New Orleans Saints At Minnesota Vikings - Second Quarter Open Thread
The Minnesota Vikings got off to a nice start in this one, as they forced Saints' tight end Jimmy Graham to fumble on New Orleans' third play of the game, courtesy of Jamarca Sanford. Rookie Mistral Raymond scooped up the fumble and took it to the Saints' 26, which led to a 44-yard Ryan Longwell field goal to give the Vikings a 3-0 lead.
The Vikings forced the Saints to go three-and-out on their second drive as well, but the Vikings responded with a three-and-out of their own. On the next drive, the Saints appeared to have a 40-yard touchdown pass from Drew Brees to Robert Meachem, but the play was negated by a holding penalty on the Saints. New Orleans did finally get the ball into the end zone, however, thanks to a 5-yard touchdown pass from Brees to Lance Moore to make it 7-3.
The Vikings' defense is missing a lot of tackles so far, and that's something that needs to come to an end if the Vikings want to have any chance in this one.
Asher Allen is also in the locker room with "concussion-like symptoms," so we're going to see some Cedric Griffin going forward after he was not out there to start the game. Hopefully he's up to the task in this one.
We're trailing after one quarter of play, ladies and gentlemen, but we're not getting killed yet.
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"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Hopefully we don't see any more of this today

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions
Well done...but that show needs to go.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Gotta admit
those are some pretty nifty moves.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
But still,
get outttaa heeereeeee.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
What. . .in the blue hell. . .
Was that?
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions
that's proof that they have enough time to practice dumb ass dance moves instead of preparing to play us, gawd we sucks
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
EXCESSIVE CELEBRATING??
How is this not a penalty??
by vking1 on Dec 18, 2011 5:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ugh this is getting sickening.
If the the Colts win 2 games and we lose 2, who gets the first pick?
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions
St. Louis has an interception!!!!!!!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
I hope like hell
You’re talking about NDSU.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Ok
you gotta be using some extreme sarcasm.
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
....what?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Steve Jordan at the game today
Watching his son, Cameron, who starts for the Saints on defense.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions
He was one of the potential candidates in our mock draft
Haven’t heard much about how he’s doing so far this year.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
He's having more of an impact than his numbers show,
he’s had a few sacks but nothing standout, but I guess he has a lot of pressures.
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EVERSONNN
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions
Center snapped it
Before Brees was ready.
Vikings in the red zone!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions
BBurton, baby
ahead of Ced on the depth chart all of a sudden??
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions
giggidy
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions
Is Peterson hurt?
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
everson griffen is huge
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
And, speaking of Steve Jordan
Jim Kleinsasser, the People’s Champion, is playing his 179th game as a Vikings tight end, breaking the record that was previously held by. . .Steve Jordan.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions
Everson is so money
he was in for Jared, but i fully expect he’ll be ahead of Robison and start next year at LDE.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Wow Peterson is supposedly fragile now,
maybe he’s boycotting the offensive line?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Hey offense
Do something.
"I learned something yesterday. No use in having rules if there's no punishment for breaking them. You'll be fine if you bite down on the trigger. Enjoy your breakfast."
Not gonna happen with ponder at QB
by viking_#28 on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How is that Ponder's fault?
He had/has no time
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Holy crap, that was over before i refreshed my Yahoo page
4th and 20? Seriously?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Christian Ponder in the pocket

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions
Now that's funny
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Scared for his life. Can’t say I blame him..
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You need to add about 16 Dlinemen rushing him to that picture
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
This penguin
encapsulates Ponder moving around in the pocket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9mw6v2ZBSw
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
C'mon O-Line
at least stand in there way!
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Wow
Our offensive line is awful.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions
Is that something new?
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's an upgrade from the ultradoubleawfushitty that they were.
Seriously, Ponder had at least a half a send to look downfiled
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
unbelievable
guess what everyone?? that was Hutch.
give Ponder some friggin’ time.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
...because that's what Ryan Longwell does
Once again the offense does nothing after a gift turnover, but Longwell gives us points from the field position. 7-6 Saints.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions
Holy shit man.
Can we throw a f’ing forward pass. I like Ponder but if I have to see this shit for another quarter, just put webb in. At least he makes it a tad bit exciting.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions
Thats how Ints happen
When your O-line collapse and you throw it up
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Good QBs
Don’t just throw it up. That’s why I do not think ponder will succeed at QB.
by viking_#28 on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ponder
hasn’t looked good for a few weeks now
How is that Ponder's fault?
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
well
Its not really his fault on that one. He could have felt the pressure more. I’m just losing confidence in him giving them the best chance over Webb.
let me guess
Webb is just going to run around when the pocket collapses?
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Brees, Brady, Manning and Jesus would suck behind our OLine
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Difference in the game is that their front four gets pressure and our blitz gets NOTHING
zzz
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions
But seriously, that's his fault, somehow
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Screen passes and cluster formations
Does Musgrave call any passes that aren’t screens or cluster formations? If I see one more screen pass my head is gonna explode. We finally spread the formation, on 3rd and 16. Does Musgrave not realize that his screen passes aren’t working. They usually don’t when you run 5 in just over a quarter.
I think he's doing that for Ponder's benefit.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Also we have a TE who's hands are made of glue.
In Rudolph and another good TE in Shiancoe. Throw in some intermediate stuff to the TE’s I would think would be good for him also.
What?
Are you trying to tell me that TJ Yates isn’t Tom Brady or something? Quit it.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
nice tackle by Sherels, though
he’s quick
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Our defense lost it's toughness when
Big Pat left
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions
i gotta say it again, BBurton is in instead of Ced
…i think Cedric is, in fact, in Frazier’s doghouse…
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Cedric Griffin
Still not playing after all.
Sapp and Marcus Sherels are manning the corner spots, with Brandon Burton playing the nickel spot.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:49 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, no surprise there
the Saints and Packers are the NFLs favorite teams so you can’t hit them.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Wow.
Jamarca Sanford is a MORON.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
That play was PERFECTLY
legal. The ball carrier had not set a foot out of bounds and decided to slow down. He made a solid hit to knock him out of bounds. No Fun League.
I'm still a Minnesotan at heart...
The guy's a beast
He needs to have a bigger role on this team going forward.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
And a steal,
no idea how we got him in the 4th round when he was supposed to go in the 1st.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Bad attitude is what I recall hearing.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Could be,
but 4th round is a good place to take a flier on a kid like that.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Holding = makeup call
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
Pass interference = makeup call for the Saints
You can’t have everything even when it comes to the Vikes…always gotta be 1 step in favor of the opposition.
I'm still a Minnesotan at heart...
weak call
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
bad call
Sproles was slowing down but made no indication he was going out of bounds.
hold made up for it, though.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
LOL and a false start
thanks, Saints.
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1st and 25
Man. . .if we can’t get a stop here. . .
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
Unless, of course
We give up a huge PI penalty to turn that 1st and 25 into 1st and goal.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
They called that holding
to stop a full blown riot
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
"holding offense, to make up for our stupid call on #33"
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
Oh my gosh if we get called for PI
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what a joke
We give all the yards back on PI
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions
Are you kidding me right now
screw refs.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
c'mon....... really??
talk that over.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
They did talk it over
Ref- what was the call
Back Judge – nothing really, but this is the Vikes right
Ref – Yeah, so PI against the VIkes?
Back Judge – sounds good. what are you doing after the game?
Ref – dinner with Drew and Sean
Back Judge – Aw nice, where in town?
Ref – No, Saints private jet, but we’ll talk in a bit, gotta make the call
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
Ref - Numbers no longer in service.
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry,
how was that PI other than that it was good coverage?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
EJ had in INT if he'd played the ball
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions
yeah, but it didn't look like there was much contact at all.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Six points from the refs there
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions
That's a bunch of bologna.
you’d think they’d play a little smarter after admitting to that no call on the face mask there. Anyone wanna play words with friends?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
LOL wow.
that was on Sanford.
our guys need to figure out how to watch the damn ball.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
"and the vikings bend over, lube their hole and THE SAINTS, GO, ALL, THE, WAY".
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
That was pretty visual.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Hey NFL
The Vikings can lose games on their own just fine. They don’t need the referees’ assistance.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:54 PM CST reply actions
Might not want to wait so long to put Webb in this time.
He can make a comeback if he has the time.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon
by JethroBoViking on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST reply actions
No point in pulling Ponder unless he's struggling mightily,
and right now it’s the O-line. Ponder needs the XP
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
FromTom Pelissero on twitter
“Cedric Griffin watching the entire game with a towel over his head, arms crossed. What a pro.”
Want him to be gone.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
I know getting sat down is tough...
…but being a bad sport about it can’t help his chances to play on some other team. Who wants to deal with sulking in their locker room?
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
it's all about the team record
Packers get all the calls b/c they’re 13-0.
when you get a 2-11 team vs a 10-3 team, there’s already a bias that the team with the better record is going to be making plays, not penalties.
same reason why they call personal fouls on elite QBs and not rookie or unproven QBs.
same reason why Revis can get away with PI when he commits it.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
You know how many yards the offense picked up on both drives after the turnovers?
-10 yards. Pathetic
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 12:55 PM CST reply actions
On pretty awesome field position too.
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Yup.
Should’ve had at least 1 TD.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
KC still moving the ball on the Pack.
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 18, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions
Fuck you, Sean Payton
Trying to run up the score. You can go get sodomized by an elephant.
by Purpledork on Dec 18, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
agreed
payton is an jerk if you need that against a 2-11 team your in trouble. again everson in on a play
by mnvikenavyfb on Dec 18, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
running up the score?
the offense is supposed to put points on the board and the defense is supposed to stop them. These guys are paid athletes, this is their job. If they want the saints to stop running up the score, then can go out and stop them.
That's bullshit
At the time, our Offense had done jack shit. Saints had no reason to think it wouldn’t be another 3 and out. They just wanted to be dicks.
How the FUCK did we get that?
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions
What a dick.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
is Graham a ginger??
huh. who knew.
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EGriffen, there again
well done, kid.
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Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Screw the Saints for that crap
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions
Did Sean Peyton just go for on sides?
What a prick.
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what an asshole
fucking saints
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oooh cheap hit on Burton!!
is that legal if the ball hadn’t gone 10yds yet??
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Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
This is how Johnny Knox got hurt
One word: ouch.

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions
oh damn...
hope he’s ok… holy crap.
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Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Dude, that's sick
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
Holy crap.
It hurts just to watch that.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
I saw that
that would be soooooo painful.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Hey Sean,
your onside kicks aren’t cool anymore. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Landon
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Okay, now Payton needs to get violated hard in the U-NO-WHAT.
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wallet?
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Who the hell is Patrick Brown?
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Why what happened?
Is he playing now instead of Loadholt?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
No, he was hurt on the kick return
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Dang.
I got my hopes up.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Backup o-lineman
Hasn’t played a hell of a lot.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe our new nickel corner?
At this rate he might have to be.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
The future of the o-line.
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Dec 18, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
If the Saints are going to do that sort of thing
The Vikings actually need to DO something with it, other than a field goal.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions
oh, c'mon you guys!!
i know it was a douche move, but they aren’t running up the damn score. it’s a one possession game.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Is Indy beating Tennessee right now?
lolololol
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I think they did something dickish to AP there.
He normally never says anything to the D after a run.
WOOOOO AP Fantasy points baby!!
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There ya go AP!!!!
What a sight for sore eyes.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
ADRIAN PETERSSOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Ohhhh Harvin come on now.
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HE"SS BACCKKK!!
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
thank you adrian.
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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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Fake handoff
To Christian Ponder!?
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Chiefs on the doorstep.
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Adrian Peterson at 85% is better
than 93% of NFL running backs 73% of the time, statistically speaking.
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Do they even call a play when they put Webb in there?
Because it doesn’t look like it.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
MUSGRAVE !!!! STOP SCREWING AROUND, PLEASE.
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You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
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We need a touchdown here
Field goals are NOT going to do the job
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
Holy crap that Joe Webb stuff has to stop being called back to back times
so frustrating.
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this change up stuff at QB is stalling the offense
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TOBY TOUCHDOWN PASS!!!!!!!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
WOW, GREAT playcall!!
What Musgrave fucketh up, he unfucketh
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Agreed. That was pretty.
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That was a FILTHY play.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Really gives me hope for him having a full offseason to install his offense.
Still seems like there are some missed assignments and stuff.
Did Harvin miss another responsibility there?
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I really hope these stupid play calls
are just practice for next season…
Huh, that's a TD pass for Ponder.
time to go for 2 and tie the game
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TOBBYYY
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
WOW nice shovel pass
finally misdirection works.
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He's in
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
nice job toby.
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
And Frazier DOESN'T go for two
well done, Les.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Could just be that he wanted to get the points quick so no challenge.
Kind of scratching my head on that, too, though.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Don't even think about it until late in the second half
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
agreed, take the points. the score is actually close, even though the play isn't.
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Dec 18, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
+1
or should I say…plus two? :)
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
So what just happened there?
Where’s Ponder?
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still think
ap should have been in i understand making sure he isnt hurt again but still he didnt look bad on that long run
We're 2-11, he's not 100%
I don’t mind him getting limited reps. Yes, I fuckin’ hate the saints, but I love AP more.
Bromantically speaking.
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That would explain what's going on!
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Gerhardt for a good one...
Seems like I’ve seen a lot more shovel passes than in normal years…
by liveforadrenaline on Dec 18, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions
Now that's how we should use our
RB combo.
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions
That was awesome.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
anyone wanna complain again about how the Saints were trying to run up the score??
it’s a 1-pt game. that’s why Peyton tried it. lucky for us, it backfired.
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Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Personally I like the aggresiveness
and wish the Vikings would be more aggressive in all aspects of the game.
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
I actually like Payton's aggression
his offense is clicking, Vikes offense wasn’t doing anything. I can appreciate a coach that plays to win as opposed to one who plays not to lose.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
And 3rd and 10 on their own 3.
This is awesome.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
love it
if they lose i wont care if we get crushed
by mnvikenavyfb on Dec 18, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
If they lose
my worries will be gone.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Dream day
if Rams win and Pack loses.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
you're assuming we lose in that scenario...
…i’m all for securing the highest draft pick possible, but upsetting the Saints would be awesome. i don’t wanna say “moral victory”, but maybe we’d have a chance for NFL Network Replay…??
of course if the Packers lose, that’ll make Replay no doubt.
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Are there any Toby haters left?
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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions
Not after a touchdown in 4 straight games there isn't.
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I never understood the hate
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
He was horrible in Spiderman
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Lol
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Hahahahahaha +1
he was though..
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Aaron Rodgers is 4-13 passing with only 42 yards.
What the heck is the KC defense doing?
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions
No Jennings for the Pack
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
yup
everyone gushes over Rodgers, but the Packers offense is worthless w/o Jennings.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
let's not get crazy
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Stopping Rodgers.
I don’t care how it happens.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
The exact opposite of the Vikings defense?
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Haha Romeo Crennel:
“Now listen, guys…If we can do EVERYTHING the Vikings don’t do, we can beat these guys pretty good.”
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
that sounds like rodgers luck has not been kicking in
he is a great qb but some of the throws he makes are lucky
by mnvikenavyfb on Dec 18, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
No Greg Jennings
= no wins.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Packers are EXTREMELY lucky
to only be down 6. KC has been in the redzone three times.
Vikings scoring a TD?? Since when???
by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 18, 2011 1:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't understand how the Alcatraz tv show is going to work
A bunch of criminals from 80 years ago come to the present? They wouldn’t be able to do ANYTHING. Everything would be foreign and bizarre.
Hey JA, if you want to get the sack record
Ask the QB in week 17 to roll to your side and lie down in front of you. It worked for strahan.
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions
Nah Favre retired last year.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
yeah, I've never seen another player hand a guy a record
Except bert, so probably ain’t happening.
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Possibly
If the Bears are out of it, it’s probably Hanie. If they still have a shot at the post-season, Cutler might be back.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
he was trying to rub it our nose with onside and it bit him in the ass
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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions
Why is the CB 7 yards deep on 3rd and 1.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:14 PM CST reply actions
Have you seen our safeties?
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Wow nice Madden pass for the 3rd down right there.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Just tapped the button.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
"He's playing a 10-yard cushion!"
Press the button, press the button!
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I think Musgrave should be taking notes. Move the Pocket
"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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Sherels committed too soon
could’ve had a pick if he timed that correctly. hopefully he’ll learn from it.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
I am amazed that this is a one point game.
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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
wow 15 straight comletions for Breeze
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Packers haven’t scored yet.. what is this?
by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This...is...
JUSTICE!!!!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
benny sapp!
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You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Spiderman
And you don't trash talk about him
He has played well, respectively speaking
Glad he is back
Brees has three incompletions
Good lord.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions
Ponder only has 4!
Ohhhh, hold on…we only have 7 passing attempts.
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Not impressed.
Rodgers completed like his first 14 passes against us when we played the pack in Minny.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
by favorable do you mean we gave him a favorable spot to get the first down and let thin open to ensure that he wasn't too bothered when he caught it
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
What a throw.
I really hate the Saints, but you have to just sit back and be impressed by what Brees can do.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions
i wonder how many of his completions were across the middle...??
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Benny Sapp beating his chest because
Brees overthrew a wide open TE who couldn’t make a ridiculous one handed catch reminds me of Dwayne Rudd acting like he won the Super Bowl after he tackled a guy 20 yards downfield.
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he actually tipped the ball out from behind Graham's hand
barely got a finger on it, but he did.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
It's bizarro world in the NFL today
Panthers 21, Texans 0
Redskins 17, Giants 0
Chiefs 6, Packers 0
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions
I am content.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Don't forget the fact that we're only down 1
For now.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Gonzo, come up on gmail chat please
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Sorry for every one that wants us to lose today for a better pick but fk that we need to beat this jackwagon team
LOL
Conflicting, isn’t it?
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Yeah, I want us to lose because I think we actually have a decent shot at beating WAS and CHI
But man… I’d love to beat the Saints.
Woo Jared Allen in the face on that one1
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Excuse my failing to use the 'Shift' key on that one.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
No just a forced incompletion.
I was so excited though :(
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Anyone else notice
That Brian Robison has basically disappeared for the past two months?
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:21 PM CST reply actions
Yeah. Definitely has.
Everson Griffen is slowly getting more time, and I’m okay with it.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
shame we gave Robison so much money
he looked like he was worth it, but completely fell off the map after the first few games.
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Milk was a bad choice

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
The Rams are up!
So we can win AND still possibly get Matt! I’m so down!
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
C'mon Leslie
If you’re going to take the timeout, take it right away, don’t let 10 seconds run off the clock first
He makes chilly look like Tom Landry
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
No, in that regard he already looks like landry
But that’s where the comparisons end.
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
It's going to stay KC 6 Green Bay 0 at the half
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Way to leave a huge gap in the middle of the field.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:22 PM CST reply actions
It's okay, if there were a Cover-2 there we would've had someone-
oh wait. I’m not going to finish that sentence.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
I dunno
Our linebackers shoulda been in that play…
by liveforadrenaline on Dec 18, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
That's one of my fave plays in Madden
Hit the RB on the angle route…works like a charm.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
Herrera = done-dee.
new RG, please.
Fusco, Berger, Love… ANYONE…
"Th_r_'s n_ h_p_ f_r _ssh_l_ f_ckw_ts."
Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Ponder needs to take Shotgun snaps 15 yards back from the line of scrimmage.
Just so he can get more than a half second to throw.
only 1-1.5 seconds in the pocket for Ponder.
Musgrave, move the pocket
Fuck how hard is that
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How come the Saints see Viking screen coming a mile away
yet we can’t see their screens…ever?
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They have absolutely no respect for our passing game.
I don’t blame them either.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Im pretty sure we have negative net passing yards.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:26 PM CST reply actions
Almost. 7 yds apparently
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Lots of short passes except for two big overthrows.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
That forward lateral worked though.
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Dec 18, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. That was sweet.
A pass masquerading as a run.
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not even harvin can
deal with how bad the line is. if our line sucks this bad imagin what ap would do with a good line
Yes, 3ed and 17
so give it to the bowling ball up the middle.
Gonna go chug some bleach.
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welp, that was conceding the drive if i've ever seen it
clearly just want to take as much time off the clock. yeesh.
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Can I buy a vowel...?? +1, Kluwe.
Are we getting the ball back after half?
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Nope I predict an onside recovery
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
this short crap isn"t developing him
Its taking the safe route
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
I remember some long crap interceptions
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
when was that?
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
Regardless if you like Ponder or not
Why not call some plays that allow him to attack downfield
Billick: "What did McNabb do to deserve being benched?"
Answer: He upset PETA by killing every worm he came across on a football field.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
cause he has no online
hard to throw it when your running for you life
by mnvikenavyfb on Dec 18, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
It's not his strength, but I agree.
Second half approach will have to change
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Because for some reason SOMEONE in the organization
Is fixated on a really shrunken west coast offense…
by liveforadrenaline on Dec 18, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
They should
Run a bootleg or something. Get him moving, he is good at throwing on the run
this sums up the first half
Vikings-7 passing yards
Saints-211 passing yards.
awesome..-_-
What was the Eric comment earlier....
McNabbesque? Something like that.
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Yea, but ZERO turnovers
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by REVENGE4WEBB on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Is Ponder actually our QB of the future?
I mean our O Line is terrible. But even when he is well protected he over throws his receivers. Someone give me some positives about the guy?
When was he ever well protected this game???
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by UnBannedVikingholic on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
He doesn't have time to throw.
and he makes quick decisions. Blaine Gabbert would have died already if he played in Minnesota. I doubt Cam Newton and Andy Dalton would be doing crap, either.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
Like I said the O Line is bad. But...
When he gets some protection he doesn’t seem to make the right passes or decides to just scramble. While i’m all for drafting an O lineman in the draft I think we need to consider someone new at QB.
by MychalShannon1 on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Btw...
I never said Gabbert, Cam or Dalton would do better. I wouldn’t of drafted a QB in the draft. Ponder was a stupid pick.
by MychalShannon1 on Dec 18, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Why is Cedric Griffen sitting?
I’m not disagreeing with him sitting, I’m just wondering the reason. Is he being punished, or is it just because he sucks?
Benched due to bad performance
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Sucks + bad attitude I think.
Sitting on the bench with a towel on his head, not even watching this game? Kind of a dick move.
Ehhhhhhhh...
The guy busted his ass to make it back and be 60 percent of what he was.
I’d be bummed out too.
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—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I miss the Ponder we saw versus Denver.
He was slinging the ball all over the field.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, I agree
The play calling was much different. I’m not sure what Muskrat’s doing today. Apparently, neither does he.
back to normal then
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I miss the dang play calling from Denver
he got vertical routes all over the place. I want him to throw it around.
"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen
And Denver is supposed to be a "good" defense.
He looked great that game though.
I wish I could stop torturing myself.
By watching this. But, I can’t not be watching when the Vikings actually do something positive and come away with a win. Until then, it hurts. It hurts my stomach, it hurts my eyes, it hurts my head. It hurts….
I feel your pain
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
just got in suprised to see that we are only down by 8
by SouthernNorseman on Dec 18, 2011 1:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ever mix a Four Loko with vodka?
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You are receding…”
by BoneDaddyUSA on Dec 18, 2011 1:33 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Only six touches for AP
He looked fine to me…get him the ball more!
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 18, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions
Averaging what, 8 per touch right now?
I concur!
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Third Quarter Thread
Go go go!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 18, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions
Harvin has 3 catches for 8 yards.
Good ole Muskrat.
Because he's on short dump routes
Instead of spreading the field downfield…
by liveforadrenaline on Dec 18, 2011 1:36 PM CST reply actions

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