Daily Norseman's Most (and least) Hated Teams part two with update
by Redwolf333 on Mar 31, 2011 9:54 PM CDT
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I thought that it would be fun for us to try it seeing as things have gotten a little stale during the off season already because of the CBA. And nonstop talk about the draft. This will hopefully give everyone something to do for a little while or at the very least bring a little humor. More after the Jump
To provide you all with one more small thing that can bring you here on a daily basis, I thought we could adapt something I've seen that's much more common on other types of internet boards (television, video games, ect). They're commonly referred to as "Hurt/Heal" threads.
The premise is simple. You take a list of some kind, in this case, NFL Teams, assign them an arbitrary amount of points, and then every user can make a post once every 24 hours stating what team they would like to "Hurt" and what team they would like to "Heal". As an example...
Jacksonville Jaguars - 10
Houston Texans - 7
////////////////////Redwolf333 posts: Save Houston, Kill Jacksonville/////////////////////
Houston Texans - 8
Easy enough. Each Save and Kill is worth a point respectively. You want to Kill teams you dislike, and save teams you like. You have two total actions every 24 hours, so you don't have to necessarily Save one team and Hurt another. You can use both your actions to give points to a team (Double Save), or use them both to take points away (Double Kill). Once a team reaches 0, they have exploded into internet space forever. Ideally at the end of this, we'll have a ranking of all 32 teams from most to least favorite, based on which team survives the longest. Obviously the Vikings won't be included in this. I will be posting who gets the killing blow on each team and that person will be rewarded with an extra point per day. It's simple, it takes about 5 seconds to do, and it'll be amusing to watch the teams whittle down. Pointless endeavors are pointless, but that doesn't make them any less amusing!
If this turns out to be really unpopular then I'll just delete this post. Otherwise, I'll edit this, and we can get started!
I'm going to start each team off with 20 points and update this post daily.
P.S. please rec if you like it so it can stay up.
P.P.S. we are looking for reps to put these up on other SB Nation Blogs so that we can eventually compare all 32 teams and find out which are the most liked or disliked according to the fans.
I took 10 points from each team (where applicable) to speed it up
Taking each team down to 2 points
Updated on 04/15/2011 at 11:00PM Eastern Time
- The Graveyard
- Green bay Packers Finishing blow delivered by Norse Force he now has 3 points per day
- Dallas Cowboys Finishing blow delivered by Chris464 he now has 3 points per day
- Chicago Bears Finishing blow delivered by Chris464 he now has 4 points per day
- New Orleans Saints Finishing blow delivered by DCPurple he now has 3 points per day
- Atlanta Falcons Finishing blow delivered by VikingsForever he now has 3 points per day
- New York Jets Finishing blow delivered by VikingsForever he now has 4 points per day
- Pittsburgh Steelers Finishing blow delivered by DM_Purp he now has 3 points per day
- New York Giants Finishing blow delivered by chaosg he now has 3 points per day
- New England Patriots Finishing blow delivered by chaosg he now has 4 points per day
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers Finishing blow delivered by shem he now has 3 points per day
- Kansas City Chiefs Finishing blow delivered by OrlandoVikesFan he now has 3 points per day
- Oakland Raiders Finishing blow delivered by DCPurple he now has 4 points per day
- Philadelphia Eagles Finishing blow delivered by Mebera he now has 3 points per day
- Tennessee Titans Finishing blow delivered by DM_Purp he now has 4 points per day
- Detroit Lions Finishing blow delivered by OrlandoVikesFan he now has 4 points per day
- Arizona Cardinals Finishing blow delivered by Mebera he now has 4 points per day
- Miami Dolphins Finishing blow delivered by shem he now has 4 points per day
- San Francisco 49ers Finishing blow delivered by DM_Purp ____ now has 3/4 points per day
- Seattle Seahawks Finishing blow delivered by OrlandoVikesFan
- Jacksonville Jaguars Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- Cincinnati Bengals Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- Washington Redskins Finishing blow delivered by DM_Purp
- Denver Broncos Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- St. Louis Rams Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- Baltimore Ravens Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- Indianapolis Colts Finishing blow delivered by chaosg
- Sand Diego Chargers
- Carolina Panthers
- Houston Texans
- Buffalo Bills
- Cleveland Browns
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I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
wats with all the healing?
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
kill lions save Browns
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Apr 1, 2011 8:17 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Triple - Kill San Diego
Why do they have so many points? Could have gotten VJacks last year, but NOOO, we had to get Moss and lose our 3rd round pick and destroy a legend all at the same time.
Skol!
Double die bucs!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Nail in the coffin!
Double Kill the Bucs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
just a little late on that one
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Argh!
Cherry pickin’! So be it. Uh, re-do that to kill the Chiefs twice.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
kill eagles save Browns
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Apr 2, 2011 11:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kill Lions save Browns
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Apr 3, 2011 10:57 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Shem you stole my kill!!!!!!!!!!
How dare you! Anyhoo, double kill the Seahawks. Can’t stand that a 7-9 team made the playoffs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Yeah, I cherry-picked 'em...
…don’t get me wrong, though, I enjoyed finishing off an old NFC Central foe.
Now back to those teams that beat us in those SuperBowls oh so many painful years ago…yeah, I’m looking at you Chiefs!
I'm cool with it.
I’m just glad to see ‘em dead, I’ve never gotten over the one loss they handed us in ’98. Damn you, Warren Sapp!!!!!!!!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Double Save THE EAGLES
Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ~ Mike Royco
by Percy Harvin My Fav! on Apr 3, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
Triple Blow to the Raiders!
Never forget, never forgive!
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
See, now this is the sort of attitude...
…that I love! Once the Chiefs are done, I’m with you DCP!
dbl save Eagles
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Apr 4, 2011 8:24 AM CDT reply actions
already dead
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Double Kill Eagles
They seem like a Love ’em or Hate ’em, team. Out of curiosity, why do the Eagles lovers love them so?
Double Die Chiefs!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
already dead
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
double save the eagles
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Apr 5, 2011 7:46 AM CDT reply actions
this is like a seesaw
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Triple kill the Raiders
As DCP so eloquently put it “Never forget, never forgive!”
(Yeah, I’m looking at you next Miami!)
one point left
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Sorry Mom and Grandpa.
Time to jump on that Super Bowl revenge bandwagon. One kill for Miami, one kill for Oakland.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
and what reason is that again?
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
AHHHH!!!!!
Don’t remind! When will the hell that is the 2010 season be over? Please let there be a 2011 season!
They did beat us overall .
And have 3 QB’s that can win games ?
by gothicpurple on Apr 7, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
dbl save eagles
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne
by just another viking on Apr 5, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
Smack 1 for the Raiders, Smack 2 for the Raiders, Smack 3 for the Raiders!
In memory of Sammy White
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
SKOL!
Double kill the Eagles!
There, next person to kill them gets the killing blow. Finish off those damn birds.
Kill Eagles, Kill Ravens
As you can see, I dislike birds.
The Dolphins must be filleted 3 times
for SuperBowl VIII…(just to keep the propaganda going, Admiral BG)
Double kill 'phins, once to finish the Raiders.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Triple kill upon the Seahawks.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Because
I stand by the fact that a 7-9 team should NEVER enter the playoffs.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
disagree
they were the best team, in fact they beat out the aints. that made my Saturday, knowing they were beat by a the first (?) team to go into the playoffs with a losing record. To me, the win vindicated their “not supposed to be there” scenario.
Here's the problem with that logic.
If the Seahawks at 7-9 beat the Saints, who also lost prior that game to the Bucs (who didn’t make it in, and mind you- the Saints were banged up), then the 9-7 Giants or 9-7 Bucs should have been able to do the same. And they worked harder in the season and did better- and therefore, would have rightfully earned the additional wild card spot. Plain and simple, I just don’t believe any playoff system should allow a team with a losing record to be included when their are teams with winning schedules at home watching. I’ll be gracious and say 8-8 is acceptable, although personally, I just think it should be 9-7 period. When you let the 7-9 team in just because their division was downright G-d awful, then you’re no longer utilizing a playoff system that has the best teams represented.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
i agree. the "9-7 Rule" should become adopted. that 7-9 last year was embarassing.
.
ALTHOUGH MARSHAWN LYNCH SAYS “TOUCH ME” SUCKERS !!!!.
in the future there will be no war...there will only be rollerball.
I'm OK with even 8-8
seeing as how the Chargers did it and were actually a pretty decent playoff team, and they tend to be late bloomers anyways. If you’re 7-9, however, well- you bloomed too late.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Hurt the Dophins three more times!
Never forgive, never forget! (nothing personal, Dan)
Trades? I'm talking SuperBowl!
I think Chuck Foreman would agree with me on this on…
..and he even went to the University of Miami
They punk'd the Beats in Chi-town too right?
I gota lil love for them. I already used my vote today so I can’t help anyone out today and tomorrow I’m going to be busy killing someone. Good point though.
Skol!
I think
he means the regular season when, yes, the Seahawks did beat the Bears.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
done
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Triple kill the Seahawks!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Dolphins Saved x 2
I’m from FL, gotta help my FL team out, unless its actually UF, then they can GTFO.
Triple kill Lions.
Time out on the Seahawks and ‘Phins for right now, but I’ll come back to them soon…
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Double Kill the Lions
Finish ’em off.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Triple kill on the Cardinals.
They’ve beaten the Vikings one too many times in the past two years.
double save
The Browns
L. A. Player
by L. A. Player on Apr 11, 2011 5:01 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Triple kill the Dolphins
and may they rest in peace…now who?
Down with the Cards x3
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
technically its 24 hours but really as long as its a new day I wont hold it against you
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
Blah
I have a ridiculously crazy schedule, so I like redwolf’s rule. LOL
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
ill put all that on the 49ers
I come ready, when I came out the womb I was ready, tell them mama that's why you had me, you knew I was ready. -Moss
Dominating your opposition physically is great and all, but confounding them mentally is sooo much more fun.
Im not racist and I don't discriminate, I stereotype; its faster
I'M COMING GUNS ABLAZIN FOR YOU, SEAHAWKS!
Quad kill upon them!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
There are a million good reasons to kill the Cowboys (can’t beat that Dead Horse enough), but I have no good reason to hurt the Redskins, just always disliked them. Finnish off the NFC East, kill the Redskins. Help the other purple team in that other conference, the Ravens.
It may have been the 1987 season, but it still hurts....
…Quad kill Washington…
I mean do you remember that year? Minnesota sports fans were on the top of the world, the Twins had just won the World Series and the Vikes were a game away from the SuperBowl…oh why does being a Vikings fan have to hurt so much?
He did!
Several other places, as a matter of fact! Man, that guy is a wreck. What is it with WRs?
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
What does 3/4 points per day mean?
Double kill chargers/Rams in that order, depending on how many points i have
Skol!
Fire quad cannons at the Seahawks!
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Double Save the San Diego Super Chargers
LAKERS!!!!!!!!!! Thr3e P3at...
Long Live the MINNESOTA VIKINGS.
Save the Browns four times
Come on, their team has never given them any reason to cheer, and yet they do, even after their team leaves and then, like a gimpy phoenix, rises from the ashes as an expansion team in order to continue the long, sad history of crappy football in Cleveland. GO BROWNS!
Double Save the Bills, Double Save the Browns.
I feel both of those teams’ pain.
Ah, the failed attempt at returning Moss home. It was like '98 and '09 were about to make sweet, sweet love and give us a glorious '10 child.
www.dailynorseman.com- THE place for true Viking fanatics.
Dbl kill Ravens. Dbl kill Colts
They are both stolen team…at least the Ravens had the decency to leave the team name behind, although I’m sure they would’ve revived the Baltimore Colts if Indianapolis hadn’t stolen their team and their name….anyone thinking about the LA Lakers, or the Dallas Stars? I hate stolen teams, especially when the steal the name too.
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