A Caption Contest Winner and A Track 4 Challenge
by Skol Girl on Dec 15, 2011 9:01 PM CST
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I don't know if people were just so inspired by the picture of Joe Webb that they had to flex their skills and create clever captions, or you were just really bored at work, but we got a lot of fun captions for our latest captions contest. One might call it a plethora, one might also call it a crap-load.
Fortunately, the rest of the writing staff here at DN is helpful because it's a challenge to choose a winner from such a big batch of submissions. A lot of time and consideration is involved, a lot of throwing darts, a lot of eenie-meenie-minie-mo, but we think we've arrived at a winner. Now all that remains is to drag out revealing the winner until after the jump, and to have Grime and abba7 grouse about how the contest is rigged.
Ah, tis the season for tradition...
Here's a little mood music inspired by the discussion DN readers shared about Joe Webb, Christian Ponder, and how the Vikings should use them both.
Join me after the jump. We'll crown the caption winner with our slightly tattered Burger King crown, and lay down the challenge topic for the Ultimate Misery Mix 2011's Track 4.
Unlike other contests we've had recently, there was almost no universal consensus this time around. All of us seemed to have a different favorite. That keeps things interesting, but it doesn't make choosing a clear winner easier. Here, in no particular order, are a some of our favorite submissions.
- Adam Sorum "Joe Webb does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks..."
- Grime "Sweet another off season with a QB Controversy at DN!"
- abba7 "All I want for Christmas is the G.I. Joe Webb with the Kung Fu grip®."
- DM_Purp "I'm so awesome I get my foot-longs for $4."
- Jshore "Tebow this."
- Landonio "Chuck Norris sleeps in Joe Webb pajamas."
- Alittlemore_cowbell "Alright, I’m about to show my fans that I can throw touchdown passes too. GREEN 91!! GREEN 91-SET!!. Damnit, there’s 19 free rushers coming at me. Guess I’ll run this one in."
- CCNorseman ""With great power, comes great responsibility. This is my gift, this is my curse. I am spiderman. Just try to catch me."
Author of the winning submission and latest recipient of our Burger King crown is Purpledork with this gem:
"Pictured: Joe Webb. Well… we think it’s Joe Webb. We’re not sure. All our other pictures of him are just a purple and white blur."
Congratulations to Purpledork and my thanks to everyone who participated in our latest caption contest--you keep amazing me with your collective ability to bring the funny even during a season that excels at depressing us.
But before we wrap this up we have an Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 Track 4 challenge to issue. You might have read that the NFL owners voted to increase subsidies to aid teams working on stadium projects. The reason we care about that vote here on DN is because it could mean that as much as $200 million in loans from the NFL might be coming the Vikings way for a new stadium.
Therefore, my dear DN mix masters, your challenge topic for Track 4 of our Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 is to choose a song reflecting the Vikings' potential good fortune at possibly getting a $200 million loan from the NFL.
If you want to submit a song for our Track 4 challenge, just list the name of the song, the artist, a link to the song (makes my life easier), and why you think your song is an ideal choice. The winning song will be revealed early next week.
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Ah, aren't you the ever-gracious one :D
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I guess you're the brown noser now
Mentioned TWICE in this one!!
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Dec 15, 2011 9:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Must be all that charm school paying off.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Seriously...
I mean I’ll just say this, if she wants us to stop complaining about who rigged this thing is, she should just accept my $10 and make my choice number 1!
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
who = how..
Damn you dyslexic figners!
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
But I'm smart I have two monitors and I put them on the wrong sides of each other.
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
LOL Grime!
Is $10 really the going rate? Man, that’s way more than I thought it would be worth :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
$10 for "internet" prizes?
SG, that’s a steal. Wait a minute……is that “internet money”?
White Horn Gold Pants
You like me! You really, really like me!
I’d like to thank the Academy for selecting my caption. I’d like to thank my mama for inspiring me all these years; always taking the opportunity to tell me that if I worked hard and stayed true to myself that someday I, too, could win a Daily Norseman caption contest. Big shout out to the Detroit Lions defense for forgetting that Joe Webb can run like a fiend and failing to contain him in the pocket.
Also, tonight I’d like to thank Blaine Gabbert for making Christian Ponder look like he had an MVP level game last week.
by Purpledork on Dec 15, 2011 9:34 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Congratulations :)
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Ok so what do you have to do to get a win around here?
This is the last time I use the neighborhood kids on this thing… Ok I’ll use them one more time. They think the track should be Baby’s got Bank. (Should be Baby’s got back..)
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
Can you send me the number for your caption writer correspondence school?
I want to be able to compete with you next time around.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
lol
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
First Verse:
Money
Get away
You get a good job with good pay and you’re okay
Money
It’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I’ll buy me a football team
Perfect.
SKOL Vikings!
IF the loan comes though,
and the legislators get a deal done, and you consider this horrible season should land an early draft pick, and we already have AD, Harvin, Allen, and hopefully the QBotF in Ponder plus Webb (however we decide to use him). This means all we need to do is overhaul the secondary, O-line, add some WRs (thats it!! no problem) and we could be somebody. Therefore I submit “Future’s so Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades” by Timbuk3
OK, I know the song is really about nuclear annihilation, but considering some want to blow the whole thing up and start over, that kind of fits too.
Yup, it kind of does.
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
Submission:
Don’t Stop Believein’ by Journey. Don’t stop believing that this stadium will get done. If we stop believing and give up, we’ll lose them forever!
by christian220896 on Dec 15, 2011 11:42 PM CST reply actions
Journey is near and dear to my heart.
I listen to them sometimes when I’m on the treadmill and I about killed myself trying to keep up with “Any Way You Want It”
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
I like Journey, too.
But the song that I really like, that always gets me pumped up, is “Separate Ways.” Let’s just hope that that song never applies to our beloved Vikings and our fine state…
From my fav artist Tom Waits
“Make It Rain”
Tom Waits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-aoNLdKrXs&feature=related
I am looking at it as the vote will either have the NFL rain down the money or not.
So as a fan that wants the stadium and the Vikes to stay I love the line in this tune,
“I have no pride, I have no shame, you gotta make it rain.”
@}-----You've been Touched-----{@
SUBMISSIONS
My favorite choice is…
The Rolling Stones – You Can’t Always Get What You Want
I think it fits because while they may get the $200 loan via the NFL but they may also have to settle for the Metrodome site instead of the Arden Hills one the Vikings prefer. And hey if they don’t get the loan they may just find another way around it to build the stadium anyways so it’s a perfect song then.
AC/DC – Money Talks
Lyric: “Come on, come on, love me for the money
Come on , come on, listen to the money talk”
Not only is it a CLASSIC! song that fits the theme but who doesn’t like AC/DC?
Then there is also this fairly unknown song that possibly lyrically fits best…
Pet Shop Boys – Opportunities
Lyrics: “I’ve had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car stadium is parked outside, I’m afraid it doesn’t work
I’m looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question: do you want to be rich?” :D
and just for good measure…
Barret Strong – Money
Lyrics:“The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I need money… that’s what I want!”
The song has been covered by a myriad of artists over the years like The Beatles and even Led Zeppelin but the version everyone probably recognizes is the The Flying Lizards’ version
Steve Miller Band – Take the Money and Run
Lyric: “Go on take the money and run” A good song but doesn’t really fit as they would take the money and run stay ;)
Dire Straits – Money For Nothing
Lyric: “Now that ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free”
It fits the theme, well sorta and it gets special kudos for being a awesome classic song.
Nirvana – The Money will Roll Right In
Lyric: I’ll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
Is that enough songs lol
Seriously?!
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
How can you lose?
Not sure there are any songs out there left. I’ll try the sesame street theme song, because it rocks!
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
I can see that I'm going to have to cap the number of submissions on these contests...
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
PSB, definitely
Opportunities fits so well, and is a good song. Some of the others are good songs, too, but not quite as good a fit to the Vikings’ situation.
Man, top 4 again! That's like the third time! I'm getting so close!
Time to step it up!
Song selection: Money, Money, Money by Abba (you already know!)
Verse 1
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain’t it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That’s too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn’t have to work at all, I’d fool around and have a ball…
“In my dreams I have a plan, If i got me a wealthy man…”
Wealthy man = the NFL, plan dreams = Arden Hills. They wouldn’t have to work at all, and then they wouldn’t have to worry about the money anymore!
“I work all night, I work all day, I pay the bills I have to pay…And still there never seems to be a penny left for me.”
The Vikings found a stadium partner like the government asked and they still didn’t grant us money for a stadium (yet).
Thus, because they (the Vikings) got gipped by the government after working so hard, they need money from a “rich man” to ease their troubles! (The NFL.)
“So I must leave, I’ll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same…”
If they don’t get the money, and a stadium doesn’t get done, they have to move!
“Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man’s world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It’s a rich man’s world”
I rest my case.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Oh crap, link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkOmcIl79s
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Money by Pink Floyd.
Only because it’s Pink Floyd, and they rock.
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
Damn you, that was mine!!
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Dec 16, 2011 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, well...
For those of us that can’t get to youtube, hard to know. I was wondering if it was the Pink Floyd song, but couldn’t verify. That was the first song that popped into my head, too, the moment I saw what the theme was…
where?
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
I assume he means this post:
Here’s my submission for the Misery Mix The Vikings need: MONEY
SKOL Vikings!
by CCNorsemen on Dec 15, 2011 7:44 PM PST reply actions
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Yeah...but I didn't follow directions
I included the Youtube link, but didn’t explicitly spell it out that my submission was “Money” by Pink Floyd. So, my submission may or may not be legal…depends on Skol Girl at this point.
SKOL Vikings!
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous by Good Charlotte
Now, before I say why I think this is a good choice, I do want to say that I amon the side of the Vikings here, I want them to get the financing neccesary to stay… But I did find this a little funny. My comments are the ones in parentheses.
Always see it on T.V.
Or read in a magazines
Celebrities (Vikings Officials) want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin’ about how hard life can be (If they leave)
I’d like to see them spend a week
Livin’ life out on the street (In L.A.)
I don’t think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else’s shoes
I think they’d stumble and they fall
(they would fall, fall (Fall without the support of the Minnesota fans)
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They’re always complainin’
Always complainin’ (About needing more money)
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them
What about Ice-T
Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous? lol
Wow noone here has posted this
Did anyone see the article on startribune, which is huge news, that the nfl may give the vikings stadium a 200,000,000 loan?? That’S freaking huge people. somebody should post this on the front page. i can’T post a link because i’M on my cell phone but people here should know this
☠★☪Creator of http://skolnation.co.cc and dedicated DN reader.
by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 AM CST reply actions
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But before we wrap this up we have an Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 Track 4 challenge to issue. You might have read that the NFL owners voted to increase subsidies to aid teams working on stadium projects. The reason we care about that vote here on DN is because it could mean that as much as $200 million in loans from the NFL might be coming the Vikings way for a new stadium.
Therefore, my dear DN mix masters, your challenge topic for Track 4 of our Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 is to choose a song reflecting the Vikings’ potential good fortune at possibly getting a $200 million loan from the NFL.
The Pioneer Press
seemed to be saying it was more of a done deal. At least that’s how I read it…
But I didn't read very carefully
Just saw the headline and skimmed the first 4 or 5 paragraphs :P.
Misery Mix
I’ll suggest Spinal Tap’s Ode to the Metrodome (aka Hell Hole):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9aThIovMA&ob=av2e
and follow that one with Spinal Tap’s Gimme Some Money:
Let's turn this up to 11!
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
by Grime on Dec 16, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I thought this weekend would be about the end of the Lions game.
I wanted to go with Korn – “Blind”
But since we have a different theme, I will say 2Pac – “California Love” Lil Wayne “Milli”
White Horn Gold Pants
Here are a few
Sorry, I can link to the songs, but I can’t check to make sure the links work, since I can’t get to youtube right now. Let me know if they don’t. Anyway, here are a handful of suggestions:
Queen – I Want it All
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ubLOKbx-Y
“Listen all you people, come gather round
I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground
Just give me what I know is mine,
People do you hear me, just give me the sign,
It ain’t much I’m asking, if you want the truth
Here’s to the future for the dreams of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I’m a man with a one track mind,
So much to do in one life time (people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise and where’s and why’s and living lies
So I’m living it all, yes I’m living it all,
And I’m giving it all, and I’m giving it all,
It ain’t much I’m asking, if you want the truth,
Here’s to the future, hear the cry of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now"
Tennessee Ernie Ford – Sixteen Tons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU
for everyone crying poor, including NFL owners that want stadiums built for them
Barenaked Ladies/Bruce Cockburn – Lovers in a Dangerous Time
www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ab39_barenaked-ladies-lovers-in-a-danger_music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ijCSs6n_g
Just for the line “Got to kick at the darkness ’til it bleeds daylight,” such a good metaphor for dealing with the legislature
Calloway – I Want Money
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn79MqJwc-U
“I want money lots and lots of money
I want the pie in the sky
I want money lots and lots of money
So don’t be asking me why”
The Beatles – Money (That’s What I Want)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k5ooaufrLM
“Money don’t get everything it’s true
What it don’t get, I can’t use
Now give me money”
Jackson Browne – Call it a Loan
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYl_GG0Xmkk
ok, the title is meant as a metaphor, but we can take it literally
Joan Jett – I Hate Myself for Loving You
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiYv_lNfFA
Sums up how I feel about the Vikings sometimes, and especially during this whole stadium mess.
The Police – Roxanne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3EmA-eJPxs
Ok, here the song lyrics are pretty literal, but I mean them more of a metaphor. The $200 mil may not be enough for a the Vikings to be able to say “Those days are over” (the days of begging before politicians), but at least enough reprieve for these lines:
“You don’t have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money”
Ok - "My Treasure" by Johnny Cash
♫ I saved a lot of money my fortune was untold
And like a fool I idealized my purple and my gold
My earthly treasure’s mounted but when I counted through
I realized the treasure I had overlooked was you
My treasure unmeasured but forsaken of the treasures that come from above
My treasure unmeasured but it don’t hold a heart of the one that I love
If I had my life before me if I could see it all
I’d stake my claim on things that are secured against downfall
I’d work for earthly treasures like any man would do
But I set my sights much higher and I’d be sure that I had you
My treasure unmeasured unmeasured… ♫
I got a better one
♫I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth!
877 CASH NOW
I have an annuity but I need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth!
877 CASH NOW
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They’ve helped thousands, they’ll help you, too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
if you get long term payments but you need cash now
Call J.G. Wentworth!
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Call J.G. Wentworth!
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CALL NOW!!♫
by abba7 on Dec 16, 2011 12:29 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
HAHAHA, REC
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Dec 16, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
rec and I can just hear it on the seasons mix tape right now...
The Vikes aren't in a remodeling or reconstruction they are in a burn the place down and start praying they don't mimic the Lions rebuilding process.
This better win.
"If the scheme doesn’t fit your players, change your damn scheme."
by Vikingsfan17 on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
a medal of some sort. or a consolation prize.
"If the scheme doesn’t fit your players, change your damn scheme."
by Vikingsfan17 on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
So that's what he does on the weekends!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
That's awesome
I don’t know why I didn’t think of that, we’re always joking around singing this song.
by WIPurplePride on Dec 17, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k&ob=av3e
“You ain’t got no money?
He’ll get you some
You ain’t got no car? He’ll get you one
You ain’t got no self-respect,
you feel like an insect
Well don’t you worry buddy,
cause here he comes
Through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum
A shadow is cast wherever he stands
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand”
Note to self: When copying lyrics from online
check to make sure they’re correct. It should be “You don’t have” instead of “you ain’t got”
Nick Cave must really like that phrase
He uses it in another song, too. “In my house he wrote ‘his red right hand,’ that I’m told, is from Paradise Lost…”
The Money Song
From Monty pythons flying circus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Hopefully that link works from my phone. The actual song isn’t till the end. But the whole skit sorta applies.
by HawkeyeVikingTwinsUnited on Dec 16, 2011 5:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Song Submissions
For some reason the first song that popped in my head when I read the story was “The Checks in the Mail” by Weird Al…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGR0AbicbKI
I think the name says it all on this one “Gimme Some Money” by Spinal Tap…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE
by Simply_Greatness on Dec 16, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions
Totally unrelated, even more awesomer-er
Kalil is going around telling USC officials that he is entering the draft.
Don't you know who the *^$% I am?
Wow the first ten songs I would've picked are all gone so I'm down to humor and Muppets for my submissions.
First here’s “Money” by Dr. Teeth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrSfC76lLI
For my second one I’m reaching a bit but I found it funny to picture Wilf blasting “Rollout” by Ludacris when he found about the extra 100 million.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc
Also since everybody and their dog suggested “Money” by Pink Floyd I’ll add a good reggae cover version by the Easy Star All-Stars.
Song submission.
Here is my nomination: Shane McMahon’s intro song. “Here comes the Money” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1k2SNtq79c&feature=g-vrec&context=G2e8f5e3RVAAAAAAAAAw
Another song
Here is this one; The Jefferson’s theme song. “Movin’ on up.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY
by vikings68 on Dec 16, 2011 9:11 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
How about
“If you got the money, I got the time”, by the great Willie Nelson
“If you’ve got the money honey and I’ve got the time
We’ll go honky tonkin’ and we’ll have a time
We’ll have more fun baby all the way down the line
If you’ve got the money honey and I’ve got the time”
“We’ll go honky tonkin’ make every spot in town
We’ll go to the park where it’s dark and we won’t fool around
If you run short of money and I’ll run short of time
And you got no more money honey and I’ve no more time”
If we can't laugh at ourselves, Packer fans will call us crybabies and we will be forced to kick their tooth in. I really don't want to go to jail (again).
by Alittlemore_cowbell on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Spoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw
…..
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
The vikings want a stadium
With super easy access
But the downtown business leaders
Are just total fucking asses
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
…..
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
Zygi is a gentleman who
Wears those little glasses
He played within the rules and
Showed us what a working plan is
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
…..
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
Mister dayton and his posse
Have caused a total frackus
Even if they move the team
The state will raise your taxes
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
…..
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
You’re going to build a dome
in downtown minneapolis
Now just do what you’re told or
We’re gonna kick your asses
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
…..
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
It really doesn’t matter because
the plain and simple fact is
The public’s going to pay for it
No matter what the plan is
Super corporate and malicious
Exploit all the masses
…..
AWESOM-O is now initiating fart smell sequence.
by awesom.o on Dec 17, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Wow, quite the effort!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin
http://www.dailynorseman.com/
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