Straight retirement, homey.
Randy Moss has apparently decided to call it quits after 13 seasons in the NFL. Moss' agent told Adam Schefter "After weighing his options and contemplating offers, he’s decided to retire."
Moss spent time with the Raiders, Patriots, and Titans. But he'll always hold a special place in Minnesota Vikings folklore, even after his brief 2010 return had disastrous results. Forgive me if I won't completely rule out Moss coming out of retirement later this year given the right situation on a contending team, but until that happens we'd like to wish Randy the best in retirement. Here's to hoping he catches tons of fish, moons any and all Packer fans he meets, and keeps being the enigmatic, magnetic personality we all know and love.