Minnesota Vikings At Washington Redskins - Second Quarter Open Thread
The Vikings have an early lead over the Washington Redskins, thanks to a Brian Robison strip sack of Rex Grossman early that turned into a 37-yard field goal from Ryan Longwell.
The Vikings' defense has held up very well thus far, and the Redskins have helped us out with an offsides penalty on a 4th-and-4 play that allowed the Vikings to hold on to the football. That was followed up with what can only be classed as an absolute cheap shot on a sliding Christian Ponder by Washington safety Reed Doughty, who will be getting a letter from the league office this week and probably should have been ejected.
The Vikings are currently looking at a 2nd-and-goal from the Redskins' 1-yard line as we start the second quarter of play with Minnesota leading 3-0 in front of. . .well, dozens of fans at FedEx Field. Seriously, there are more people in the Game Thread than there are in the stadium.
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TOUCHDOWN, VIKINGS!
Adrian Peterson following a HUGE block by Letroy Guion.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions
LETROY GUION!
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions
TD AP
with Letroy Guion doing his Randall McDaniel impersonation. Sweet!
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When was the last time we had a 10 point lead?
Seems like ages. Damn it feels good
Next we need to see an Allen sack
followed by an INT setting us up with another short field
Ponder is one tough SOB
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
C'mon Longwell
…because that’s not what you do.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions
Oh, you wacky special teams
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
seriously?
The Vikings are gonna win this game and we’re not gonna pick number 1. Leave it to the Vikings to be the only team to ironically lose when they win.
Were you not here for the first four games of the season?
The Vikings are letting the script play itself out. Patience, young Padawan.
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Jinx
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Another remarkable stat
This is Mike Shanahan’s 31st game as the Washington Redskins’ head coach, and the Redskins have had a turnover in every single one of those games.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
If I was an offensive coordinator coaching against the Vikings
I would call nothing but screen passes.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions
Remember how we felt when the VIkes were fighting the Saints
for homefield advantage a couple years back, and now they’re fighting for the #1 pick in the draft this year?
Yeah, those feel nothing alike. Damn it.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Deion Sanders just called
And he said that tackling was terrible.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions
Our defense sucks.
No pressure whatsoever.
by All Day, All Night on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions
Our secondary's suckiness at covering people
Is surpassed only by their inability to tackle.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions
At safety?
asking a lot aren’t you
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Bring in the Waterboy
I mean it worked in a movie, and we’re all dreaming if we think the DBs we have will cut it
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
That's some high quality H2O
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
He said "penetrated"
Hehehehe
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions
They might challenge this
But I think he got the ball across the plane before it popped out.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions
Can't remember.
Does the NFL review every touchdown without having to call a challenge?
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Tackling?
Where they do that at?
by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 24, 2011 12:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Does anybody here
Play DB? Anyone? Please call the Vikings ASAP if you do.
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 12:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't.....
But a couple more beers and I’ll probably be more than willing to fly out there and do it.
by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I need to find an agent first.
I’ll ask him to load up on guaranteed money. Then I’ll show up and pull a hammie on my first play. I need the money, but not the head, shoulder, knee, toe injuries.
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I played DB in middle school...
When we had 30 vs. 30 games with 29 receivers and a QB who couldn’t be rushed until 5 Mississippi.
Does that count?
Let's see
Play 6 yards off when it is 1st and goal inside the 5. Then let them have the inside route.
Brilliant!!
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Old enough to be Darren Sharper
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Uncle Sam autorec engage
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Don Glover quote of the day:
“Son, it’s not that I don’t care about the Vikings this year. I’m just apathetic.”
There is no truth to the rumor that my dad and Yogi Berra were brothers separated at birth.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
You need to mike him up
for the Bears game!
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne
Best Result
AP breaks record, JA gets 3 sacks, Sausage gets td…and Vikes lose.
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Who are these commentators?
This must be who you get when you suck too bad to even get Brian Billick.
Chris Myers
and Tim Ryan. In SPanish they translate to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb Ass.
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And the Webbcat works for the first time this year
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
All of the sudden it looks like we have weapons
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
It's the option!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Herrera out at guard
Fusco in there in his place
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions
Wow
A bounce of the football went our way?
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST reply actions
Aromashodu...
Don’t do that.
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow. Fumble out of bounds.
I think luck is going our way, but the other Luck is slipping away.
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fuck!
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Big run by Peterson
So, of course, there’s a hold.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Like you mentioned
It would be better for AP to get that record at home anyway.
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A webb sighting!! Nd ap just a routine play, RUNIED by phil loadofcrap…
by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Loadhold strikes again
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions
Phil Load-of-crap-holt
Fuckem
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Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kind of mind blowing when you put a i, l and ! together
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Turf monster
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions
Anybody else like Chris Meyers and Tim Ryan?
I do, especially Ryan. he has a clue and isn’t too over the top while discusssing the game.
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
It appears that Christian Ponder
Took sliding lessons from Kent Hrbek.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
The old 5 second dump off play.
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Cammy!
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Wow
Great grab by Camarillo, but it’s going to be short of the sticks.
Screw it, go for it here.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions
Nice grab by:

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions
Why are we going for it?
Take the points.
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Oh of course. Take a time out and change your mind.
Ground Hog Day.
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Because it didn't work when we were 0-2.
:-)
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Going for it
Screw it, I want Kalil over a crapload of draft picks, anyway.
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Bring in Webb, Ponder threw that too high
/sarcasm
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Both of his deeper throws have been lollipops.
On the money, lollipops.
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Hand off to Ponder coming up!
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Victory Formation
take a knee.
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Time for Ponder bootleg
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And Peterson jumps
Seriously? SERIOUSLY????
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And Peterson false starts
For crying out loud.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions
False start on AP
D’oh.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions
Damn u purple jesus
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd no points
Wow.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
...Because that's what Ryan Longwell doesn't do.
Way to cost us 3-7 points AP!
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions
lol
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions
That's just what he
IS FREAKIN NOT WHAT HE"S SUPPOSED TO DO!
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and that is why we have only one two games
by SouthernNorseman on Dec 24, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions
Short and wide
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Don Glover:
This team couldn’t get laid if they walked in to a whorehouse wearing a suit made of $100 bills.
This is Comedy gold, sports fans. GOLD!
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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I can not rec this enough
Well done, sir.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
With mistakes like this
It’s almost surprising that we actually have two wins this year.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions
Need to go to the bathroom.
First to vomit. Then to weep uncontrollably.
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man Longwell...
I don’t trust that guy past 40 yards. pathetic
Let's draft one first round!
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Russel Erxleben laughs at you
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Jerome Simpson just scored the TD of the year.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions
Jared Allen has busted his ass on every play all year
Our own Charlie Hustle.
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions
and i said that before the sack
"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."
—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.
by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Journeyman WR makes amazing catch
Star running back false starts.
Automatic, veteran kicker misses field goal.
The Aristocrats.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:11 PM CST reply actions
this is good
pains me to say this, but we need to lose out, for a better future.
Predicting a pick six
for Gross Rexman.
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Or a JA SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL
Rec’d
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
HE WENT TO JARED!
Make it 18.5 for #69!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions
Only 4.5 away from the record!

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions
Line so bad
I think Alameda ta’amu (spelling? ) is looking better and better
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cover 2, giving back what Jared tok away
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And we follow that up
By not putting a defender anywhere within 15 yards of Donte Stallworth on 3rd and 16. Bad strategy.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:13 PM CST reply actions
Have to counteract the good by doing something really really stupid. like calling a prevent D
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
This is like watching a game between gentlemen
Redskins: “How about I go offside on your punt to give you another chance at something good?”
Vikings: “Why thank you, good sir. Allow me to return the favor with my running back falling to his knees prior to the hand off.”
Redskins: Oh, you are too kind. Let me throw away one of my challenges on a meaningless play."
Vikings: “Ha ha. Jolly good. Let me shank a field goal.”
Redskins: “Hold on now. I thought you’d already evened it up with your RT’s jump on that last drive.”
Vikings: “Oh no. He does that every game. Besides you had Grossman fumble for us earlier.”
Redskins: “Actually, he does that every game.”
Vikings: “Let’s just put this game out of its misery and square off at 10 paces.”
Redskins: "Capital idea! You know now that I think about it, I kind of wish I’d kept McNabb on the team. Oh well. Grossman! Grab that flintlock pistol and get out there!
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That's funny stuff.
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
Another wide open receiver
And Grossman, after starting the game 1-for-5, is now 9-for-14.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions
but here's the kicker...
is it worse than ours? :P
i havent played qb since middle school
And I could tear this “secondary” apart
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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
How about this...
Nonstop 12 man blitzes. Create the chance for Jared Allen, since the secondary’s worthless out in the field anyways.
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Dad:
“Well, the defense might not be able to tackle, but at least they make up for it by not being able to cover receivers I’ve never heard of.”
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Victor Cruz sees your front-flip touchdown
And raises you a 99-yard touchdown reception.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions
Sorry
Simpson’s flip was still better. We’ll see that one about 5,000 times in the next couple days.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
More impressed that he landed the flip. guys try that a million times i think it's the first time I've seen someone land it
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
That flip was incredible. No way someone running 99yards is better.
by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 24, 2011 1:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Argh, I benched him this week in FF
This is why I’m playing in the consolation bracket.
well it looks like Grossman is going to have a career day
Merry Christmas to the Grossmans!
Wow
E.J. Henderson might have gotten away with one there.
But hey, even we can get away with one every once in a while, I guess.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:20 PM CST reply actions
If the Vikings win........
the NFL will certainly overturn the victory because of an obviously blown call.
Where was
McNabb’s name up there?
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What do you have, a keyword pop up notifier?
Redskins: “Capital idea! You know now that I think about it, I kind of wish I’d kept McNabb on the team. Oh well. Grossman! Grab that flintlock pistol and get out there.”
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Don Glover, football sage:
Dad: “Son, I thought Rex Grossman was terrible.”
Me: “He is, Dad.”
Dad: “Except today, against the Vikings. Makes sense.”
//Dad rubs forehead, does facepalm.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
i would love to watch a game with your dad
by SouthernNorseman on Dec 24, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
It's getting to be can't miss TV
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Penalty on Fusco
Damn it to hell.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
Fusco seems to have a habit of doing that
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that guy got
Fuscoed
Don't you know who the *^$% I am?
by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
One more from Don Glover, football sage:
“Why the hell are you picking a fight when you’re 2-12? You should punch yourself in the face, might knock some sense into you. Dumbass.”
And the half ends.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
We'll have to find something else to blow
No dirty responses please
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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Musgrave is a HORRIBLE play caller!
TO at the Redskins 20+ yard line and he calls THREE run plays for a total of 2 yards. PATHETIC. Everyone knows once your defense makes a great play (Robison), you immediately take an aggressive shot to the endzone. Instead, Musgrave calls his continuing-all-season-long-conservative-pathetic play calls. Time for him to go as well as Frazier since he believes the Vikes can win with Musgrave’s offense. I don’t see it. Too many times has Harvin been on the sidelines this year when the Vikes have been in the redzone.
At times he seems to get into a bit of a groove
remember all those end-arounds that were picking up 10 – 15 yards consistently. But I should emphasis “at times”. Key words there.
dixter20 at times
the “times” have been far and few between. We have the Best RB in the history of the game and Musgrave simply can not complement that enough in the passing game to on a consistent basis. If I played the Vikes, I’d put nine men in the box and dare Musgrave to beat us in the passing game. The teams that have done that have beaten us easily.
But what is WORSE is
The defense play calling on 3rd and long. I’ve seen too many conversions given up this year . Linebackers and secondary are out of position regularly. The Redskins 3rd and 19 conversion is one example of this that has happened consistently throughout the season.
Trying it again
The Jerome Simpson TD:

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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:31 PM CST reply actions
It looks like he jumped higher on this one.
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I bet the soundtrack to the clip goes something like this
Weeeeeeee!! I’m flying…uh oh…Houston we have a problem…Aiggh…Gonna die…(IMPACT)…Ah, yeesss! I knew it. I stuck that thing, baby! Never in doubt!"
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AP's year is done.
And possibly more.
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by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions
Christ.
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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AP's knee just got Culpepper'd
Fuck.
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Third quarter thread
Sorry it’s late.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions
Didn't think 2011 season could get worse.
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Yea....
Why they even played him when he isn’t 100% was mistake number 1 and just begging for this, but, seeya next year adrian :(

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