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Greatest Football Movie Ever Tournament: The Express vs The Waterboy

Well, our last match-up wasn't terribly close, with We Are Marshall taking away 80% of the vote over The Junction Boys, which means they'll be in the semi-final of the College bracket against the winner of today's match-up between two movies that couldn't be more of a contrast in styles.

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The Express

This is a pretty recent movie, having been released in 2008. The Express is the story of Syracuse University football star Ernie Davis, the first African-American player to win the Heisman Trophy.

The Express, while centered around football, is about much more than just the game of football itself. It touches on a great deal of topics, particularly racism and discrimination. Davis played at Syracuse in the late 50s and early 60s. . .he was the successor to some guy named Jim Brown, in fact. . .and in many places that they played at, racism was still a largely prevalent part of life. As you can see in the trailer, Davis wasn't a particularly popular player, not even on his own campus, and had to put up with all sorts of issues that you wouldn't expect players of any race, color, or creed to have to deal with today.

Davis is played by Rob Brown, whose work I was unfamiliar with prior to seeing The Express, but he's a pretty solid actor. His coach, Ben Schwartzwalder, is played by Dennis Quaid, who I'm sure you've all heard of, and also puts in a very good performance. While the film is considered a "failure" financially, it received some pretty high critical praise, and is a definitely must-see for every football fan.

The Waterboy

In this 1998 release, Adam Sandler plays the role of Bobby Boucher, a 31-year old serving as the water boy for the SCLSU Mud Dogs. As someone that takes his duties rather seriously, he is constantly mocked and made fun of by the football players, until one day Mr. Coach Kline (Henry Winkler) tells young Bobby Boucher that he needs to defend himself against such indignities.

Bobby then rushes out on the field during practice, destroys the Mud Dogs quarterback, and Coach Klein asks him to play for the football team, and he agrees. . .on one condition. That nobody tell Bobby's mother (Kathy Bates) that he's playing the "foosball," because his mama feels that football is the debil.

The Waterboy will never be considered a cinematic masterpiece or anything like that, but it's one of those movies that is good for a few laughs, particularly if you want to just sit back, watch a movie, and not have to think to much. . .sort of in that whole Naked Gun/Airplane! kind of vein. (Although The Waterboy should never be placed on the comedic level of those movies, either, in my opinion.)

So, have at it, folks. . .which of these is the better movie?

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Which of these is the superior football film?
The Express
87 votes
The Waterboy
196 votes

283 votes | Poll has closed

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That Waterboy movie

has some high quality H2O…

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by Ted Glover on Mar 3, 2011 7:56 AM CST reply actions  

This is a tough and strange matchup

I’ve seen them both and I like them both for different reasons. I definately think that “The Express” is one of the more underrated films in the tournament.

But I voted for “the Waterboy.” And here’s why:

I can’t remember one line or even one scene in particular from the Express. The Waterboy on the other hand is one of those cult-classic flicks that just gets better and better each time. It’s full of classic lines and memorable scenes.

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."

by NMVike on Mar 3, 2011 9:26 AM CST reply actions  

Waaaater sucks

it really really sucks!

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by TrevorR on Mar 3, 2011 9:52 AM CST reply actions  

Voted for The Express

But I don’t mind whichever movie wins.

by Arif Hasan on Mar 3, 2011 9:54 AM CST reply actions  

Waterboy FTW

First off, that was one of those movies where I laughed so hard the first time I had to see it again to catch the jokes I missed. And secondly, it has affected my vocabulary to this day- I can’t play my weekly game of backyard football without calling it ‘foosball’ at least 5 times.

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by KJSegall on Mar 3, 2011 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

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