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Minnesota Vikings At Washington Redskins - Second Quarter Open Thread

LANDOVER, MD - DECEMBER 24: Running back Adrian Peterson #28 of the Minnesota Vikings huddles up with teammates before playing against the Washington Redskins at FedEx Field on December 24, 2011 in Landover, Maryland. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

The Vikings have an early lead over the Washington Redskins, thanks to a Brian Robison strip sack of Rex Grossman early that turned into a 37-yard field goal from Ryan Longwell.

The Vikings' defense has held up very well thus far, and the Redskins have helped us out with an offsides penalty on a 4th-and-4 play that allowed the Vikings to hold on to the football. That was followed up with what can only be classed as an absolute cheap shot on a sliding Christian Ponder by Washington safety Reed Doughty, who will be getting a letter from the league office this week and probably should have been ejected.

The Vikings are currently looking at a 2nd-and-goal from the Redskins' 1-yard line as we start the second quarter of play with Minnesota leading 3-0 in front of. . .well, dozens of fans at FedEx Field. Seriously, there are more people in the Game Thread than there are in the stadium.

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TOUCHDOWN, VIKINGS!

Adrian Peterson following a HUGE block by Letroy Guion.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

10-0!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

TD AP

with Letroy Guion doing his Randall McDaniel impersonation. Sweet!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

Next we need to see an Allen sack

followed by an INT setting us up with another short field

by JDogg926 on Dec 24, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Ponder is one tough SOB

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

WTF

Longwell?

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, you wacky special teams

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

seriously?

The Vikings are gonna win this game and we’re not gonna pick number 1. Leave it to the Vikings to be the only team to ironically lose when they win.

by PurpleEaters on Dec 24, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Were you not here for the first four games of the season?

The Vikings are letting the script play itself out. Patience, young Padawan.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Another remarkable stat

This is Mike Shanahan’s 31st game as the Washington Redskins’ head coach, and the Redskins have had a turnover in every single one of those games.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Remember how we felt when the VIkes were fighting the Saints

for homefield advantage a couple years back, and now they’re fighting for the #1 pick in the draft this year?

Yeah, those feel nothing alike. Damn it.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Our secondary's suckiness at covering people

Is surpassed only by their inability to tackle.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

Now Raymonds down!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

Bring in Joe Webb

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

At safety?

asking a lot aren’t you

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

We're out of guys!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring in the Waterboy

I mean it worked in a movie, and we’re all dreaming if we think the DBs we have will cut it

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's some high quality H2O

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

They might challenge this

But I think he got the ball across the plane before it popped out.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions  

Can't remember.

Does the NFL review every touchdown without having to call a challenge?

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Automatic challenging with a score

So we won’t be on the hook for a timeout if it goes badly.

by Purpledork on Dec 24, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anybody here

Play DB? Anyone? Please call the Vikings ASAP if you do.

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 12:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I don't.....

But a couple more beers and I’ll probably be more than willing to fly out there and do it.

by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to find an agent first.

I’ll ask him to load up on guaranteed money. Then I’ll show up and pull a hammie on my first play. I need the money, but not the head, shoulder, knee, toe injuries.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I played DB in middle school...

When we had 30 vs. 30 games with 29 receivers and a QB who couldn’t be rushed until 5 Mississippi.

Does that count?

by Purpledork on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You're hired.

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by Odin on Dec 24, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's see

Play 6 yards off when it is 1st and goal inside the 5. Then let them have the inside route.

Brilliant!!

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by Odin on Dec 24, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

LOL!

Excellent!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Old enough to be Darren Sharper

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Uncle Sam autorec engage

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Don Glover quote of the day:

“Son, it’s not that I don’t care about the Vikings this year. I’m just apathetic.”

There is no truth to the rumor that my dad and Yogi Berra were brothers separated at birth.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

You need to mike him up

for the Bears game!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Best Result

AP breaks record, JA gets 3 sacks, Sausage gets td…and Vikes lose.

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Who are these commentators?

This must be who you get when you suck too bad to even get Brian Billick.

by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Chris Myers

and Tim Ryan. In SPanish they translate to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb Ass.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

And the Webbcat works for the first time this year

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

Great....

Now they’ll be calling it more.

by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

All of the sudden it looks like we have weapons

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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Webb!

Quit talking over the play, announcers.

by Purpledork on Dec 24, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

It's the option!

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Herrera out at guard

Fusco in there in his place

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

haha

GOOD ONE!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

A bounce of the football went our way?

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Aromashodu...

Don’t do that.

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Wow. Fumble out of bounds.

I think luck is going our way, but the other Luck is slipping away.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

fuck!

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Big run by Peterson

So, of course, there’s a hold.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Like you mentioned

It would be better for AP to get that record at home anyway.

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

FLAG

CRAP – LOADHOLT

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

A webb sighting!! Nd ap just a routine play, RUNIED by phil loadofcrap…

by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 24, 2011 1:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Oh wow!

Loadholt holding again!

by chaosg on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Phil Load-of-crap-holt

Fuckem

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of mind blowing when you put a i, l and ! together

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Horrible slide.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Hahaha

Ponder slid early that time… he doesn’t trust the Redskins to play clean.

by Purpledork on Dec 24, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Anybody else like Chris Meyers and Tim Ryan?

I do, especially Ryan. he has a clue and isn’t too over the top while discusssing the game.

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by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

It appears that Christian Ponder

Took sliding lessons from Kent Hrbek.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

The old 5 second dump off play.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Cammy!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Cametoerillo!

WOW!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Great grab by Camarillo, but it’s going to be short of the sticks.

Screw it, go for it here.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Why are we going for it?

Take the points.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Oh of course. Take a time out and change your mind.

Ground Hog Day.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Because it didn't work when we were 0-2.

:-)

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Better put Toby out there....

And keep Harvin Rudolph and AP on the sidelines for this one. :P

by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Going for it

Screw it, I want Kalil over a crapload of draft picks, anyway.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

How did Cammy survive that fall? Ouch.

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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Bring in Webb, Ponder threw that too high

/sarcasm

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Both of his deeper throws have been lollipops.

On the money, lollipops.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hand off to Ponder coming up!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Victory Formation

take a knee.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Time for Ponder bootleg

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

And Peterson jumps

Seriously? SERIOUSLY????

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

And Peterson false starts

For crying out loud.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Field goal time.

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Damn u purple jesus

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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd no points

Wow.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

That's just what he

IS FREAKIN NOT WHAT HE"S SUPPOSED TO DO!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

That was pasthetic

I’m giving myself a 10 minute time out to the red zone channel

by dsludo on Dec 24, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Short and wide

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by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Don Glover:

This team couldn’t get laid if they walked in to a whorehouse wearing a suit made of $100 bills.

This is Comedy gold, sports fans. GOLD!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I can not rec this enough

Well done, sir.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

With mistakes like this

It’s almost surprising that we actually have two wins this year.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Need to go to the bathroom.

First to vomit. Then to weep uncontrollably.

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by Odin on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

man Longwell...

I don’t trust that guy past 40 yards. pathetic

by dixter20 on Dec 24, 2011 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Let's draft one first round!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Russel Erxleben laughs at you

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHA!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Jared Allen has busted his ass on every play all year

Our own Charlie Hustle.

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

and i said that before the sack

"We owe him a lot more than he owes us at this point. He's been stellar all year. He still gave us a chance to win this one, and we've got to find a way."

—C Josh Bailey, on G Al Montoya after a 5-3 loss Tuesday in Montreal.

by BobbyNystromOwnsYou on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Journeyman WR makes amazing catch

Star running back false starts.

Automatic, veteran kicker misses field goal.

The Aristocrats.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

this is good

pains me to say this, but we need to lose out, for a better future.

by mattnmics on Dec 24, 2011 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Predicting a pick six

for Gross Rexman.

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Or a JA SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

HE WENT TO JARED!

Make it 18.5 for #69!

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

Line so bad

I think Alameda ta’amu (spelling? ) is looking better and better

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Cover 2, giving back what Jared tok away

"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

And we follow that up

By not putting a defender anywhere within 15 yards of Donte Stallworth on 3rd and 16. Bad strategy.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Have to counteract the good by doing something really really stupid. like calling a prevent D

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

^^^^

considering he has absolutely no help from the secondary…it’s amazing the Dline has any sacks!

by chaosg on Dec 24, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

No wonder the Jets suck....

They have the Pepsi guy giving them their halftime talks.

by gerkvoltage on Dec 24, 2011 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

This is like watching a game between gentlemen

Redskins: “How about I go offside on your punt to give you another chance at something good?”
Vikings: “Why thank you, good sir. Allow me to return the favor with my running back falling to his knees prior to the hand off.”
Redskins: Oh, you are too kind. Let me throw away one of my challenges on a meaningless play."
Vikings: “Ha ha. Jolly good. Let me shank a field goal.”
Redskins: “Hold on now. I thought you’d already evened it up with your RT’s jump on that last drive.”
Vikings: “Oh no. He does that every game. Besides you had Grossman fumble for us earlier.”
Redskins: “Actually, he does that every game.”
Vikings: “Let’s just put this game out of its misery and square off at 10 paces.”
Redskins: "Capital idea! You know now that I think about it, I kind of wish I’d kept McNabb on the team. Oh well. Grossman! Grab that flintlock pistol and get out there!

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

That's funny stuff.

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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Another wide open receiver

And Grossman, after starting the game 1-for-5, is now 9-for-14.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

i havent played qb since middle school

And I could tear this “secondary” apart

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

How about this...

Nonstop 12 man blitzes. Create the chance for Jared Allen, since the secondary’s worthless out in the field anyways.

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Dad:

“Well, the defense might not be able to tackle, but at least they make up for it by not being able to cover receivers I’ve never heard of.”

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

Victor Cruz sees your front-flip touchdown

And raises you a 99-yard touchdown reception.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry

Simpson’s flip was still better. We’ll see that one about 5,000 times in the next couple days.

by Eric J. Thompson on Dec 24, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

More impressed that he landed the flip. guys try that a million times i think it's the first time I've seen someone land it

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by Marcus.Grayson on Dec 24, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

That flip was incredible. No way someone running 99yards is better.

by AP's Future Replacement on Dec 24, 2011 1:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Argh, I benched him this week in FF

This is why I’m playing in the consolation bracket.

by DangerDale on Dec 24, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

E.J. Henderson might have gotten away with one there.

But hey, even we can get away with one every once in a while, I guess.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

If the Vikings win........

the NFL will certainly overturn the victory because of an obviously blown call.

by Mel Allen on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Where was

McNabb’s name up there?

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

What do you have, a keyword pop up notifier?
Redskins: “Capital idea! You know now that I think about it, I kind of wish I’d kept McNabb on the team. Oh well. Grossman! Grab that flintlock pistol and get out there.”

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Don Glover, football sage:

Dad: “Son, I thought Rex Grossman was terrible.”

Me: “He is, Dad.”

Dad: “Except today, against the Vikings. Makes sense.”

//Dad rubs forehead, does facepalm.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

It's getting to be can't miss TV

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Peterson made a nice run

FLAG

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by JethroBoViking on Dec 24, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Penalty on Fusco

Damn it to hell.

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Fusco seems to have a habit of doing that

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

that guy got

Fuscoed

Don't you know who the *^$% I am?

by Jeppernaut on Dec 24, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

One more from Don Glover, football sage:

“Why the hell are you picking a fight when you’re 2-12? You should punch yourself in the face, might knock some sense into you. Dumbass.”

And the half ends.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Musgrave is a HORRIBLE play caller!

TO at the Redskins 20+ yard line and he calls THREE run plays for a total of 2 yards. PATHETIC. Everyone knows once your defense makes a great play (Robison), you immediately take an aggressive shot to the endzone. Instead, Musgrave calls his continuing-all-season-long-conservative-pathetic play calls. Time for him to go as well as Frazier since he believes the Vikes can win with Musgrave’s offense. I don’t see it. Too many times has Harvin been on the sidelines this year when the Vikes have been in the redzone.

by AzVikings on Dec 24, 2011 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

At times he seems to get into a bit of a groove

remember all those end-arounds that were picking up 10 – 15 yards consistently. But I should emphasis “at times”. Key words there.

by dixter20 on Dec 24, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

dixter20 at times

the “times” have been far and few between. We have the Best RB in the history of the game and Musgrave simply can not complement that enough in the passing game to on a consistent basis. If I played the Vikes, I’d put nine men in the box and dare Musgrave to beat us in the passing game. The teams that have done that have beaten us easily.

by AzVikings on Dec 24, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

But what is WORSE is

The defense play calling on 3rd and long. I’ve seen too many conversions given up this year . Linebackers and secondary are out of position regularly. The Redskins 3rd and 19 conversion is one example of this that has happened consistently throughout the season.

by AzVikings on Dec 24, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like he jumped higher on this one.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet the soundtrack to the clip goes something like this

Weeeeeeee!! I’m flying…uh oh…Houston we have a problem…Aiggh…Gonna die…(IMPACT)…Ah, yeesss! I knew it. I stuck that thing, baby! Never in doubt!"

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait..

It’s Saturday? I had a feeling we were watching amateurs..

by hickenizgriz on Dec 24, 2011 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

WTF

When will these commercials end?! its been at least 15 minutes of straight commericals..

by hickenizgriz on Dec 24, 2011 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

OMG AP down

great

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." --Knute Rockne

by abba7 on Dec 24, 2011 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Christ.

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by KJSegall on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

AP's knee just got Culpepper'd

Fuck.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

Third quarter thread

Sorry it’s late.

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2011/12/24/2659723/minnesota-vikings-at-washington-redskins-third-quarter-open-thread

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by Christopher Gates on Dec 24, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

Didn't think 2011 season could get worse.

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by kcskol on Dec 24, 2011 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

2-14 here we come…

by Dodger48 on Dec 24, 2011 1:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yea....

Why they even played him when he isn’t 100% was mistake number 1 and just begging for this, but, seeya next year adrian :(

by hickenizgriz on Dec 24, 2011 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

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