed slightly for him, too.

Yes, the prediction might be a bit of wishful thinking on my part, but the Vikings have a shot in this one. That and I'm tired of the doom and gloom and the prediction of losses. Draft position is nice and everything, but let's hope for the best in this one. We're an hour and a half from game time, which means the inactive lists should be along any moment now.

SKOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VIKINGS!!!!

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Adrian Peterson INACTIVE

According to NFL.com’s Jason LaCanfora. Thinks he’ll come back next week. Not that that does us any good today, unfortunately.

Hopefully Toby Gerhart can build off of his performance from last week.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

damn

was really hoping he would be back for this game

you play to WIN THE GAME, that's the great thing about sports

by Grape Drank on Dec 11, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

thx for the heads up early

Just picked up Toby for fantasy, was pretty scary without AP and playoffs on the line.

"Playoffs? Playoffs?!"

by dmvikefan on Dec 11, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Full Vikings Inactive List

LB Xavier Adibi
CB Chris Cook
OL Brandon Fusco
OL DeMarcus Love
RB Adrian Peterson
DE D’Aundre Reed
TE Allen Reisner

Christian Ponder will start at quarterback.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 10:35 AM CST reply actions  

Dammit

I was banking on AP vulturing a couple touchdowns to get me into my fantasy playoffs.

Gooooo Brandon Jacobs! Ugh.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh I hate living in Iowa.

Fox isn’t even showing an early game today. I guess ill get the sunday ticket next season.

by Dodger48 on Dec 11, 2011 10:41 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Agree

Having a hard time finding a radio broadcast as well. Grrr.

"Playoffs? Playoffs?!"

by dmvikefan on Dec 11, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I was just guna ask if anyone knew a station.

Guess ill just have to wait and read all the comments on here.

by Dodger48 on Dec 11, 2011 10:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know what part of Iowa you're in

but here is a link to the all the stations in the Vikings radio network.

http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/radio.html

Good luck.

Your fantasy football expert since Jerry Rice's rookie year.

by Odin on Dec 11, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

ill give a website

firstrowsports.tv
you can can watch all the nfl games stream from there

by EventualChamps! on Dec 11, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

With RG3 winning the Heisman

I think we’ll have more opportunities than ever before to trade down with some team desperate for a QB. What do you guys think?

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 10:46 AM CST reply actions  

Clay Mathiews thinks of himself as a predator............lol

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

Lions Inactives

OL Leonard Davis
S Louis Delmas
DT Nick Fairley
CB Chris Houston
DE Lawrence Jackson
RB Kevin Smith
QB Drew Stanton

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

Ok, what I don't get...

They’re blaming the players for skirting the concussion rules, but Colt McCoy’s dad said that he didn’t even know his name after the hit. How the hell is he tricking the trainers if he doesn’t know who he is and where he is? I call bullshit.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

SKOL my fellow Vikings fans!

Wearing my brand spanking new Ponder jersey today (courtesy of my awesome wife!)!!!

by gerkvoltage on Dec 11, 2011 11:13 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Here's hoping

you get to use that jersey for the next 10 years or so.

"Playoffs? Playoffs?!"

by dmvikefan on Dec 11, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

27-24

you’re joking right?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

Patriots or Packers ?

I have to pick a winner.
I’m leaning towards the Pats because they’re playing Redskins, but it’s @Redskins with a beat-up field.

Packers are hosting the Raiders.

by chaosg on Dec 11, 2011 11:20 AM CST reply actions  

Both will win

But if you have to pick a safer bet, I’d go with the 2007 Patriots, er, the 2011 Packers. They won’t get beat at home.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 11, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Patriots @ beat up field=good bet.

I mean, did you see what they did at Soldier Field during a light snowfall last year?

by Mebera on Dec 11, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

How good is the Redskins D ?

by chaosg on Dec 11, 2011 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

patriots always do that

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Wishful thinking?

Um, a Vikings win would be considered a Christmas miracle at this point.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 11, 2011 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

Skol!+32

score early and often and watch the lions implode

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

not going to happen guys

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

What's not?

Winning? Cause right now a win = staying competitive and losing a close one while the Rams pull off an upset in Seattle.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

relax

I am being overly negative in the hopes that we might win

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

well geesh

you can’t tell us that now

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Quite honestly, I can see two ways this game can go.

Either both teams can win (Lions stay in the playoff hunt, Vikings stay in the #2 overall hunt), or both can lose (Lions get knocked out of playoffs, Vikings screw up their draft position).

I’m rooting for the double win here. WOO DRAFT POSITION!!@!!!

by Mebera on Dec 11, 2011 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

madden sim

Lions 44 Vikings 17
- Stafford: 42-54-468-5 TDs-1 INT
- Harvin: 4-107-1 TD

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 11:48 AM CST reply actions  

I feel like it will be closer than that IMO.

I could be wrong though.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Christian Ponder is officially starting this week.

Adrian Peterson is out of the game.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

3 weeks of Billick in a row?

Dammit. Let’s hope he doesn’t say something about how big a mistake it was to bench McNabb.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 11:56 AM CST reply actions  

Woohoo....

ANOTHER Brian Billick game. LOL

by gerkvoltage on Dec 11, 2011 11:56 AM CST reply actions  

it looks like

there is hardly any one in ford field

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Drinking Game Time!

Take a drink every time Brian Billick says " Gerald Allen."

by DangerDale on Dec 11, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Drink every time he screws-up and you’ll be wasted by halftime. :)

by chaosg on Dec 11, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, now

I don’t know about you, but I LIKE my liver.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Alright, alright, more manageable..

drink every time he says something smart?

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

but what will I

drink to then?

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

to repeat an earlier statement, i like my liver

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Drink every time you see a play and go,

“man, AP would have scored on that one.”

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a sackle of course.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hooray, Kevin Williams!

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

unemployment office is open, or maybe they're drowning themselves

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow a stop!

Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.

by TroyW18 on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

WOO, a punt!

For THEM!

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, only 1 first down

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Hooray!

A four-and-out.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

So can i drink yet

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah what happened there?

we must be…prepared or something. Nah. Don’t want to jinx it.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

I'm glad some of Detroit's best pass rushers are out...

Ponder’s not gonna be terribly mobile with that hip pointer.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, and Delmas and Houston, their two best cover players.

Ponder could put up some numbers today. Plus DonkeyKong Suh and Nick “I Don’t Play” Fairley are out as well.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I though it was "A Thug Named Suh"

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Good.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

And yes, It's true. Pagac had calling duties relieved, he just prepares the defense during the week now.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that sucked

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell?

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Wow, I just heard that Joe Paterno fell at home and fractured his pelvis

Oh and the Vikings OLine sucks

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant

by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Fuckin' Phil Loadholt

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Could have done without that.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my gosh.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

Butter knife, because it'll hurt more

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Solid start by the offense.

Yikes. I’m not sure Loadholt can be a member of the Vikings in 2012.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 11, 2011 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Me either.

I actually really don’t like Phil Loadholt anymore. He’s sucked it up too much for all of his “potential” that he apparently has.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

What did loadholt do?

Damn radio streams none are of the game.

by Dodger48 on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Nothing, that's the problem

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Still eating breakfast

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

second best player on the team

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Percy!

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

PERCY!!!!

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Come on Ponder

What are you doing?!

"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."

by John_Locke on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell, Ponder

get your crap together

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

great start for ponder

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Good lord

That’s not good at all.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

Ok, maybe I need to find a bridge to jump offa

It would be quicker than ordering a sword or butter knife…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

you dont have a butter knife in the kitchen?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ponder to Musgrave:

But McNabb told me that no one could ever pick it off if I through it to the turf

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

I didn't know Christian Ponder

was German for ‘turnover machine’, but it is. I just ran it through Google translator.

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

Hahaha

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

except in inclimate Russian weather...

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

RG3?

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Ponder

I hate to have to waste another 1st rd pick on a QB…..he doesnt read well at all

by DallasGopher on Dec 11, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

I think he wants the ball out of his hands so he doesn't get hit again.

OLine has to get fixed before he becomes David Carr the 2nd

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ponder is playing scared a bit now. He has no faith in Phat Phil and the Swiss Cheese.

He’s pressing, but that was inexcusable.

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Bruce Lee (1/27/40 - 7/20/73)

by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Mostly having trouble looking off his primary for other options

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're the Lions

Why do you even bother trying to run the football?

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course,

the penalties. This is going to be over fast, my friends.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

JARED!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Who the hell is Robison?

The announcer just called his name

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Another sack for Allen

And the Detroit crowd lets him hear it.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere, Les Steckel smiles

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

YEAAAAHHH!!!!

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Coverage?

we don’t need no stinkin coverage
i mean seriously, bench griffen

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

So who was covering Titus Young?

You know, other than “nobody?”

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Holy hell our secondary is terrible

14-0 Lions, and it’s not going to get better any time soon.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

I need a stream boys

can you help out

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by NMVike on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Trust me, you don't

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it okay to wish for Madieu WIlliams back?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Out of curiosity, is Madieu actually playing elsewhere?

I know he was picked up but has he played?

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

San Fran

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he playing though?

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah he's starting.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I can watch much more of this...

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by John_Locke on Dec 11, 2011 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Wow. That was suck.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

it's time to bench griffen

i was on his train like nobody’s business, but he has no clue what he is doing back there

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

What's the point of having safeties?

Every time somebody throws a deep ball they are always 3 steps behind.

by All Day, All Night on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

2 steps behind---def leppard...

this is the song our secondary listens to before the game

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Basic Cover 2

That was on Sanford. He bit on the inside route while young ran straight down the sideline

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Did that last week, too.

That’s why Tebow looked like Brady.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm looked

Like cover Two to me because he gave him a shove to the inside and didn’t look back right away

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I stand corrected

It looked more like cover 3 or 4

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

bench the whole 2ndary

by cali viking on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

Why do we just insist on being bent over every single week

it’s like we TRY to suck.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

I made an analogy for our seconday play a couple years back

needless to say I got allot of flack for it

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

This shit is depressing. There are no words. The secondary is so bd that it makes the OLine look competent.

How do you fuck up a 2 deep safety.
How hard is it to,fuck it.
Time for a triple shot. Tequila/Spiced Rum/Amaretto

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody up for some Mo Claiborne?

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

Tyrin Mathieus

And Morris Claiborne would look great in purple and gold.

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Tyrann Mathieus is a softmore

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by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I am aware

Ponder to Harvin for 6!

by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Fred Pagac

is a dead man walking. As in, while he’s in the game right now.

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

He got relieved by Frazier, who is now calling the defensive plays

The only thing left is to relieve Frazier and the whole backfield…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

FirstRowSports is particularly bad today

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Not as bad as the vikings secondary

nothing is that bad

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, it's as though FirstRow's 2nd and 3rd string is on the web right now...

…like most of our backfield

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Another costly pick

this could be a VERY long game

you play to WIN THE GAME, that's the great thing about sports

by Grape Drank on Dec 11, 2011 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

Allowed 12 TD passes of 20 yds or more...

No team can have a winning record with that sorta thing… let alone win a SB…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

Memo to Mike Priefer

STOP LETTING MARCUS SHERELS RETURN KICKOFFS BECAUSE HE CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL HE’S DOING!

Thank you.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:26 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Hard for Toby to run with 5 in the backfield

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by TroyW18 on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Run, Run, Pass

Betcha they didn’t see that coming.

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by Landonio on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

I got an idea…..ok, front line, you just stand around like a bunch of dip shits with your thumbs up your butts. And block only white jerseys today

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

You know what sucks?

The game has only been going for 7 minutes.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

imagine if fairley and suh were actually in the game

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by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, and a horrible special teams job

Everything is working today!

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by John_Locke on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Detroit's average starting position

is the Minnesota goal line.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, that 27-24 thing

Looks really dumb in retrospect.

Sorry, folks.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Our Oline is performing a lot like they did in the last game against Detroit last year

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Did they perform then ?

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's about right. 40% were backups though.

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

i have never called a game in the first quarter

but this is going to be a long game, fun game though

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Don't forget terrible special teams!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing, we dicided to spot them 14 points by trying the same things that haven't worked this season

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Man, Ponder looks out of sorts

and not nearly as mobile as he has in past weeks. Play Webb in the second half if this continues.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

Ponder is a turnover machine right now. Bench him

by dirtyplay on Dec 11, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

tackling?

“naa that would make us look to good”

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Tweets say Ced Griffin has been benched

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Why? he CAN"T make it worse

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. Sounds like he might be done then...for the season...for the Vikings.

Not to be too dramatic, but how do you come back from a benching when you just can’t seem to play like in the past.

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure I like his tackling enough for that.

He’s mostly an ankle tackler – effective but not going to be a run support guy

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Third down defense is awful

3rd-and-14? 57-yard touchdown.

3rd-and-10? 18 yards on a TE screen.

Ugh.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 11, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

So is first and second down defense

wouldn’t know about 4th down defense…never seen it today

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by cali viking on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

This is pathetic

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by prymetyme1 on Dec 11, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

I understand that this team is sorely lacking talent, but if this continues in December I think we should seriously consider whether Frazier deserves to stay next season.

by All Day, All Night on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, on the bright side we're only one player away from being really good.

One player per position in the secondary and on the OLine.

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, that's a bright spot...

But you forgot about the front office and coaching…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Sanford again — laughable.

welcome back, Asher.

oh yeah, and who wants to argue that Loadholt is still worth keeping…??

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by rj-b on Dec 11, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

worse part is

Right tackle isn’t even the number one or two need on the Oline. He stays by default

by dirtyplay on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

try Love instead

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by rj-b on Dec 11, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade Peterson, Harvin,Allen

right now

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by Vikant on Dec 11, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Unless you're trading them for the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost, it won't be enough.

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

In Chinese, Shang Tsung means 'Detroit'. Baraka means 'Minnesota'

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

jesus.. this game is so damn ugly

christ. everything sucks.. and it’s been 5 minutes.

by _clifton_ on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

great, more of the same next year

they just said that frazier will be the coach next year

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

At this point, I wouldn't trust him to coach nuttin'

He was a bad choice to begin with. Like they said in the pregame show, most coaches who win in the NFL are dictators who don’t put up with crap… and the “players coaches” never win

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Our secondary is so freaking terrible...

I am actually wondering if Wasswa Serwanga is available…

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by mutleyil on Dec 11, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

nice run toby

despite our line taking a nap

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

Wouldn't it be easier to just let the DLinemen line up in our backfield.

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

That might be better.

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Had to have his head down for that one.

:-)

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

we need

to get that play in the playbook….no one will expect it

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by PurpleValhalla on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously booker?

hang onto the fucking ball, nice play by shadu

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Terrible feet on that throw

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Question.

Why are kickoff returns not considered important enough to risk injuries? Percy has a chance to take it to the house every single time he receives a kickoff. Or at the very least, give us good field position.

"I wanted to do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things and drive into a car."

by PurplePeopleEaters on Dec 11, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

I frankly don’t know why they even bother with kick-offs anymore considering the new rules. So many of them are touchbacks. I think it’s just to guarantee more commercials.

by Starquest on Dec 11, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That's true.

But we were doing this at the beginning of the season too.

"I wanted to do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things and drive into a car."

by PurplePeopleEaters on Dec 11, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

good screen

lions forgot to account for shank

by muffin man on Dec 11, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

shank you very much!

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by prymetyme1 on Dec 11, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Nice play!

Sneaky screen pass to Shiancoe, and the Vikings are on the board. 21-7 late in the first.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 11, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

that looked good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cali viking on Dec 11, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

NICE TD BABY!

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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 11, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

More tight end play

Kleinsasser only has one catch all year… I know he’s a great blocker but the other team would be off-balance if we actually used him for catching…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

This implies though he could actually catch the ball.

Rudolph needs more passes.

by TylerDurdenUMD on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You will not speal ill of

the people’s champion

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I love his classic long runs down the center of the field...

…usually uncovered and usually ending in a catch and a classic Kleinsasser flop.

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a beautifully designed play

TD!!!!!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 11, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Ponder gets a lot of screens that turn into touchdowns.

Nice.

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by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

I don't doubt it.

"I wanted to do it because it's fun, it's fun to do bad things and drive into a car."

by PurplePeopleEaters on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How about Camarillo?

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Jitters gone, Ponder looks like he's in rhythm. Bad passes happened, but a definite improvement

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 11, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah

He seems pretty adept at shaking off the bad plays.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually...

He nearly had a INT on that drive. Had two poor throws to Shank… one of which Shank caught. Gerhart and Booker got first downs on effort and also a lucky fumble and recovery. HOpefully the TD will give him confidence in the next series, but this past series didn’t look good.

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot to mention underthrowing an open Harvin deep too.

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone know a stream that is working?

The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.

by Grime on Dec 11, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

not sure you really want to watch this in action

Jared Allen is to football what Jason Voorhees is to Lake Crystal.
Percy Harvin is Devin Hester, except someone very smart decided to teach him how to catch and run routes.

by SDviking on Dec 11, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take my lumps with the rest of you

Odd though Firstrowsports was telling me that it was out of action but it’s working now so alls good!

THanks!

The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.

by Grime on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Lumps?

Yeah, start banging yourself on the noggin right away…

Nothing else makes this game watchable…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, when we do wrap and tackle, perhaps we can push them

5 yards closer to a first down before we take the carrier to the ground

by Chris3 on Dec 11, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

And heaven forbid we would want to take that ball away

Let’s not intercept anything or cause a fumble by the receiver…

by liveforadrenaline on Dec 11, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

3 guys tackle Lion by throwing him for 2-3 additional yards.

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

by kcskol on Dec 11, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Frazier on the sidelines:

If we don’t get 2nd pick in the draft, you’re all docked $50,000.

by Purpledork on Dec 11, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously...

I know they’re trying to strip the ball, but the guy isn’t giving it up…..why can’t we just hit ’em hard instead?

by gerkvoltage on Dec 11, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the music choice to end the first quarter.

Dashboard by Modest Mouse
“Well it woulda been, coulda been worse than you will ever know”

Perfect when this year’s Vikings are playing the Lions.

by Mebera on Dec 11, 2011 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Second Quarter Thread

Go go go!

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2011/12/11/2628326/minnesota-vikings-at-detroit-lions-second-quarter-open-thread

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