Okay, we all knew that there was a better chance in me hooking up with Ponder's girlfriend than there was in Jackson coming back. But I recently went on Ebay to find Christian Ponder related merchandise, and I stumbled across a Minnesota Vikings pylon for sale that was signed by the man himself. With a little number 7 under his name that he wrote. Is that pretty much the sure sign that Jackson ain't coming back? I wanted to post the link here, but I don't know if the site has any rules against it, and I don't want to seem like I'm trying to advertise people to buy this thing or anything, I just thought it was an interesting tidbit of information. Also, the fact that Ponder was able to sign a pylon...

The lockout recently ends and apparently Ponder flew to Minnesota and walked into the Vikings Front Office, "How are you doing coach Frazier, it's a pleasure to see you again. Would it be possible for me to get a Vikings playbook today?" 

"Nonsense! Here, sign these overly important pylons!" 

Weird... Your thoughts?