Welcome To The Daily Kluwe

a legend was born
the doctor slapped him in the ass
and we get downfall and deadspin back-to-back

this is better than the spaceman or ball four.
he needs to document the season like sparky lyle did and write a book.

the man is a genius.

i made a comment somewhere else that he’s getting flack simply for being a punter, but it’s waaaay better to hear it from the horse’s mouth.

right on, Kluwe.

freaking awesome article…

I wonder how much it would cost to get his jersey with Warcraft on the back of it? I wonder how tough it would be to grass roots him as teh next governer of Minnesota, hell you guys voted Jesse in…

This has sealed it. I will be rocking my Kluwe jersey proudly this year and for many to come!

Nate Jackson sounds like someone who got yelled at as a STer because he couldn’t follow his lane assignments, but believes it was the punter’s fault. If he truly thinks Ps are useless, he should talk to Peyton Manning about Mike Scifres in the 2009 playoffs or Tom Coughlin about last season. But that’s just me.

For posting his response and not crying like a bitch in another response.

Nate Jackson should shut his mouth. He hasn’t exactly had a great career, and he’s certainly not in any position to tell someone else to their mouths…..especially when his name wasn’t even mentioned on the D-bag list.
Sounds to me like Mr. Jackson is a FA, and is trying to get his name out there.

… one way or the other. It was amusing to read his reply. The quote:

There’s no hope for asshole fuckwits.

Definitely a keeper.

I wish Kluwe would do a better job pinning teams inside the 10 and not overkicking his coverage team. But, the last two years I thought he seemed much more effective. The rest of this doesn’t really matter to me.

Kluwe’s rebuttal was clever, on-target, and hilarious. Makes me wish Kluwe had been sitting next to me through any number of boring classes in college. Damn, sign me up for the bandwagon, I think I want a Kluwe jersey too. Considering all the responses here, the Vikings stores around the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are going to be running low on Warcraft’s jersey.

Not much of a fan of boxing, cage matches, etc. However, I love witnessing the occasional verbal smackdown. This one went to Kluwe by way of technical knockout — “technical” as in “the other side got smoked but may be too stupid to know it.”

is rightly used. Brilliant.

Is it too early for a Klewe’s “Violent Torpedo of truth” tour ?

Just that simple. That took some ’nads, to step it out like that. No one else is really crossing the line and telling it like it is, except for Chris Kluwe. Mega-props to Warcraft!

There is one caveat; he did exaggerate… a LOT, when he described himself as;

has broken every team record at his position

Kluwe’s a great punter, and he can probably get some of those records if he lasts another 5 or 6 years with the Vikings. But there’s a lot of Viking team records, for punters, that he hasn’t even put a respectable dent in yet, and honestly, doesn’t have the leg to even thinking about touching.

Due respect to Greg Coleman, and a slew of other Viking punters who actually own those records.

and take off running for a first down. On his own. The legend would be cemented.