For Sale:
One “Quarterback” with five years of NFL experience. Has strong leg and arm strength, with a bewildering tendency of throwing to opposing defenders in the clutch. Questionable ability to read defenses, and will resort to running with the ball whenever pressured leading to frequent injuries. Has been coddled must of his professional career by a former coach with stubborn narcissistic personality traits. Beware of tutelage by former, future NFL Hall of Famer who also has tendencies to throw to opposing defenders in the clutch. Will accept for trade any serviceable offensive or defensive linemen, safeties that actually will defend against throws, wide receivers that actually catch the ball or another quarterback of equal or higher future trade value.