Daily Norseman's Most (and least) Hated Teams
by Redwolf333 on Mar 17, 2011 8:29 AM CDT
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I thought that it would be fun for us to try it seeing as things have gotten a little stale during the off season already because of the CBA. And nonstop talk about the draft. This will hopefully give everyone something to do for a little while or at the very least bring a little humor. More after the Jump
To provide you all with one more small thing that can bring you here on a daily basis, I thought we could adapt something I've seen that's much more common on other types of internet boards (television, video games, ect). They're commonly referred to as "Hurt/Heal" threads.
The premise is simple. You take a list of some kind, in this case, NFL Teams, assign them an arbitrary amount of points, and then every user can make a post once every 24 hours stating what team they would like to "Hurt" and what team they would like to "Heal". As an example...
Jacksonville Jaguars - 10
Houston Texans - 7
////////////////////Redwolf333 posts: Save Houston, Kill Jacksonville/////////////////////
Houston Texans - 8
Easy enough. Each Save and Kill is worth a point respectively. You want to Kill teams you dislike, and save teams you like. You have two total actions every 24 hours, so you don't have to necessarily Save one team and Hurt another. You can use both your actions to give points to a team (Double Save), or use them both to take points away (Double Kill). Once a team reaches 0, they have exploded into internet space forever. Ideally at the end of this, we'll have a ranking of all 32 teams from most to least favorite, based on which team survives the longest. Obviously the Vikings won't be included in this. I will be posting who gets the killing blow on each team and that person will be rewarded with an extra point per day. It's simple, it takes about 5 seconds to do, and it'll be amusing to watch the teams whittle down. Pointless endeavors are pointless, but that doesn't make them any less amusing!
If this turns out to be really unpopular then I'll just delete this post. Otherwise, I'll edit this, and we can get started!
I'm going to start each team off with 20 points and update this post daily.
P.S. please rec if you like it so it can stay up.
P.P.S. we are looking for reps to put these up on other SB Nation Blogs so that we can eventually compare all 32 teams and find out which are the most liked or disliked according to the fans.
Updated on 03/29/2011 at 11:00PM Eastern Time
- Baltimore Ravens: -21
- Oakland Raiders -21
- New England Patriots -15
- Buffalo Bills -23
- St. Louis Rams -22
- Sand Diego Chargers -24
- Miami Dolphins -21
- Indianapolis Colts: -28
- Carolina Panthers -20
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers -11
- Seattle Seahawks -23
- Denver Broncos - 25
- Arizona Cardinals -21
- Cincinnati Bengals -19
- Cleveland Browns -20
- Kansas City Chiefs -21
- Detroit Lions: -19
- New York Giants -6
- San Francisco 49ers -20
- Washington Redskins -20
- Houston Texans-24
- Philadelphia Eagles -25
- Tennessee Titans -19
- Jacksonville Jaguars -21
The Graveyard
- Green bay Packers Finishing blow delivered by Norse Force he now has 3 points per day
- Dallas Cowboys Finishing blow delivered by Chris464 he now has 3 points per day
- Chicago Bears Finishing blow delivered by Chris464 he now has 4 points per day
- New Orleans Saints Finishing blow delivered by DCPurple he now has 3 points per day
- Atlanta Falcons Finishing blow delivered by VikingsForever he now has 3 points per day
- New York Jets Finishing blow delivered by VikingsForever he now has 4 points per day
- Pittsburgh Steelers Finishing blow delivered by DM_Purp he now has 3 points per day
This FanPost was created by a registered user of The Daily Norseman, and does not necessarily reflect the views of the staff of the site. However, since this is a community, that view is no less important.
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The Packers are obviously going to lose this one
So I say Kill Packers and Kill Titans (I can’t stand that organization and I’ll get to the Bears tomorrow)
Kill Packers. Kill Cowboys. Kill Saints.
Save the broncos (my bro is a fan, hey we can’t all be perfect)
"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
I understand our bitter rivalry with the Pack, but
personally I hate the Bears more. Worse fans, dirtier players, sh****** field, and always seem to beat us in the most emotional time/game of our season.
Draft a QB! Please God!
by Macdaddy4508 on Mar 17, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hurt Bears
Help Ravens.
I like the Ravens. Good defense, Normally have a good running game, and they wear purple!
We started out with 32pts per team at ACME...
… and we killed the Vikings in a little over 34 hours. They were the first team out.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Mar 17, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Double KILL
CRYBOYS!!!! Nate Wright was PUSHED!!! Sorry I STILL can’t get over it!
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 17, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Kill Packers, kill Saints
with extreme prejudice, please.
*Futile to resist
You know why we have come
Futile to resist
The battle is already won!*
Kill Packers, Heal Raiders.
Gotta respect my ol’ gramps’ team… plus, it’s not like they’re a threat to us anyways.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
The Raiders are a threat to us.
Super Bowl XI….1977
The Oakland Raiders beat the Minnesota Vikings 32-14.
But I understand your respect for your Grandpa. :)
Yes well.
My mom’s also a Dolphin fan. Now, if there was Chiefs fan and a Steelers fan in my family somewhere…
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Kill Packers, Heal Bills
I feel so bad for the smallest market in the NFL…..is there a smaller one than the Bills?
Kill Pukers and Kill the Cowfags
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Mar 17, 2011 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Double Hatin' on the Saints!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
With my 2 points today…..DOUBLE KILL FUDGEPAQUEERS!!!…..hehe
"Ya just can't fix stupid....."
by Jesse442 on Mar 18, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
double save Packers
They deserve it, 1 save for each win over MIN this year.
We do this every day, right?
Well, kill Packers (again), heal Dolphins (Mom’s team, also not a threat. Yes, also beat us in a Super Bowl. I know.)
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
kill bears- save colts
i’m surrounded by stinky smelly UGLY greasy bears fans here in northern indiana. it’s a nice place to live if you can put up with the neighbors,
by indianavikesfan on Mar 18, 2011 4:27 PM CDT reply actions
Save Eagles Twice
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your entire rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Mar 18, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Kill em all!
Actually, just double kill the bears cause I hate Cutler. Just thought a Metallica joke was overdue for this thread : )
by CanadianViking on Mar 18, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
One smite upon the Saints, another smite upon the Cowboys
Ah, the memories…. of gnashing teeth and soul-crushing howls of pain and rage
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
double kill
The Cryboys again!!! Till they’re dead!!! America’s Team my a$$!! I’m american & I HATE THEM!!!
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 19, 2011 12:56 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
BTW
Did you notice you have the bears up twice & don’t have the Texans up at all?
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 19, 2011 1:17 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Kill Cowboys, save the Rams
That rookie QB driven team almost made it. All they need is a little luck and a really bad division again.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon
by JethroBoViking on Mar 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
double kill bears!!!
neighborhood still sucks!
GO VIKES!!!
by indianavikesfan on Mar 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT reply actions
Three points per day, huh? Nice.
Then I’ll go with double hurtin’ on those tools from Dallas, and I’ll give a help out to the Browns.
Kill Bears, Heal Colts.
I like Peyton.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
again double kill
Cryboys!!! The walker deal!!! There are just so many reasons I HATE them!
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 19, 2011 7:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
We really should do this where you save one and hurt one
Keep a constant number of points. As Vikings fans, we dislike other teams and will naturally want to hurt them. If you take a point from a team and help another team, we actually have a good ranking of how Viking fans view other teams. Anyways..
Kill Cowboys, Save Colts
Why are the Bears double listed and the Texans not even once?
Love the beast that is Andre Johnson. Double save Houston.
by Oh, Minnesota... on Mar 20, 2011 1:35 AM CDT reply actions
Double Kill on the Saints!
I don’t like ANY other teams, kill them all, muhahhahahahaha!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
J.E.T.S
Kill them …KILL them NOW…twice .I’ve really really disliked that team since I was a wee lad
A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant
Kill Bears (again), Heal Jaguars.
Tom Coughlin signed a football for me when I was a kid, upon his first year of coaching the Jaguars (also their first year of existence).
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Kill those punk Jets, heal Houston....
Can’t stand Rex, too many babies Cromartie, and pretty boy Sanchez.
On the other hand, hats off to Andre Johnson, and his Portland Finnegan beat down…
SKOL VIKES!!!
Double kill Bears
(unless I can cross the River Styx and re-kill the Packers…because that’s what I really like to do)
Kill the Giants, Kill the Bears, Heal the Seahawks
Can’t forget that 41-0 NFC Championship game, unfortunately
Kill Bears, Heal... uh...
Bills. I feel bad for ’em.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Kill
The Taints. Heal the Browns
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 22, 2011 7:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Double-Kill on the Saints!
I like this game, I can phone it in just like Bryant McKinnie!
:)
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
Hurt the Saints and hurt the Falcons!
Don’t worry Giants, you’re next!
Kill the Bucs, Heal the Giants.
Giants at least gave us (IMO) the most exciting Super Bowl ever. And I will never forgive the Bucs for ruining our perfect season in ’98.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
KILL the JETS, HEAL the Colts....
Yep, still hate those JETS and thier smug ways…
and +1 for Peyton; he just plays the game right, and the organization is solid.
SKOL VIKES!!!
dbbl kill jets
I can’t believe they are still here…I don’t even hate the cow…oh my god what am I saying just end the jets now
A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant
Double Schmack-Down on the Saints!!
Pull ’em to the top!
The issue isn’t whether or not the team is a threat, it’s who screwed us over (with the ref’s connivance!) most recently, in the most important game. Threats we just deal with. Payback is forever :)
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
double kill the falcons
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Mar 23, 2011 8:02 AM CDT reply actions
Double Kill the Saints
I’ll never forget or forgive how they blatantly attacked Brett Favre with the single mindset of causing him injury. I’ll never believe that those obvious late hits were to try and “rattle him”
Heal Chargers, Kill Falcons
Roger Ebert: "I could get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did, but my wife would leave me and I'd be a poor lonely sap like he is."
Charlie Sheen: "Yeah, you really don't know lonely til you've gone to town on 5 chicks at once. #still #winning #planbetter"
double kill
The nasty saints. There done with them. Next up, Rams! We owned you at the Met so I’m goin on with some Old School Hate!
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Mar 23, 2011 4:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I see that the Lions are hanging in there.
Them being in our division I figured they would take more heat. I guess it’s because we have had their number pretty good over the years. That may change if they continue to improve.
Speaking of that...
Kill the Bucs (die!), heal the… Lions! Yep, I went there. Just one time though. I gotta admit I’ve always felt bad for them. Not so much so after that final loss, but hey, that was as much our fault as theirs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
chris you already have 4 points a day which is the limit
So the next to kill the falcons gets the points.
Time to pour on the fire! Heavy Triple-Hammer on the Saints, all 3 points!
They’re going DOWN! :)
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
Heal steelers heal eagles
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Mar 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
Would it be considered wrong
if I tried to heal the Cubs on here. Between the Vikings and Cubs I am getting really desperate!
More pain for the Saints! Triple Schmack!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
Wow man...
Talk about overkill. Ha.
We have been “dead” for at least a day now.
I like Hamburgers!
by Grumps on Mar 25, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lol Grumps. What did you expect?
That’s what an internet bully will do for ya. Overkill the dead that can’t defend themselves.
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Burn the Steelers,
Save the Titans(they saved us from having to pay Moss’ bloated salary last year)
Skol!
Hurt the Giants twice
(unless 41 times is possible, as that would seem more appropriate)
KILL THE JETS....TWICE!!!
Still smug, still think the rest of the league owes them all the props…I say poops…
SKOL VIKES!!!
yes please send the jets away
far far far away and then send them twice as far
A successful coach needs a patient wife, loyal dog, and great quarterback - and not necessarily in that order.
-- Bud Grant
by PurpleValhalla on Mar 26, 2011 12:50 AM CDT reply actions
Double heal Steelers
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Mar 26, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions
Tried to avoid double kills
but I’m outta teams to heal. Double kill Bucs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Triple kill steelers, no team should have 6 championships when we have 0.
If this is overkill, just heal the eagles instead.
you had 4 points so I killed them 4 times
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Beating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Double Kill Bucs.
Again. Till they’re dead dead dead.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Triple-Hammer on the Saints. Of course.
As much as I would love to hate on the Cowboys, they just aren’t worth the energy any more.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
Die Bucs, Die!
Double kill Bucs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Kill Rams, Heal Ravens
Does anyone not remember when the Rams used to beat us in the playoffs?!
Greatest Show on Turf my ASS!
Kill Patriots, Heal Chiefs
If you can't laugh at yourself... Who can you laugh at?
The Packers, that’s who.
-- The almighty Manimal
2x kill the lions!
They’re starting to be good enough to earn some purple hate back!
by Tom the Purple on Mar 28, 2011 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
Kill packers kill saints
"Wes [Johnson] is old, passive, and below-average in every aspect of his game except outside shooting and smiling" - PoorDick
Triple Hate on the Saints
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
All i can say is wow
Are you worried about them being brought back from the “dead”? That is a lot of repressed anger coming forth for sure. Don’t you guys look at the list of teams left?
I like Hamburgers!
by Grumps on Mar 29, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Triple Save the Saints. Triple Save the Packers
That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!
(tears) Tissue?.....Crybaby.
Kill the Bucs, again, twice.
Die already.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
dbl kill the Giants
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Mar 29, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
already dead
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Beating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Double Kill Bucs
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Double hurt the SuperBowl IV champions
…aka Kansas City
Death to
the Bucs. Twice.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Three more nails in the Saint's coffin. Every single day.
Just in case this thing is still going on. lol
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
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