Yes I know the title said nothing about what's going on here.  Here's my thought.  If you could get either the NFLPA / Owners or the entire governing body of Minnesota into a room what would you do to help them speed their slack um speed them up....

Ok, with this in mind I'm thinking of things along the lined of put them in a room with slowly closing walls, when they decide something the walls stop.

or

But them in a room that is slowly sinking into a lake filled with ill tempered piranha with laser pointers taped to their heads...

or

Make them listen to polka while eating my Grandmothers lutefisk...  (love the woman but holy hell!)

or

figure something out that involves a goat, 73 tacks, a wheel of barb wire and a pickle

or tell me what you'd do..  Actually, that was more fun than I thought it would be kind of cathartic...  Heck lets make this bad boy a poll, if you got a good idea I'll stick up here with my awesome ones! :D