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Hello & Goodbye: Track 2 Winner Announced, McNabb Bounced

It was going to be such a nice, quiet Friday. I was going to dash off a quick post about who won the Track 2 challenge for the Daily Norseman's Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 playlist, and then I was going to bake Christmas cookies. Possibly listen to some Dean Martin--when baking I like to keep it mellow. But with yesterday's development of the Minnesota Vikings and Donovan McNabb deciding to part ways things have gotten more interesting and drama-filled heading into the weekend instead of less.

Join me after the jump to look back at the McNabb era and crown the Track 2 winner. Oh, and I announce a Track 3 challenge that I'm pretty sure I'll regret.

Star-divide

Today we learned via ESPN 1500 that McNabb had been running the scout team, meaning he'd sunk to third on the quarterback depth chart after coming into Minnesota with the intention of being the starter for the season. Back in week 6 when he was benched in favor of rookie quarterback Christian Ponder, McNabb said all the usual stuff about knowing that in football anything can happen and that every back-up knows he can be just one play away from being on the field. However, if McNabb was third on the quarterback depth-chart, then he was a lot farther from taking the field again as a Viking than he was in week 6, a slide he couldn't have been happy about. And, one would imagine that the cash-strapped Vikings weren't happy about paying McNabb $5 million in base salary to run the scout team.

So, without so much as an "it's not you, it's me", the Vikings and Donovan McNabb, a guy who's now been started and benched by three different teams in three successive seasons, are calling it quits.

While McNabb's decline in recent years provided enough reason to suspect that he wasn't going to have a Favre-ian renaissance with the Vikings, I don't think fans anticipated it turning into such a disappointing anti-climax. The Donovan McNabb experiment in Minnesota seemed like a reasonable, if not thrilling, idea at the start of the season and it's hard to fault Leslie Frazier's reasoning in adding a veteran quarterback to the team. Let Ponder learn behind McNabb for a season because the NFL lockout had prevented the Vikings' rookie quarterback from being able to workout with theVikings--McNabb could help mentor Ponder and ease his introduction to the NFL. It was a reasonable idea, it just didn't work.

That leaves us with two points of DN business tomfoolery: 1) presenting the Track 2 winner for the Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 and 2) announcing a Track 3 topic influenced by recent developments.

For Track 2 the challenge was to select a song that was an ode to Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen, and Percy Harvin, the guys who make us keep watching even during a 2-9 season. We received some good submissions and here are the top three.

In third place is a submission from HolySchnikes is "I'm Awesome" by Spose.

Second place is a tie between Metallica's "Hero of the Day" submitted by DM_Purp and Nelly's "Heart of a Champion" submitted by PURPpplEATER.

In first place was a song submitted by Thor82 and unanimously liked by the DN staff. Congratulations Thor82, I present your Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 Track 2.

Thor82 shouldn't get too comfortable with the hallowed DN Burger King crown though because, given the Donovan McNabb/Vikings split (nobody claimed him off waivers), Track 3 absolutely needs to be a break-up song.

To submit your Ultimate Misery Mix 2011 Track 3 Vikings/McNabb break-up song, in the comments list the song title and artist, a link to the song, and your reason for why your song is awesome and should be Track 3. I'm both looking forward to and dreading what you will submit for this one. Songs for Track 3 must be submitted by Saturday, December 3, 2011 before 11pm CST.

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Perhaps a little harsh, but it's the first thing that popped in my mind...

“Stop!” – Scotland Yard Gospel Choir

http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=56250648&ac=now

Maybe we should save this one for someone on the Chuck Knoblauch level of douchitude.

by Purpledork on Dec 2, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

They don't write 'em like that anymore :)

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

The greatest "breakup" song ever

(Well, along with Queen’s “Death on Two Legs”)

Ladies and gentlemen, “Song for the Dumped” by Ben Folds Five.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk_e31dnlE

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 2, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

Love that one.

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoo Hoo!

I won! Wait what did I win again? I guess buttering up the judge did work. ;) That wink is just for you Skol Girl.

"Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time."
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

by Thor82 on Dec 2, 2011 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

Buttering up the judge totally works.

And winking at me too! Is it getting warm in here?

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

Am I making you blush across the internet? :)

"Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time."
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

by Thor82 on Dec 3, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe.

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 5, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ray Charles

“Hit the Road Jack”

….and doncha come back no mo, no mo….

by a951racer on Dec 2, 2011 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

Oh MN, oh MN don't treat me so mean :)

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Lily Allen - "Not Big"

I mean.. some of the lyrics gotta be changed around, but it kinda fits.

Like the chorus, for example.

I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now at QB’ing
And that you’re small bad in the game.

by _clifton_ on Dec 2, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

Such a sunny sound for such a good break-up tune.

Not unlike her song “Smile”

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sonata Arctica - "Paid in Full"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeaeSYX4T4&feature=fvsr

If you alternate between McNabbs’ and the Vikings’ points of view, it makes quite a bit of sense.

by Mebera on Dec 2, 2011 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

What do you suppose the chances of McNabb singing thing one are?

I’m thinking slim :)

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta do it...mandatory Metallica "Fade to Black" (bold emphasis by me)

Life it seems will fade away
Drifting further everyday
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly loss this can’t be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me but now, he’s gone
[GONE GONE GONE – you have no more Mcnabb, you hear me!?!?]

No one but me can save myself, but its too late
Now I can’t think, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye
Goodbye

White Horn Gold Pants

by DM_Purp on Dec 2, 2011 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

I've always liked that song.

Although, of Nickleback’s songs, I think Rockstar is my favorite.

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They are kind of like the AC/DC of Gen Y’ers.

by DonBorvio on Dec 3, 2011 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Sure...I guess

I really don’t add much to most of the conversations most of the time anyway.

by Norse Force on Dec 2, 2011 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry...

should have been a response to Purpledork.

by Norse Force on Dec 2, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

How about...

Coffee and TV by Blur, great break up song on great break up album.

(Hope this link works ok, as I’m posting from my mobile):

http://vimeo.com/m/16342611

Best opening two lines of any song ever:

“Do you feel like a chain store,
Practically floored.”

And a great video, which for our purposes could be Donovan as the Milk carton and, dare I say it, Brett (2009 version) as the missing person.

by Beserker on Dec 2, 2011 5:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, that could work.

Man, I get all nostalgic thinking about 2009 Brett—that was quite a year.

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll throw this one out there

“Gone” by Jack Johnson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rItHumCNNQ&feature=related

I think this one describes the whole McNabb situation pretty well:

“Look at you, out to make a deal.
You try to be appealing, but you lose your appeal.
And what about those shoes you’re in today?
They’ll do no good, on the bridges you burnt along the way.”

“Gone, with your head.
Leave your footprints,
And we’ll shame them with our words.”

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 2, 2011 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

Scratch that!!

Right Place, Wrong Time by Dr. John.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW6Zn3ZF7Do

Yes, that is my final answer. :P

"Like I said, I don’t think anybody on this team knows what schism is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it. And I was like whoa, we preach abstinence around these parts." - Jared Allen

by Landonio on Dec 2, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, the voodoo practioner himself :)

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Paul Gauguin

http://www.dailynorseman.com/

by Skol Girl on Dec 2, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

"Home" by Daughtry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ytod23dBeI

Fits his possible return to Chicago perfectly

Hey Green Bay, where's your WNBA title???

by SDVike on Dec 2, 2011 10:10 PM CST reply actions  

Don't Follow by Alice in Chains

Hey, I ain’t never coming home.
Hey, I’ll just wander my own road.
Hey-hey, I can’t meet you here tomorrow – no, no.
Say goodbye don’t follow -
Misery so hollow.

Hey you, you’re livin’ life full throttle.
Hey you, pass me down that bottle, yeh…
Hey-hey you, you can’t shake me round now.
I get so lost and don’t know how, yeh…
It hurts to care, I’m goin’ now.

Well I forgot my woman, lost my friends
Things I’ve done and where I’ve been,
Sleep in sweat – the mirror’s cold -
Seen my face? It’s growin’ old -
Scared to death, no reason why
Do whatever to get me by,
Think about the things I’ve said
Read the page its cold and dead

An’ take me home!
Yeah! Take me home!
Oh-oh… take me home
Take me home, yeah.
Take me home. Yeah, oh.

Say goodbye. Don’t follow.

by newps on Dec 2, 2011 10:30 PM CST reply actions  

Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) by Motley Crue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9sEBBCIZ54

“Seasons must change, separate paths, separate ways”

“We were walking through some youth, smiling though some pain” sounds like McNabb walking the sidelines smiling at another loss.

“My friends called today, down from L.A.” Don’t even want to talk about this one.

“Girl, don’t go away mad, just go away” self explanatory.

by suns_shine on Dec 2, 2011 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley

This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die.
But it’s over
Just hear this and then I’ll go:
You gave me more to live for,
More than you’ll ever know.

— some other garbage, and then:

Did you say, “No, this can’t happen to me”?
And did you rush to the phone to call?
Was there a voice unkind in the back of your mind saying,
“Maybe, you didn’t know him at all,
you didn’t know him at all,
oh, you didn’t know”?

by Norselord on Dec 3, 2011 7:54 AM CST reply actions  

Everchanging - Rise Against

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPXhiOvh9Ok

You got Mcnabb about being passed on the depth chart by Joe Webb
“And now something
Has kept me here too long
And you can’t leave me
If I’m already gone”

And of course the Vikings trying to convince the fans:
“With the reasons clear
We’ll spend another year
Without direction, full of fear
But now things will be different”

by Simply_Greatness on Dec 3, 2011 9:12 AM CST reply actions  

See You In My Nightmares

Kanye West ft. Lil Wayne.

Appropriate, I would imagine.

by Matt Capelle on Dec 3, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

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